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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
This thread is much like the 'drunk' thread. But for the more sober ramblings. It's for topics which aren't worthy of their own threads.
I'm bored and I want to ramble with someone.
So...
Don't you hate... stuff?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Good thinking Leevil,
Do's anybody know what every button does on their remote control?
or is that question just to shite for a thread for shite?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Ok. I hate hypocritical peeps. They are the spawn of all evil. I also really hate my dog at the minute. He stole my cheese sarnie and is looking at me all smug with bits of pickle on his chin. Should i kick him?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I think it's ironic when they censor Scrubs on Paramount, when some of the topics they deal with are much more adult themed then the swear words.
Sometimes watch Jerry Springer on LIVING and they do the same.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
i quite hate marmite....no i dont i love it...hang on a minute do i or dont i...i knew i shouldnt of started this debate..."dave go and make me a marmite sarnie" right where was i.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I do know what every button on the remote control does, however I can never find the bugger when I want it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Badge said:
I don't even know which remote control is for which machine half the time
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
there's you lot banging on about all that clever stuff like remote controls and I cant even work my coffee machine. its been seven days and nights since i've had some decent warm coffee. and dont get me started on that light in the fridge that keeps turning off all the time...or is it on all the time...anyway why dont you check in that cupboard everyone has...from narnia
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I hate everything, and then pick out the good stuff to like. Much easier. 
Remotes, I know what all buttons that I use do.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Im sat next to the remote and i know what allll the buttons do 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 28, 2007, 5:09 PMIm sat next to the remote and i know what allll the buttons do
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Ow little miss smart arse, o.k then if your so good and clever, i bet you £1 million (i will be paying by check) that you can't tell me what every button does on my remote including this one that makes the screen go black.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
My remote doesn't do anything cos my TV has just died. Taken it back today and get a new one Friday. Not missing much.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Leevil @ May 28, 2007, 3:36 PMI think it's ironic when they censor Scrubs on Paramount, when some of the topics they deal with are much more adult themed then the swear words.
Sometimes watch Jerry Springer on LIVING and they do the same.
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I think it's weird the way they blur/censor guns on tv. I mean what else do we think they're holding in their hand when they're shouting "stick em up?"
It annoys me when people call remote controls a stupid name that i can't think of right now - i may come and edit this when i remember... grrrr It's a REMOTE!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I love the way we can see a ladys bits, but a big ol mans stiffy well thats ourageous. They blur that. Talk about ruining a gal's fun. Jeeeeeez.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I'm not pervy or anything - well not in that way - but I've noticed an advert for some baby stuff where there's all these babies swimming and all their bits are blurred.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
LOL David nicely done there. Yes thats a new law in the realm of sales & marketing.
I am a perv though and I want the stiffo bits.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I was going to reply - then I thought better of it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Oh go on...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Leevil i must say your name is rather offensive! Were you feeling good about yourself when you renamed yourself? I think not!
Why can't you call yourself Leevil the deliriously happy or Leevil the sandwich maker?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Better?
963 - I love that girl.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Which girl?!
I must admit you write in riddles...what's this 963 about?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
maybe its a well set out code...oh dear there was some thunder as I said that 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Could it be 321?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
321 the lucky bloke. That's the limited edition chick with a Di** doll from asia's best selling periodical. he must be absolutely minted. Cor
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gerry Goldfinch said:
Their bits aren,t blurred they haven,t got bits, they are whats called Girls, David do wake up please
Wait until you are as old as me Charley, all your bloody bits will be stiffy
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
No - they really are blurred. Not that i was looking that closely (he added quickly).
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
The number is actually a channel number on Sky. I was ogling one of the girls on thems babe channels.
Looking at Boobs whilst I write, helps inspire me 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
My fav no. is 69.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
haha!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: charley rance @ May 30, 2007, 12:01 AMMy fav no. is 69.
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Why on earth could that be Charley?
Please explain ... in minute detail!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Because 7 8 9.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
The crazy frog has a black box
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I'm so confused 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
You're not the only one
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
one two buckle my shoe, three four...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 28, 2007, 5:58 PM
Ow little miss smart arse, o.k then if your so good and clever, i bet you £1 million (i will be paying by check) that you can't tell me what every button does on my remote including this one that makes the screen go black.
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cheque*
Quote: David Chapman @ May 28, 2007, 9:03 PMMy remote doesn't do anything cos my TV has just died. Taken it back today and get a new one Friday. Not missing much.
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I would actually DIE if that happened.
Thankfully it'd give me a good excuse to buy a nice big LCD.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 30, 2007, 1:09 AMI'm so confused
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I was never confused!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Right a question for my fellow intellectual funny friends. *hysterical bouts of laughter* Jesting! You are, each and everyone of you)
Anyhoo! Now that my boys are working and paying a tiny slice of rent. At what point do I ask for pocket money?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
When they get home from work.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Just after you've cooked them an amazing spag bol and tempted them into a false sense of security with your domestic godess tasks. Or blackmail them by saying the repo men are coming round to take away your belongings
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Well I might just add up £5 a week from the ages of 4 - 16 x that by 2, and demand it all in one lump sum. Then I can bog off back to the Maldives.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Mr Bummble will be so proud of you. then theres the leccy the hot water the clothing and not to mention all the good advice. I'd say you'd be looking at buying a whole island. Cor imagine the sun sets and the tranquility.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Or you can bugger off to France aye Reiss?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Not at the moment its bloody raining and i cant go in the pool. at the moment i cant even start on ny writing talk about sad and self pity
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
You have a pool for fucks sake, stop whining.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
I know but everyone's welcome...just fly to Bordeaux and i'll let you have a dip
I know but everyone's welcome...just fly to Bordeaux and i'll let you have a dip
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm already off to Aus to find Ellie.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Good luck and be aware out there. Look for someone wearing a large hat and you wont go far wrong. say hello to dame edna for me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ May 30, 2007, 2:28 PMNot at the moment its bloody raining and i cant go in the pool.
