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Things that piss you off
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
- Tourists
Thanks.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Things which annoy me:
The fact that I have my first exams in about two weeks
The fact that everyone expects me to do amazingly
The fact that neither of the above would be a problem if I actually thought I was capable of doing well
The fact that people seem to love to play with my obviously worthless emotions
and lastly...tourists... 
some japanese & chinese teachers came to our school the other month, and as terribly stereotyped as it is, all they did was take photos of the stuff there. True story, really not being evil about people
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Peeps who dont say thankyou.
Peeps who smell.
Peeps who tell you what happens in a movie when you have just started to watch it.
Religious nuts who ram there beliefs down your throat.
Men, when you ask them something and they start off their retort with Errrrrrrrrrrm.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
oh I hate the "errrrrrmmmm" or "well, y'know..." I quite obviously don't or I wouldnt have asked 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Charley rance... only kidding, i love you really.
anyway it has to be
chavs
racism
gothicks
people who ride skateboards
weymouth fans
eastleigh fans
BUT MOST OF ALL people that say their dog is friendly and harmless even though it is chewing your hand off. I HATE THOSE BASTARDS.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
a shorter list would be things that please me, I was accused by the doctor of having a high blood pressure and a bad attitude... thats bollocks though aint it
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: lewisroberts @ April 21, 2007, 9:59 PMpeople who ride skateboards
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Why, praytell?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lists.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
hehe touche
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Very witty indeed. 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
Oh! I *also* hate the fact that the Daleks keep coming back so frequently in Doctor Who.
Wow I hate a lot tonight!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
actually i don't hate the people that ride them just the things, i guess that when i was growing up and everyone was riding them and "popping" new tricks i was still the one with the bright coloured helmet and knee pads. Do you not find that there is something loveble about the daleks though?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
I never made it onto a skateboard...but my brother never learnt to skateboard or ride a bike...he's quite comedic when he sits on a skateboard to go down a hill on it though...he made my dad scrape his knuckles doing that...another thing I hate-papercuts...dunno where that came from though
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
The Land of the Papercuts, perhaps?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
hehe I think that's what my English class should be called-everyone just chucks paper aeroplanes at everyone else, then steals my work to copy. yeah Im gonna be conceited in that aspect-I hate that too
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
TV Advert Clips shows, there's one on E4 now.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I don't mind those so much. But can I add something else to my list?
France.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Bear Grylls.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Jelly Babies. It encourages canabalism.
Tarts. Too much sticky stuff and not enough pastry.(yep you so thought i meant something else)
Mushy peas. You need a spoon.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Ow how did i forget france, i'll keep chavs and vandals and weymouth fans as long as we don't have much to do with france.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
There's nothing wrong with France, I'm sure you all mean the French.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Very naughty guys. We have a French member you know. How wude. Be nice.
How about smarmy people. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I hate them soooooooo much. Yukety yuk
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Female comediennes.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
LOL... Now I know you dont mean that hun. You lurrrrrrrve us all.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Leevil @ April 21, 2007, 10:38 PMThere's nothing wrong with France, I'm sure you all mean the French.
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And a lot of their architecture. And their food. And their weather. And clothes.
(So a lot easier to say France.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Daniel O'Rourke said:
people talking about disgusting things { like some taking a shit] while im trying to eat.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ian Wolf said:
Newspapers
Summer
Illness
Reality TV (Especially comedians who do it)
Politicans
Idiots
Richard Leaf (I'm just jealous that he's married to Tamsin Greig)
Most modern comedy ("Fear, Stress and Anger", "Roman's Empire" etc.)
Comedians who tell racist jokes (Bernard Manning, Jim Davidson, Roy "Chubby" Brown.)
My current workload for my university.
The fact I hardly ever get the breaks in comedy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Something said:
restaurant toilets which don't provide soap
people who try to rip you off by quoting prices way above the going rate
bad food in restaurants
toast which isn't (Cambodia is the worst place for this)
cats who come into our garden and crap on the verandah
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, hotzappa11 said:
People who every few minutes, ask what's happening in Doctor Who when i don't know myself because it's a new bloody episode.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Something said:
The German who lives across the road from us and wants the laws of Germany to apply here. According to him we're not allowed to have workmen on a Sunday. (This is a Buddhist country and Sunday is not the Sabbath.) He also called the police because he thought his (American) next door neighbour was playing the guitar too loudly. But it's OK for him to have his TV blaring, his bloody dogs barking all night, and generally make as much noise as he likes. 
