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Which alien is the biggest arsehole?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:
Aliens tcch, they come here in their big fancy starships, and basically fuck with us. Who do they bloody think they are?
Probing Rednecks up the bum, making us build pyrmaids, and impregnating the royal family.
But which are the biggest arseholes?
ET, an old guy with no pants. He hides in kids closets, and then touches them with his magic finger.
Alf, you're jsut not funny.
or The Alien, an interspecies rapist with a dribble problem.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Paul W said:
Moving to general.
Sorry Sooty see nothing to "Critique" here really.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, catskillz said:
Who remembers this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6v2bnVXmE
Listen out for Andi Peters saying "What is Snowboarding?"
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
The broooomcupboard!
All was right with the world back then!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Yep! Old school, back in the day... *reminisces*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Perry Nium said:
Xtro. Because it gave me nightmares for two months after seeing it when I was a kid.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:
Mr Spock, for being so badly in denial.
You know love Jim, you bloody do, so just say so already.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, billwill said:
The Predator.
But I see through him.
"Mum can we go big game hunting on the Predator's planet? I bet they don't wear full hunting gear there & we should be able to bag a few, easily."
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jolanta Zofia Nowak said:
I thought the most Ineffectual Aliens Prize would have to go to the combined G'Guggvunt/Vl'hurg invasion fleet which, through a 'terrible miscalculation of scale was swallowed by a small dog'...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Eyyyy! 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, sootyj said:
Yeh but bless 'em they were tryers.
What about the Dr, have you noticed no ones invading the earth, when he's not around.
Well except for when they pick on TOrchwood, but it's the same principle inn it?
I reckon he's the interstellar equivalent of window sales men who pay kids to break your windows.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, JacMac said:
Has to be the aliens in Sim City...spending hours building a utopia and then watching your handiwork get pulverized sucks arse through a straw...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I used to do that on purpose...but isn't the Alien under "natural disasters" in the game? haha