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Does anyone else see the irony here?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lol. Might be acid rain?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Ahhh! Reiss, you are one of those pee in the local swimming bath types. Lurrrrrvely.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: charley rance @ May 30, 2007, 3:38 PMAhhh! Reiss, you are one of those pee in the local swimming bath types. Lurrrrrvely.
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More pee charley? I'm gettin' the impression that you're obsessed...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Dont talk to me about peeing. The local french Vin Yard workers just wapo it out anywhere. Even if the local bar has a loo they'd much rather piss up the church walls. Cor its worse than the bloody germans on Eurotrash
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Lol Darren
Lol Reiss. That sure is Dirty Girty. I like them fouling the church bit tho. But not on the grapes that make my lush wine. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Reiss Ellesse said:
Not the grapes. Corrr... that would be to easy. They like to be proud, act all Steven Segal. Piss in the wind with an audience. almost like a peacock looking for adventure. Or George Michael looking for examples. Though i would stear clear of The Bordeaux 82, a bit pulpy if you know what i mean
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Mmmm chicken.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Reiss Ellesse @ May 30, 2007, 2:28 PMNot at the moment its bloody raining and i cant go in the pool.
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I was going to say something - then I saw Aaron had got there first.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Do I appear off-line to everyone?
It also says there are 55 members on line and every time I go back it adds more.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I was surprised there were 38 - and yes you are Offline.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Ooooooo I can snoop! I don't know what's going on? But I am here honest, look.
>me<
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Right - let's all talk about Leevil now he's not on line.
(Hopefully they won't count now and I can catch up)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
** snoops **
+1
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Leevil the Sandwich Monster @ May 30, 2007, 2:39 PMI'm already off to Aus to find Ellie.
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I'm waiting Leevil!! Where are you!?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm stood behind you, nice bum.
Boo!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Sorry - were you talking to me there Leevil?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I'm sat down at a computer...you must be staring at Alyce the sexy secretary...she has got a nice bum!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm back online!!!!
Nice bums everywhere, it's like a bum heaven.
Have I died?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
you've got a pretty nice bum too leevil!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Thanks, I bought it from a joke shop, but the jokes on them.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
But does it work?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Very well. It even has a clock built in, so it doesn't fall asleep if I'm sat down for too long.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
This is SO good. I`m biting my knuckles with anticipation...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
of what, my arse alarm?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Nooo. Something else...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Ooh what, you got me all excited now!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
It's not hard is it?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Hi Ellie, I`m just er... popping over to another thread...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Let me have a long hard think? My heads throbbing!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Heeey Jude...did you miss me yesterday!? Did ya did ya!? Don't be scared..i only meant it's not hard to get him excited! lol Is that worse?!
Leevil...take a paracetamol!
Ooooh...joke time
Why are there no headaches in the jungle?!
Cause the parrots ate them all....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Hi Ellie course I missed you yesterday. G`day hun
Just trying to get you and Leevil on the same thread together, since he`s been on a plane with his laptop!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Me and Leevil...we're always on the same thread!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
There's only one thing that needs to be on my lap top
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Ah and that`s just as it should be
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Dirty, dirty, dirty.
And Leevil, you are appearing Offline when not because you keep changing your username. I'll be re-writing the software shortly though, so the problem won't be around much longer (ish). In the meantime, stick with one username. It's annoying.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lol, sorry.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Good boy. Have a sweetie.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Thanks... wait! This is cyanide pill....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
THEY'RE PUTTING CYANIDE IN REFRESHERS NOW?!
... I must have built up a tolerance.
Right, time for sleep now. But remember... I'm watching you.
Mwhahahahahhahahahahahaha!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I've read all the threads and have nothing to say...can't get more general than that!
My post count is dwindelling (is that even a word) again!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Hi Ellie, how`s the traveling?
My post count`s on the slide too, I`ve been behaving myself a bit too much lately
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
just write any old rubbish - that's what I do - if you haven't noticed.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I've been tired/busy also.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yes maybe i will...just write any old rubbish! I just don;t seem ot have any opinion on anything at the moment. I'm too contented now i'm out of the hell hole that was the house i was staying in. And i have a new job working as a receptionist at an all girls school. Very posh and i fit right in with my posh accent (apparently).
Travellin is going well thank you Jude... i leave Aus in under 4 weeks now, which is insane to think about as i've been here so long!! 8 months when i leave.
Anyway... General Ellie at your service!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Is this "posh" accent posh comparitively (so, could be scouse really), or actually posh?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Australian, posh? Yeah right
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Precisely!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CezNIRYYGY
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Better then UFC.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ June 8, 2007, 8:12 AMIs this "posh" accent posh comparitively (so, could be scouse really), or actually posh?
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Well i am called posh by all my friends...i was brought up in Berkshire by a mum who was taught to speak properly...and i think that rubbed off on me. So i speak comparatively better than most of my friends...as in i say my t's at the end of words and i have a weird way of expressing myself. hehe
So posh Ellie!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Can you rub off on me?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I am shocked......
Call me...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
... Where in Berkshire?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: EllieJP @ June 12, 2007, 3:09 AM
Call me...
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm sick of jumping from thread to thread. Can we keep the convo in here?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ June 12, 2007, 12:00 PM
... Where in Berkshire?
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A little village called Lambourn. It's near Newbury. Which in turn is near Reading (well half an hour).
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Yarrr, I knows it. Well, Newbury. Well, know OF it. (And Reading, of course.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yep...Mighty Reading FC. I unfortunatly i went for Swindon in my quest for a football team to support! Doh!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Football's a pointless waste of time anyway.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I agree.... now rugby...that's a game!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: EllieJP @ June 21, 2007, 11:35 PMI agree.... now rugby...that's a game!!!
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Oh deary, deary me... *shakes head*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
men can enjoy it because there is violence in it and no attractive men, I used to play rugby until an unfortunate accident
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
I quite like anything involving balls.
Edit: What was the unfortunate accident?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Jude's been on the Merlot
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
My teachers wanted me to play rugby for the school.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Quote: Gavin @ June 21, 2007, 11:36 PMJude's been on the Merlot
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Lol coffee. I`m saving myself for tomorrow!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
No one's very chatty recently...what's up!?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I am chatty Ellie. What would you like to yak about? xx
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Ummm...just things, life, love life (or lack of it),
what do you want to talk about?! Lets get a discussion going!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Okay how about the film that makes you cry every time.