I wish he would go back to Germany.
(Thanks for the rant. Very enjoyable.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
A very international neighbourhood then!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Something said:
Expat ghetto. This is the German quarter with a sprinkling of Brits, Yanks, and Scandies. These days the Russians are moving in in droves, though. There are a few Thais around too, of course.
But rather than take the thread off topic...
Things that piss me off. People who say "England" when they mean "Britain". 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lily Allen and all the other over-opinionated cunts like her.
She is pretty classy though, I'll give her that.
http://fotos.sapo.pt/eternous/pic/002f2d2p
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
There's something about Lily Allen which both annoys and appeals to me. But I'm not sure what. (And not that picture. )
Amy Winehouse though. There's a face I'd dearly love to punch.
Quote: Something @ April 22, 2007, 1:15 PMThings that piss me off. People who say "England" when they mean "Britain".
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America.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
lol.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Everyone else.
No - not really - but I do hate those twats with the obligatory staffordshire bull terrier. It's like part of the uniform. Baseball cap, tattoo, saying "innit" and having a staff.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
I now also realise how much I hate my Dad singing - its a My Chemical Romance song, too-not his strong point
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, swerytd said:
Soap opera.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
bosses who insist on prompt attendance for all staff then make you wait for them.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ShoePie said:
There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
No not really, good quote though.
I hate people un-necessarily holding doors open for me. They either hold it open when I'm nowhere near the door yet and I have to do a stupid little run to take it off them. And then say thanks after they made me run!!
Or, if I'm walking behind someone I don't know and they pull the door open and then stand there like a Butler waiting for me to go through first. It's awkward social interaction when it wasn't needed if they had just held it open behind them!!!
Yes I am a miserable git!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
A lack of opportunities for new comedy writers.
An absence of open submission policies.
That fact that I can't practice with my crap band as I have to work 2-10pm and I have a gig next friday.
Having very little money.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
practice*
*cough*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
Sorry Aaron. I've stand corrected.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Dodgy ISP's
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
NHS Dentist...when you can find them
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
I hate... er...
er...
er...
ah forget it... I'm too nice!
:-)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Boss eyed people. They scare the bee jesus out of me. They should be made to have an operation to correct it. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I hate it when you are sat in a cinema, and people eat really loud food next to you, you sit there, thinking "i wish he would quiet down, i can't hear the person i'm talking to on my mobile"
in fact if anyone eats anything near me i'll av 'em, so you better not be eating anything .
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
a new addition- People who think they are oh so witty and clever when all theyre really doing is hurting my feelings 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
In cinema when a young teenage couple choose the seat next to me to let their hormones get the better of them and I can smell what each of them had for breakfast as the tangle arms and legs....THe cinema is empty CHOOSE ANOTHER SEAT!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
i hate that aswell Gavin, especially when they won't let you join in
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
People with big arse flappy old ears that just out like coat pegs. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Women who walk round with the price tag still attached to the soles of their shoes.
Screaming snotting sqwarking toddlers with no shoes on.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: lewisroberts @ April 26, 2007, 5:39 PMI hate it when you are sat in a cinema, and people eat really loud food next to you,
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How do you define loud food? Like a pig that hasn't been killed yet and squeals when someone takes a bite out of them?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ed Parnell said:
Poor quality work passed off as genius
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Pigeons. I bloody hate pigeons. Cooing all morning not letting me enjoying my sleep. Any noises annoy me, but pigeons are the most annoying.
Oh this is like Room 101.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Drunk peeps when I am sober. How dare the bastards.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ed Parnell said:
Quote: charley rance @ April 27, 2007, 1:36 AMDrunk peeps when I am sober. How dare the bastards.
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Good call
Or groups of people having a good time in restaurants while I am sat on my own.
Tsk.
Actually, I knew one of them once and he blanked me. So I told the manager only to accept cash from him as he stole cards and wrote dodgy cheques. As I knew he would be paying. Ponce.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Peeps who insist you are pissed when you know full well you flucking well haint.
