Damn those filthy geeks
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Griff said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:
Start looking up Alquaeda, and going Postal sights.
They'll soon be happier that you're discussing Blakie, and Ronnie Corbet. Then you gunning them down, like the dateless, greasy, turbo nerd scum they are.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Oh dear. Naughty Griff.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
Same thing happened to me today, Griff. It was Aaron arsing about with improving the site. I done a small poo. EllieJP had a similar heart-stopping moment, although without the poo.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Curt said:
That sucks man. I hated it when they would do that when I used to work at a call center.
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 15 2008, 11:55 PM BSTSame thing happened to me today, Griff. It was Aaron arsing about with improving the site. I done a small poo. EllieJP had a similar heart-stopping moment, although without the poo.
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Wha?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
The server (not site) administrators fucked up the site. Again. And it was inaccessible for a number of hours during the day. Graham thinks he's being witty in blaming me for the problem. Nothing to worry about.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Ahhhh, THAT's why you thought you'd been blocked! Praise the Glorious Leader, zooo of Buckingham. 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 12:44 AM BSTThe server (not site) administrators fucked up the site. Again. And it was inaccessible for a number of hours during the day. Graham thinks he's being witty in blaming me for the problem. Nothing to worry about.
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Damn those server administrators. Damn them to hell.
In my heart of hearts, I knew Aaron wouldn't let us down. For he is excellent.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, chipolata said:
I had the same problem yesterday, and ended up whiling away the afternoon watching The Worm That Turned sketches on YouTube. Is it just me, or are they quite a turn on? Here's a link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FK6gQezm8vk
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
I really hope you mean the leather-clad lady police officers and not Ronnie Corbett in a pinny.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, chipolata said:
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 10:58 AM BSTI really hope you mean the leather-clad lady police officers and not Ronnie Corbett in a pinny.
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Although Ronnies aged remarkably well.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 7:59 AM BSTAhhhh, THAT's why you thought you'd been blocked! Praise the Glorious Leader, zooo of Buckingham.
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Yeah! Go me!
I didn't even notice you had all disappeared.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 11:02 AM BSTYeah! Go me!
I didn't even notice you had all disappeared.
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Tut! We're nothing to you, aren't we? Just extras in the movie of your life.
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Although Ronnies aged remarkably well.
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He has. I think he's one of these people who was always 68, and he's just been waiting for his chronological age to catch up. Forsyth's the same, only older.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
To be fair, I got a new David Tennant dvd yesterday, so all else ceased to exist.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, chipolata said:
I love Ronnie Corbett, and was a big fan of Sorry. It'd be really great to see him in another sitcom before he pops his clogs.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Blame David Walliams if you don't.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
I approve of the Tennant. I think he might be the nicest man in the world.
Please, God, not the Rani
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2008, 9:51 AM BSTIs it just me, or are they quite a turn on?
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Erm...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 11:10 AM BSTI approve of the Tennant. I think he might be the nicest man in the world.
Please, God, not the Rani
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Aw!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 11:10 AM BSTI approve of the Tennant. I think he might be the nicest man in the world.
Please, God, not the Rani
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Nah. The stories I've heard of Robert Plant are even more flattering than that.
I rather like the thought of Doctor-style hair though. There should be a video guide on the InterWeb somewhere of how to do it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, chipolata said:
Talking of hair, you can't beat Mickey Rourke's in Angel Heart.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Curt said:
Mickey Rourke scares me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Graham Bandage said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:22 AM BSTNah. The stories I've heard of Robert Plant are even more flattering than that.
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And his old guitar-twanging pal is just as good, according to this. Fourth story down.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 11:29 AM BSTAnd his old guitar-twanging pal is just as good, according to this. Fourth story down.
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I love the closing line.

Thems are proper old-school rockers though. Thoroughly decent, British chaps.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
...like Cliff Richard?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Nah, he's just boring. Got to have some style!
Besides, if he wasn't a Christian, do you think he'd really be so nice? People singing "Summer Holiday" and "Congratulations" at him everywhere... He'd probably headbut them and stroll off casually!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, JacMac said:
Same with my school...he also blocked thecornsnake.co.uk's forum, and various other sites that only i go on. Maybe he hates me....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Alan C said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:46 AM BSTNah, he's just boring. Got to have some style!
Besides, if he wasn't a Christian, do you think he'd really be so nice? People singing "Summer Holiday" and "Congratulations" at him everywhere... He'd probably headbut them and stroll off casually!
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He's a wimp so it would be more like they'd headbutt him and he'd stroll off to casualty!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, roscoff said:
Quote: Graham Bandage @ May 16 2008, 9:04 AM BSTDamn those server administrators. Damn them to hell.
In my heart of hearts, I knew Aaron wouldn't let us down. For he is excellent.
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You want to poke his poo don't you. DON'T YOU!!!!!!! Sorry. I'm okay now. Just need to sit down. Oh I am.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:
Of course if it was Jonathon King being that friendly you'd kick him in his Uno Paloma Blancas.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, roscoff said:
JK. Top man. No sorry what I meant to say was filthy pervert. I get so confused these days.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: sootyj @ May 18 2008, 7:53 PM BSTOf course if it was Jonathon King being that friendly you'd kick him in his Uno Paloma Blancas.
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