Mine is 'Terms of Endearment' whats yours?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Oooh Green Mile, when they execute John Coffee...oh and Lion King when the dad dies! I am such a weeper...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Green Mile is amazing. Very sad.
I cry at the lion king when Daddy is dead & little Simba gets told to run away by his evil uncle. The Hyena's make me chortle too. Every time.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I cried with laughter at the end of Titanic. Lion King made me cry, I think I was 10 maybe at the time.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I forced myself to watch the Titanic. 3 hours of Kate & whats his face Decaprio. Never again.
I liked Decaprio in that film, oh whats it called the famous pick pocket & hustler. He was good in that.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Catch Me If You Can. I'm desperately trying to remeber which film last made me sob but I'm such a manly man its difficult. A.I. Would have if it was any good. Erm, well i'll remember soon.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: ajp29 @ June 29, 2007, 12:16 AMI cried with laughter at the end of Titanic. Lion King made me cry, I think I was 10 maybe at the time.
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The bit where the old people are lying in the bed in Titanic waiting to die and the mum tucking her kids in...THAT made me cry in Titanic. The end i hilarious where she says she'll never let him go, and then lets him go! haha
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Yey thats the film. Thanks AJP.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
A.I. got me though, the bit at the bottom of the ocean. The cinema was packed a hard Saturday night crowd too and I was trying really, really hard to keep the tears in, but I so had to breathe.
The whole cinema had gone quiet, no one was rustling or anything and this huge, great sob echoed everywhere. I was mortified
It was awful, I like a touch of eyeliner, I came out like Alice Cooper!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Jude @ June 29, 2007, 12:27 AMI came out like Alice Cooper!
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They should have put that on the movie poster
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
I watched a film once.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
The bit in Terminator at the end, with the thumb 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Quote: Leevil @ June 29, 2007, 1:06 AMThe bit in Terminator at the end, with the thumb
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It`s a bit of a blur, so I must been
doing an Alice Cooper again.On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I think i actually cried with laughter during Anchorman...that was brilliant.
What film has made you guys laugh so hard that a little bit of wee might have come out?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Dodgeball got me! Don`t know why? Maybe it was the spanners?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I watch films obsessively but I honestly can't think of one, off the top of my head.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Jude @ June 29, 2007, 1:22 AM
Dodgeball got me! Don`t know why? Maybe it was the spanners?
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
If you're going to become true dodgeballers, then you've got to learn the five d's of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Erm.... Ace Ventura?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yer that is a funny film actually! Both of them!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Aw, Ellie-pies, I'd love to talk but I'm going to have to leave you on your tod, I'm too tired.
Night!
zzz zz zzzzz...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Fine! I'm going to sulk! By myself!
Nighty night - big kiss to you! x
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'll dream of that kiss, it'll be worth it, whatever mess I wake up to...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ June 28, 2007, 11:50 PMNo one's very chatty recently...what's up!?
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Things have got a bit tense after recent events.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 29, 2007, 12:04 AMOooh Green Mile, when they execute John Coffee...
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Now that is an excellent film.
Quote: EllieJP @ June 29, 2007, 1:18 AMWhat film has made you guys laugh so hard that a little bit of wee might have come out?
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I seem to remember loving Bean: The Ultimate Disaster Movie. Not sure I laughed that hard though.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I just thought I would share the fact that I am bored with you all. Thanks. *kisses*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Hey everyone - just a quick message to say hi and that i haven't forgotten about you all!! I'm in New Zealand and it's great here although VERY cold. I'm in Christchurch now and am starting on the great bus journey around the South Island in a couple of days...also am planning a sky dive for my Birthday on Monday! wohoooo! Miss chatting to you all! Ellie
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Hello Ellie
Does it mean you've finished that job where you spent all your time looking on this site?
Good luck in NZ - are you working there? - plus good luck with the sky-dive!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yep finished the job where all i do is write on here...
Not working here so when i come online it will be sparingly!!
Thanks - i'll post up a pic when i've doine the sky dive!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Good luck with your Sky Dive Ellie
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ July 5, 2007, 5:25 AM
Thanks - i'll post up a pic when i've doine the sky dive!
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What of - you looking down at the ground zooming up at you at a million miles an hour?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Yes Ellie Good luck.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boing!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: charley rance @ July 5, 2007, 8:17 PMYes Ellie Good luck.
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boing!
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She's doing a parachute - not a Bungie you numnut!
Or was that you pissing on a space hopper?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ July 5, 2007, 5:25 AM
Thanks - i'll post up a pic when i've doine the sky dive!
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You'll be able to see what you would look like with botox
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ContainsNuts said:
why was my shortest thread closed? given all the 'threads' here????
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, SlagA said:
To preserve it as the shortest thread rather than it becoming ironically the longest, is my guess.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
that's cheating!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
can we have a ghost thread. Where by there is nothing there. Pweeeeeeeeeeease!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: charley rance @ July 5, 2007, 11:15 PMcan we have a ghost thread. Where by there is nothing there. Pweeeeeeeeeeease!!
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Haven't you already seen it?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Do you have to be a sensitive to see it?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Jude @ July 5, 2007, 11:36 PMDo you have to be a sensitive to see it?
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You don't see it - you just feeeeel it!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: David Chapman @ July 5, 2007, 11:45 PMYou don't see it - you just feeeeel it!
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Is that what you tell your missus??
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
You're up late Charley
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: ajp29 @ July 6, 2007, 2:45 AM
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No - that's what she said to her old man!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
There's a moth in my room that resembles a small bird!
Or it's a small bird resembling a large moth!
Either way, it's too big for indoors.
I can't relax... it's watching me... arghhh!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Eat it!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Leevil @ July 13, 2007, 1:53 AMThere's a moth in my room that resembles a small bird!
Or it's a small bird resembling a large moth!
Either way, it's too big for indoors.
I can't relax... it's watching me... arghhh!!!!
