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Hello people from off of the Internet!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Smithy said:
Hello.
I have been browsing these here forums for a few weeks after stumbling across you from a random Google search. I liked what I read, so I thought I would register and introduce myself properly.
I have been writing a 'humourous' blog (anonymously) for the last couple of years, and in that time it has become quite popular (for a blog). As a result, I have decided to try my hand scripted comedy.
Other things about me you should be aware of, I am not a mentalist and everything on my criminal record can be explained away by youthful exuberance. Or being dared. I am a sucker for a good dare.
Until recently I had a high powered job dealing with banks in The City and stuff. Honestly, it was dead important. But I decided on a change of pace, giving me more time to do things I enjoy. Like introducing myself to perfect strangers on the Internet.
I am reasonably smart and have absolutely no intention of being 'groomed', so don't even try. That last time was a one-off and I was very drunk.
I guess next up is for me to post some of my stuff to Critique, right?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Welcome Smithy! With that name you could be potentially a guy I knew, or my History teacher...but due to its popularity I'm guessing neither. 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Hellooooo and welcome to the forums! 
Make yourself at home!
I dare you....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Smithy said:
There was a Scatterbrained Floozy in my Geography class back in the day. It's not you is it?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Ah could be! 
hehe
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Marc P said:
Hi.
I don't think you have to post anything for a critique unless you want to.
I have learned lately that some people have strong opinions on the matter. Not necessarily well informed or good opinions. But strong ones.
And I have no idea what the girlie pirates are.. but I like Ellie's hat.
All good fun innit and the sun is shining again. Hoorah.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Quote: Marc P @ April 20 2008, 5:33 PM BST
And I have no idea what the girlie pirates are.. but I like Ellie's hat.
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Ah it's an invention of Jude's!Girlie pirates-not Ellie's hat!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Marc P said:
Ahah. She did tell me she was a girlie pirate once but I confess I didn't have the nerve to ask her what on earth she meant.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
A few of us on the BSG are girlie Pirates... I just so happened to have a pirate pic... from when I was a pirate.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Yo Dude Innit Yea Peace.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Nigel Kelly said:
Velcum to the crypt.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
a) Hello.
b) The City, you say?
c) Did you get paid a lot?
d) Can I have some of your money?
e) Hello.
f) The 'girlie pirates' are a defunct, lost race. Like the Aztecs or something.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
We're more like the Incas.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Or a blunt pencil; pointless?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ian_w said:
Hello and welcome and all that, Smithy 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Quote: Aaron @ April 20 2008, 7:19 PM BSTOr a blunt pencil; pointless?
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Ah we have a point...just not a very sharp one.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
And is your "point" Gav, by chance?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Aww that's evil!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Yeah, but I've got a dark streak today.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Done at the hairdressers?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Quote: Aaron @ April 21 2008, 5:36 PM BSTAnd is your "point" Gav, by chance?
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Hey!
and Hello by the way, welcome to The Super BSG Galaxy! Yahooooo
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
Hi Smiffy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
BSG salutations, Smithy.