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Auction Sketch


On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Winterlight said:


Int. Auction Room

Camera shot shows an auctioneer at his table on a stand.

Auctioneer: Going once. Going twice. (KNOCKS HAMMER) Sold!

Camera pulls out to reveal auctioneer 2 who is on a higher stand than the first auctioneer.

Auctioneer 2: So, as you can see, a lovely example of an auctioneer. Who'll start me at fifty pounds?

ENDS




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Sofa_Matt said:


mmmmmm....at least it was quick.




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:


I like it! We should collaborate on the pun-ishment show. Visual gags, and rotten puns in bite sized portions.

Maybe we see an endless line of auctioneers selling each other into infinity?




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, waring said:


that made me laugh out loud.

I'm a much bigger fan of daft visual sketches than the political stuff that's usually on here.




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Griff said:


Yes I liked it, a good surreal quickie.




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, NickTheDon said:


The surreal ones are the best. I liked it.




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, swerytd said:


I liked it a lot. Good take. Nice and short. Nothing to add.

Dan




On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Nigel Kelly said:


Yep, agree with previous posters, nice quickie.




 

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