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You need a cat, you do.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Hey guys!!! Just a quick hi to say well hi really! Hope you're all well! I'm loving New Zealand, been skiing today and been glacier hiking on my birthday!!! Keep being funny!!
Leevil i miss you! x
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Aww, bless.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: EllieJP @ July 13, 2007, 8:14 AMHey guys!!! Just a quick hi to say well hi really! Hope you're all well! I'm loving New Zealand, been skiing today and been glacier hiking on my birthday!!! Keep being funny!!
Leevil i miss you!
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Always leave 'em wanting more
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
She didn't say whether she liked your new Cock.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
She appreciates any old cock.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I opened Final Draft at about 9PM and it's now nearly 11PM and the first page is still blank Oh well...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Write 'must do better' 100 times
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Or
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Write a porn film script! Porn is always hilarious!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Consider it done, I'll shoot it as well, keep an eye out in the critique section, because I know I'll be keeping my eye out
Lynx's Bowachawowo noise thing...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Plumber: You said your pipes were blocked?
Woman: Yes I think they need to be flushed out by some hot liquid
Barry Scott: Barry Scott here! Have you tried Cillit Bang?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
LOL
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: Aaron @ July 13, 2007, 10:56 PMWrite a porn film script! Porn is always hilarious!
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I'm actually writing this and taking it quite seriously, lol.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
And I'm not surprised in the slightest.
If it gets commissioned, I want 10%.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
It will not appear on your statement
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Hey guys...check out my myspace and look at me sky diving... www.myspace.com/elliejp - it's my profile pic! Was awesome!!!!!! 15000ft!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I did ask instructed an checked it out, looks very high. I couldn't do that I like to be on the ground it's a weird thing I can hunt and kill on the ground there are more efficent killing machines in the air and as for swiming no chance!
Lol seriously though looked cool did you get to pull the brake?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Bloody hell Ellie!
That's well impressive.
(Was the bloke you were strapped to cute?)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15, 2007, 5:56 AMHey guys...check out my myspace and look at me sky diving... www.myspace.com/elliejp - it's my profile pic!
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Is it just the one picture? I thought there was a video or more.
Anyway - it looks great. Wish I could do it. I'm nottoo good with heights but it's just something I feel I've got to do.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
If you click on the picture and then click on the New Zealand album, you'll see more.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ July 15, 2007, 5:56 AMHey guys...check out my myspace and look at me sky diving... www.myspace.com/elliejp - it's my profile pic!
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I see you still have that stalker hanging around
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
WoW! Well done Ellierooni. *claps furiously*.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: zooo @ July 15, 2007, 12:17 PMBloody hell Ellie!
That's well impressive.
(Was the bloke you were strapped to cute?)
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yes he was very cute and i was inbetween his legs all the way! BRILLIANT! hehe!
I will be uploading the video when i get home!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Wow Ellie! Impressive or what! Well done!
Great piccies too! Looks like you're having an amazing time!
The pirate drinking game looks well good
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'll be in couch potato heaven next week, after we order a NEW 50" HD Plasma telly *drools*
Our current 32" Widescreen is rubbish apparently
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
....Flash Git
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Talking of penis extentions/big screens i'm going to see Transformers tonight yay!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Transformers is Awesome!!! hearing Megatron scream "Priiiiiimmme!!" IS AWESOME better then die hard 4 and harry potter, and simpsons easily
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Transformers was amazing easily the best film i've seen in the last ten years and i've seen at least two. Blockbusters are back baby!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYEEE Good aint it!!!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Yeah it was good. The 'Formers are cool. But I watched it on a *cough* bet it looks a million times better on the big screen.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Yeah thats y I'm off to cinema my mere tele is no comparison
Autobots move out!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Oh wait a minute, I can watch it on my BIG screen next week
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
When I saw the first transformation I had a semi on it was that good. Also Megan Fox, Jesus Christ! Give that woman a medal or something. And the writing was brilliant especially the comedy bits and the acting was bang on the money
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Yeah smug git, Jamgood has the best release at the minute. I was going "this is fucking awesome! Look at the fucking car! fuck man! fuck this s amazing! OPTIMUS PRIME OH MY GOD ITS THE ORIGINAL VOICE!"
I had a severe swear count on first viewing so I'm safe to view in public now
I forgot al about Megan Fox that hot little minx in that end fight in city block it was so awesome not even a hot woman could take me outta that action
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Megan Fox is my new favoritist woman ever, sorry Alyssia, but its the way it is. Now whens she going to do an artsy movie if you get my meaning
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Optimus Primes voice was cool. Was it him at the start narrating? Because when I heard that voice, my eyes widened and full concentration locked onto the screen, it was so cool.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I think so I'll have a listen if you like but I'm sure it was coz my kid mode kicked in from second 4 of the film.
Yup Megan Fox is a stunner.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Yeah it was definately him. Starscream's voice was also cool and when Megatron said he had failed him again it was so cool coz thats what he said in the cartoons. This has gone straight to the top of my must buy DVD list. Megan Fox ftw!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Best bit was megatron scream "Prrrrimmmmeee!!!" felt like I was 10 again
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
How about the bit where Prime upper cuts his sword through Bonecrushers skull ahhhhhhhhhh man that was amzingly cool.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Lol dude we sound like such geeks!!....it was cool his eye popped either side
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Frenzy was genius aswell especially when hes walking from Air Force 1 to Barricade. That may me laugh as did his final words
Quote: Gavin @ August 2, 2007, 1:31 AMLol dude we sound like such geeks!!....it was cool his eye popped either side
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We're not geeks we're just talking about Transformers and how hot Megan Fox is... oh...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Prime made me cheer right at end
"Maybe like us there is more than meets the eye"
Woooooooooo Optimus!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
One thing that made me laugh was that the black autobot died Even when they're robotic aliens Hollywood still has to kill them.
I have to watch this again Leevil could you PM where u watched it on the *cough* please
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
bit harsh like. Still at least Galvatron will be in sequel hopefullt Hot Rod Too
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Please please please let there be a sequel
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
It's been already comissioned for a sequel as I believe
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Woohoo thanks Jehovah. Wouldn't it be brilliant if it had the dinobots in it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
No. No it wouldn't
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Yeah my thoughts exactly.... Erm nice weather we're having
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I hope they make a Dino-Riders movie next!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Jayce and the Wheeled warriors Next
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
http://tv-links.co.uk/listings/2
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Fucking hell! A bridge just collapsed in America
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
It's all water under the bridge now, oh and over.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I blame Al Qaeda
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I blame YOU!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Damn he's seen throught my Transformers alibi. As long as he doesn't find out that i'm the bloke who made the Millenium Bridge wobble then I should be OK.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
The mighty powers of the wobble. It's as if Rolf Harris was a Batman baddie, The Wobbler!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Hehe the newsreader on News 24 has a comb over
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Leevil @ August 1, 2007, 7:49 PMI'll be in couch potato heaven next week, after we order a NEW 50" HD Plasma telly *drools*
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Get an LCD. They have a longer lifespan than plasma.
Megan Fox?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I appreciate the advice, but I've heard so many cons and pros of Plasmas and LCD, that I've got to stick to my guns and at least choose, 50" and Plasma.
Anyway, what am I on about? It's my dad buying, it not me, oh the joys of still living at home
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Ah well, don't say I didn't warn you then!
(Anyway, I'm waiting for EHD. I-MMENSE. (Might be another few decades though. ))
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: Aaron @ August 5, 2007, 11:44 PMAh well, don't say I didn't warn you then!
(Anyway, I'm waiting for EHD. I-MMENSE. (Might be another few decades though.
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Don't worry I won't, if anything I'll blame you
What's one of them thingys when it's at home then?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Extra High Definition. Imagine, filming New York City from a helicopter, and getting a picture so detailed you can actually see the individual builders working at ground level and tell what they're doing. Fucking fantastic.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Aaron @ August 6, 2007, 12:39 AMExtra High Definition. Imagine, filming New York City from a helicopter, and getting a picture so detailed you can actually see the individual builders working at ground level and tell what they're doing. Fucking fantastic.
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Bet your favourite film is Empire isn't it
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I've neither heard of, nor seen, that film. If it's even real.
Semi-random TRUFAX!:
HD was developed 40 years ago, but it's only recently that they've been able to make screens capable of displaying it, let alone at a consumer-friendly price.
(They've still not worked out screens for EHD.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Aaron @ August 6, 2007, 12:46 AMI've neither heard of, nor seen, that film. If it's even real.
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It was directed by the guy who said 'one day everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.'
P.S. You've reached 4,000 posts Aaron. Have a biscuit.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Wasn't that the soupy fella? Warhol? (Still never heard of it though, sorry!)
\o/
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Ah. I thought he meant that film with an ickle Christian Bale.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Bale of hay?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Probably has more charisma.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Aaron @ August 6, 2007, 12:52 AMBale of hay?
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I think Aaron is going mental
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Bless him.
I like to think of him googling 'bale of hay' and then carefully choosing the perfect picture.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: ajp29 @ August 6, 2007, 12:53 AM
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Going? Oh my dear boy, you have no idea.
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 12:54 AMI like to think of him googling 'bale of hay' and then carefully choosing the perfect picture.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
We should suggest other things he can google, keep him happy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
My neice googled 'I love ponies' the other day and got some very troubling results.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 12:57 AMMy neice googled 'I love ponies' the other day and got some very troubling results.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Remind me to never again Google anything that you write, Zooo.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I just googled Aaron and found a band called, and i'm not making this up, Artificial Animals Riding On Neverland. Yes they are French
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: zooo @ August 6, 2007, 12:51 AMAh. I thought he meant that film with an ickle Christian Bale.
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Empire of the Sun?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: ajp29 @ August 6, 2007, 1:09 AMI just googled Aaron and found a band called, and i'm not making this up, Artificial Animals Riding On Neverland. Yes they are French
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Loopey said:
In shows where you CAN'T see the lady bits, how come the sheet covers all of her and him from the waist down only? Where do you get sheets shaped like that?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: Leevil @ August 6, 2007, 1:22 AMEmpire of the Sun?
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That's the one!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Aaron @ August 5, 2007, 10:20 PMGet an LCD. They have a longer lifespan than plasma.
Megan Fox?
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Does she?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I dunno. You tell me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Hey guys... just a quick update on my goings on...at the moment i am in the North Island of NZ working in this little town called Napier. It is totally art deco after it was destroyed by an earth quake and the designers who rebuilt it were art deco mad. Anyway... i'm working for accommodation which means i change beds, clean kitchens and bathrooms for two hours and then i get a free bed for the night. Pretty good as i'm not spending money. It's lovely here in NZ, and i am defo coming back! Home 12th Sept (at the moment, it could change). Hope you're all well! Ellie
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ August 9, 2007, 6:19 AMAnyway... i'm working for accommodation which means i change beds, clean kitchens and bathrooms for two hours and then i get a free bed for the night a maid.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Lol. Hi Ellie, sounds like you're having fun in NZ.
Enjoy the rest of your stay
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Aaron is your selective hearing playing up again
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Oh, French maid... yes
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, hellboy said:
Quote: Lewis Roberts @ May 28, 2007, 5:58 PMOw little miss smart arse, o.k then if your so good and clever, i bet you £1 million (i will be paying by check) that you can't tell me what every button does on my remote including this one that makes the screen go black.
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the one that makes it go black is the off button if your trying to be sly and smart if not it will be for a pc
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Loopey said:
Never mind what the buttons on the remote do - how do you find it in the first place?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Gavin @ August 9, 2007, 11:13 AMAaron is your selective hearing playing up again
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It's my no-bullshitting translator actually.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
haha...yes i am a maid...and i wear a sexy uniform and look as good as that woman in that pic...I WISH! haha
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Yay Ellie!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
How are you my sweet?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Well I was about to go, but now the missus is here, I had better go quicker
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Awww you head off honey - i have to go too... things to do on such a beautiful day.
Oh for the days when i will be online at the same time as you!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Can you stay up this late?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
hell yer! Queen of non sleeping! Gotta go! mwah x
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Queen of something alright.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
oi!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Hey you on MSN now if you can!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
What is it with MSN Leevil? Is it some sort of magic realm where all your friends live. He'll be asking people to log on to Second Life soon.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Second life!? As in that thing where you can live virtually!? Yer he already has asked me... haha
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Bless.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Second Life? I barely have a first one.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
It is taking *every* ounce of my self control not to ruin the empty thread thread.
I hope you all appreciate it!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I did...but I believe I was cencored...CURSES!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: zooo @ August 14, 2007, 3:53 PMIt is taking *every* ounce of my self control not to ruin the empty thread thread.
I hope you all appreciate it!
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I have a cunning plan. Write something in your signature and you'll beat the system
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Gavin @ August 14, 2007, 6:17 PMI did...but I believe I was cencored...CURSES!!!
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*mwhahahas quietly*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Just to dig up an old thread cause i have things to discuss that don't fit anywhere.
1) I am so allergic to my dad's cat that not even anti allergic tablets don't work and my eye has swollen up to the reddest blob ever
2) Anyone know any good places in London (preferably near Hammersmith) to watch stand up!?
3) I had a job interview today and i'm nervous as i find out tomorrow if i'm going to get it!!
That is all!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Ooh, that's Richard Herring country that is. Just follow him about the place, I'm sure it'll be hilarious.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
yer just looked him up, he's got a lot on round there! Cheers zooo!
By the way your avatar is looking at me funny today...or it might be my red blobby eye!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ September 26, 2007, 8:39 PM2) Anyone know any good places in London (preferably near Hammersmith) to watch stand up!?
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You sound like there's no reliable public tra- Oh.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Haha... i tell you i hadn't missed the waiting for every type of transport possible... the bus will arrive every 8-12 mins is a load of BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Aw. Howard tells me he thinks your red eye is alluring...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
I hear the the new Crocks come with jets, the perfect London transport for the 'high flyer.'
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: zooo @ September 26, 2007, 8:57 PMAw. Howard tells me he thinks your red eye is alluring...
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Thanks Howard! I think his hat is dashing!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
My avatar is a cock, lol, a cock! Now I get al those jokes.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
you plonker rodney!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Ellie, you look very gorgeous in the pirate hat, I'd certainly like shiver your timbers.
I'm dishing out the compliments, whose gonna stop me?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Leevil..your tail is of such fine plummage...i just want to pluck it!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I got the job that i went for an interview for! SO excited as i actually got the job that's higher up in the company than the one i went for! hehe! Working from Monday!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
But what's the pay like?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, dannyjb1 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ September 27, 2007, 11:52 AMI got the job that i went for an interview for! SO excited as i actually got the job that's higher up in the company than the one i went for! hehe! Working from Monday!!!!
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Excellent congratulations, told you you'd walk it...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
Hey, Ellie, not sure about stand up but so far as Hammersmith goes there's an excellent actors and writers group in the area. Here's the link: www.actorsandwriters.org
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Well done Ellie Bellie Smellie Wellie!!!!
'Cor does that mean you are leaving 'Leevil's Girl's Girl's Girl's'?
Anyone want a job?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ September 27, 2007, 12:19 PMBut what's the pay like?
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Pretty good thanks!
Quote: dannyjb1 @ September 27, 2007, 12:23 PMExcellent congratulations, told you you'd walk it...
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Cheers!
Quote: Baumski @ September 27, 2007, 12:29 PMHey, Ellie, not sure about stand up but so far as Hammersmith goes there's an excellent actors and writers group in the area. Here's the link: www.actorsandwriters.org
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Thanks very much!
Quote: Leevil @ September 27, 2007, 2:29 PMWell done Ellie Bellie Smellie Wellie!!!!
'Cor does that mean you are leaving 'Leevil's Girl's Girl's Girl's'?
Anyone want a job?
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I will let you all know -i just cleaned at Leevil's Girls Girl's Girl's!!! Just a heads up!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
Ah, congratulations.
Leevil, is your self named 'Girls, Girls, Girls' company gender predjudiced or is it equal opportunities?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Well done Ellie you make finding a job look so easy
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I found looking for a job quite easy. And preeeetty good pay. 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Thats cos your a computer freak i mean geek 100001010001001 and all that jazz
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I just went through an agency and it was total fluke it ended up being in a company i have an interest in...and i get free cd's and gig tickets! wohoooo!! Thanks to everyone for their congrats!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Music theres an industry I could work in, you in a position to employ Ellie Seriously i am joking
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I think they are looking for a cat to make teas?! Does that suit?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I bet you'd like to get her in a 'position' to 'employ', wouldn't you Adam?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Someone tell Aaron to stop drinking at work. I don't like Tea or Cricket or sex with men. I'm beginning to suspect i'm not British Upper Class
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Nice one Ellie, that sounds like a fantastic job!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ September 28, 2007, 11:15 AMI just went through an agency and it was total fluke it ended up being in a company i have an interest in...and i get free cd's and gig tickets! wohoooo!! Thanks to everyone for their congrats!
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Yeah congrats.
Let me know if there's any spare cd's or gigs you can't get to
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Will do!! You in London then!?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
South of London
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I'll defo let you know!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
South of London unfortunately, not saaaaaaahf Laahndahn.
Must buy!
(...Eventually.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Cyril Sneer is a legend!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Aw, The Raccoons. I wonder if I'd still fancy Ralph.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
I have the Racoons somewhere. Must actually start going throught my VHS collections. I tend to go overboard at car boot sales. Anyone remember the wuzzles?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c82cAG6dOtE
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Where the hell is everyone tonight? Is there some kind of gang bang to which I have (thankfully) not been invited?
I have spent my evening being severly disturbed by the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYTuHdWCCA
I have not witnessed such horror previously.
It truly is an abomination against the Lord.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, dannyjb1 said:
Quote: Aaron @ September 30, 2007, 1:48 AMWhere the hell is everyone tonight? Is there some kind of gang bang to which I have (thankfully) not been invited?
I have spent my evening being severly disturbed by the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYTuHdWCCA
I have not witnessed such horror previously.
It truly is an abomination against the Lord.
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The only reaction I can possibly manage to this at the moment is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Aaron you should be pissecd like i is
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
I listened to the whole thing
I couldn't find the off bit!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ September 30, 2007, 1:48 AMWhere the hell is everyone tonight? Is there some kind of gang bang to which I have (thankfully) not been invited?
I have spent my evening being severly disturbed by the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYTuHdWCCA
I have not witnessed such horror previously.
It truly is an abomination against the Lord.
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Suffering with similar "where is everybody?" syndrome tonight i had a look at that video...dear god...i can honestly say thank the lord i was out of the country for this years big brother if this is what it produced!!!!!!!
WHERE IS EVERYONE?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
DEAD...THEY'RE ALL DEAD.....or just unavoidably detained.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Cheerful and to the point...i like it Cinnamon!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
I've just watched Aaron's warped video and am now forced to peel my eyebrows and stick spears in my ears. Do those poor souls even realise that they're the product of odd incest fantasists? Then again, maybe they just have a keen sense of irony.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
It's just so wrong!!!!!!!! W.R.O.N.G!!! Wrong!!!
I've just realised how weird the spelling of wrong is...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
I do prefer a more balanced constanant to vowel ratio, I admit.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
Quote: Aaron @ September 30, 2007, 1:48 AM
I have spent my evening being severly disturbed by the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNYTuHdWCCA
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What in the name of Hells toilet is this crap? Well,I never thought I'd say this but jeezaloo, this makes the Cheeky Girls seem cutting edge!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, johnny roulette said:
that's just super.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Glad to know that most of you are with me on planet sane.
Quote: EllieJP @ September 30, 2007, 10:03 PMWHERE IS EVERYONE?!
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Well I was at the gym. Lee was probably masturbating. And Adam... Well I don't want to know what Adam was doing, frankly.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
You were at the gym at 10pm!??!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
He's an urban fox. These sophisticated city types do their exercising late.
Plus that's when the cleaner he's stalking has her shift.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yer...i'm worried as i've just started living in London -does that mean i have to start excercising at stupid o'clock!?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Yes.
But not jogging in the park. That's for others.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1, 2007, 10:59 PMYer...i'm worried as i've just started living in London -does that mean i have to start excercising at stupid o'clock!?
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Exercising? What's that?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
You have to get hot, sweaty and sometimes you can do it alone...sometimes with a friend. Lots of different types of it and really...just do what you enjoy!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Oh that's what its called - I thought it was .............
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Cinnamon said:
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1, 2007, 11:15 PMYou have to get hot, sweaty and sometimes you can do it alone...sometimes with a friend. Lots of different types of it and really...just do what you enjoy!
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You may have done a lot of it with PE teachers ....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I must say that Scarlet sounds extremely sexy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1, 2007, 10:34 PMYou were at the gym at 10pm!??!
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Yep.
Quote: zooo @ October 1, 2007, 10:57 PMHe's an urban fox. These sophisticated city types do their exercising late.
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Quote: zooo @ October 1, 2007, 10:57 PMPlus that's when the cleaner he's stalking has her shift.
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Quote: zooo @ October 1, 2007, 11:02 PMBut not jogging in the park. That's for others.
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Celebrities, mostly. On Hampstead Heath. Male celebrities.
Quote: EllieJP @ October 1, 2007, 11:15 PMYou have to get hot, sweaty and sometimes you can do it alone...
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"Workin' up a sweat..."
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Dale Griffiths said:
Exercising. I remember it fondly. Gone are the days when I could tuck in a t-shirt.
I don't appreciate the new poster campaign at Charing Cross station it is of a bloke 40 years old with a waist just over 32 inches. Heaven forbid! It then goes on to say that if this is you you have a real risk of getting diabetes.
That's me screwed then.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Oh hello everyone...
just a few things that i've noticed about things since i've been away for a year and come back...
1) New internet explorer...oooh how nice is that!?
2) New £20 notes... monopoly money!!!
3) No smoking in clubs...AWESOME!!!!!!!!! Although it was like that in Aus and N.Z
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
And no more Tony Blair!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Well saving best till last!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Anyone like venison?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
Love it
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Aaron @ October 10, 2007, 12:02 AMAnyone like venison?
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Oooh - yes please, I can't afford it though because it's much too .............
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Loopey said:
You mean you haven't got enough doe?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
Quote: Aaron @ October 10, 2007, 12:02 AMAnyone like venison?
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Tastes a bit like Zebra.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I have to say, it's the only actual meat I've tried that I don't like. Although "don't like" is an understatement. That implies lack of appreciation, lack of fondness. I want to like it, I wish I did like it, but venison just makes me retch.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
I walked past a shop selling 'venison and rabbit sausages' today.
Surely that's just wrong?
They were also selling 'lamb necks'.
This shop scares me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
not a big happy clown with butchers knife standing by door is there?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: zooo @ October 10, 2007, 5:01 PMI walked past a shop selling 'venison and rabbit sausages' today.
Surely that's just wrong?
They were also selling 'lamb necks'.
This shop scares me.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Reindeer tastes nice!
I'm going to set some traps at Christmas.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I fell in love with kangaroo over in Aus...i used to eat when i was drunk and then feel really bad about skippy the next day! But it is great BBQ'd!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Skipinder, Punjabi kangaroo. Etc.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
I was on the phone with Dannyjb1 then I had a nice shower, ate some roast chicken, and watched a little Chicago Hope....
Tommorrow I'll be doing Tae Bo then going for a slap up KFC! WOOOO!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10, 2007, 10:50 PMI was on the phone with Dannyjb1 then I had a nice shower...
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Needed to clean yourself up, did you? Rawr! You filthy girl!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Arrrrrrrrrrgh. Ellie changed her Avatar! I hate change but like the new one. I'm so confused.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
Quote: Aaron @ October 10, 2007, 11:10 PMNeeded to clean yourself up, did you? Rawr! You filthy girl!
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That was nothing. After I was on the phone to you, I had to get the Ajax out. Those wire brushes hurt!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: ajp29 @ October 10, 2007, 11:15 PMArrrrrrrrrrgh. Ellie changed her Avatar! I hate change but like the new one. I'm so confused.
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Haha... sorry to confuse you ajp!
Gav did me a great cartoon of me i just had to share it with you all! I was fed up of getting recognised in the street... should really stop wearing that massive pirate hat out!
Anyway -what do you guys think!? Is it me?! hehe
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. @ October 10, 2007, 11:16 PMThat was nothing. After I was on the phone to you, I had to get the Ajax out. Those wire brushes hurt!
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Quote: EllieJP @ October 10, 2007, 11:18 PMAnyway -what do you guys think!? Is it me?! hehe
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I always imagined you as being significantly filthier.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yer it is a quite clean cut...maybe i should get some dirt put on me...that's what you meant isn't it Aaron!?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Totally.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Ellie cool pic.
You look surprised there with your eyes & mouth wide. Is something coming at you?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yer...can you guess what it is?!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Is it a sausage sarnie from Leevil?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
If it has mayo instead of ketchup, be afraid....
It might be off.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I have been there & got the stain to prove it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Charley's back!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
yaya!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
Quote: Charley @ October 11, 2007, 2:09 PMI have been there & got the stain to prove it.
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INSERT KNOB JOKE HERE.
INSERT "INSERT KNOB JOKE HERE" JOKE HERE.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Chuff like a wizard's sleeve.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
Does it flap in the wind and get dipped in soup too?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Probably.
*shudder*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Aaron @ October 11, 2007, 11:23 PMProbably.
*shudder*
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Aaron has come!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at large. said:
INSERT CUM JOKE HERE.
INSERT CUM SOMEWHERE ELSE (Insert your own joke about that here).
That should cover it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Anyone going to do NaNoWriMo this year?
http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/whatisnano
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
No... But I have a feeling that you are!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
How'd you guess.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
You'll be needing a Laptop and a Starbucks then Zooo
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Frankie Rage said:
I've had a look at this. If you write 50,000 words of any old shit in 30 days you are a WINNER! Huzzah, I can write any old shit, been doin it fer years!!! :-D
Deep joy.
1,666 words a day... 
It could be fun (not if you have to read the stuff, of course.. )
Better still, no one reads the f***er they just count the words and delete it.. Yaaaaaaayyy! This is MADE for me!!! Huuzzzzahh! :-D
I've signed up for it!
Thanks Zooo!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: ajp29 @ October 14, 2007, 1:12 PMYou'll be needing a Laptop and a Starbucks then Zooo
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Will a Cafe Nero do? I've got the laptop!
I did it before a few years ago.
It was fun.
And even though you write a lot of wank, you do end up at the very least with a first draft in a month. Which isn't bad.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Just go through the dictionary and copy random passages. Pass it off as novel-art, representing the ever-changing symptomatic standard of the English language, and the flexible art-form of the wordsmith which it represents.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Sounds like a plan.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Frankie Rage said:
Cobblers to that. I am going to write that novel that everybody has in them... then if I get stuck I can ask someone..
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
I remember writing an extremely long sex scene to build up the wordcount.
I'd like to see someone write a 50,000 word length sex scene. I'd read that.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Frankie Rage said:
How do you have a long sex scene?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: zooo @ October 14, 2007, 2:11 PMI remember writing an extremely long sex scene to build up the wordcount.
I'd like to see someone write a 50,000 word length sex scene. I'd read that.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Frankie Rage said:
<holds onto wall..>
I'm going to write my long overdue novel, might get it the shops for Christmas on NaNoNaNoBuyMyDrOsSo
I may make it humourous.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: zooo @ October 14, 2007, 11:48 AMAnyone going to do NaNoWriMo this year?
http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/whatisnano
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Well I've looked and I might give it a go. But what exactly is the point? Just to say you've written one.
There's no guarantee of publishing or is it more a discipline/fun thing?
(Discipline?Fun?)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Oh well. I've signed up. No idea at the moment what I'm going to write about - or scrambling but let's give it a go. I'll open a new thread on it too.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I don't think i'm old enough to write a novel yet. I think i'm going to convert my novel idea into a four part comedy drama. Which incidently will have the best opening line ever
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, marion said:
It's 4.23am and I've been up all night, in pain and generally can't sleep. As an alternative I've decided to consume red wine. Consequently, I really couldn't care less about much. I do, however, know every detail of my remote control as it is a 6ft long bamboo cane that one aims at the telly when you can't be arsed to stand up and do it the old fashioned way. It's a bit hit and miss but versitile since you can use it to slap Gordon Ramsey's silly face and hook things off furniture with. It can become an artform or sport depending on your leanings.
When I started this response (well, the above one, anyhow)it was about remote controlls on yur telly. Now everyone's talking about writing a novel. Have I sucumberated to one of them mind bending virus type thing like they used to get on Star Trek where you go bonkers?
Drink, anyone?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Does Stylo know s/he is mentioned in the current edition of 'Writing Magazine'?
As is this site.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Wow!! That's cool! Someone stick a link up showing it- so i don't have to buy it! Many thanks!
I am aching like hell right now... i have just done my second lot of rugby training since coming back from travelling and i am hurting...and actually dreading waking up tomorrow and trying to move!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Your own fault for taking part!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, jacparov said:
just for you aaron i'll put a sex scene in. how many words can i type in three minutes? bet it's not 50 000 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Frankie Rage said:
Girls playing Rugby ... must be a joke there somewhere ...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
The whole thing?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ October 16, 2007, 10:22 PMWow!! That's cool! Someone stick a link up showing it- so i don't have to buy it! Many thanks!
I am aching like hell right now... i have just done my second lot of rugby training since coming back from travelling and i am hurting...and actually dreading waking up tomorrow and trying to move!
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Women in shorts, bras for goal posts... *starts day dreaming*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
the mouth guards and general smashing each other faces into the mud is a little off putting but one you get past that its very enjoyable to watch with a six pack of beer
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ October 16, 2007, 11:05 PMThe whole thing?
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Don't be so cheeky Aaron!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
There is an apostrophe on