Sorry (hiccup hiccup) puke.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I would define loud food as anything that isn't yogurt, or anything that comes in a wrapper or anything that is yet to be killed. So if you are going to sit next to me in the cinema, please kill your food before the film starts.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Ed Parnell @ April 27, 2007, 2:08 AMActually, I knew one of them once and he blanked me. So I told the manager only to accept cash from him as he stole cards and wrote dodgy cheques. As I knew he would be paying. Ponce.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Actually... there is one thing that really pisses me off...
The ideas that clients come up with, that are basically rubbish but MUST be included in any script/design/concept because:
a) the client needs their ego massaging
b) the client is paying
Is that technically two things?
And yayy... this is my second post. Does that mean I'm not a newbie any more?
Wait... that's now three posts... Damn I didn't think that through at all did I? I'm going to be forever editing this, everytime I post anywhere else, just so I can appear witty and post-modern.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
OK, the more I think about this the easier it gets...
I'm sure there has been a post dedicated to this already somewhere but another 'thing' that pisses me off is that excuse for a SitCom, 'My Family'!
I've seen a few episodes... when I've been too lazy to move from the couch... and I just don't get it. I mean, perhaps I've lost some of the brain cells resposible for 'Light Entertainment' but do others' find this show funny?
Perhaps it deserves more acclaim, simply for surviving this long?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I like it. As everything else though, it's not to everyone's tastes.
It'd be interesting to try and track down a show that everyone likes. Perhaps Black Books?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
ahh... now I liked Black Books a lot!
Does anyone know if another series is planned?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Rustle T Davis said:
What pisses me off, is people who say something is "rubbish" just because "they" don't like it; especially when it comes to comedy; and in particular highly successful shows/comedians. Who's to say whether something is funny or not?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Agreed Rustle. Now I'm not into sucking his dick or anything but alot of people say Ricky Gervais is rubbish. This is wrong, he's just not to their taste. - Notice I didn't say he was good either, I do like him, but I'm avoiding being called a Hippocrate.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I agree, lets bury our opinions and all start wearing beige.
Things that piss me off- witty replies to serious posts
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Things that piss me off- unwitty replies to serious posts.
Is unwitty a word?
I'm not sure about Rustle, but I didn't mean to say, people shouldn't be allowed to express opinions.
But surely, "I don't like him, he's not to my taste." is a more accurate statement then, "He is rubbish."
Although; One man's rubbish is another man's treasure.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Leevil @ April 27, 2007, 2:54 PMThings that piss me off- unwitty replies to serious posts.
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You're gay
saying "he is rubbish" is quicker and less diplomatic so swings and roundabouts. No-one really cares unless thay realy like the thing thats being called rubbish.
Things I hate-Russel T Davis saying that Primeval is racist because they don't have any black cast members and then Doctor Who overcompensating by having black people in every episode. Were there really black people in shakespere's time?
Also hes repeating old storylines, first episode in a hospital, second episode the queen of England wants to kill him, third episode experiments on humans, stop when this sounds familiar.
btw-I like doctor who and Russel T Davis its just because it was in front of me that I had a go.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: ajp29 @ April 27, 2007, 3:07 PMWere there really black people in shakespere's time?
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Best sentence ever.
So I'll add ignorance to the list then?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Pesky darkies...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: Leevil @ April 27, 2007, 3:26 PM
Best sentence ever.
So I'll add ignorance to the list then?
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explain?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Well as I understand it, you are ignorant to the fact whether black people lived during Shakespeare's time.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Rustle T Davis @ April 27, 2007, 2:36 PMWhat pisses me off, is people who say something is "rubbish" just because "they" don't like it; ... in particular highly successful shows/comedians.
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Thank God I'm not the only sane one around here. Two Pints is probably the best example, since that seems to be pretty universally hated here, but also a huge success with its target audience. This board is filled with writers, and yet all they can do is bitch (out of jealousy and bitterness IMO) about how awful and how popular it is. As I see it, anyone serious about the craft would be working out and appreciating WHY it's so popular, and what about it appeals to people, rather than just calling it shit at every opportunity. It might not be to their particular taste, but something which has hit such a note with its target, and had 6 (I think) series' is most certainly not "shit". Pretty much every popular programme seems to get panned, and yet they all wonder why their material is never commissioned. Bah!
Rant over. Now let the inevitable he's-right-but-I-won't-admit-it flaming begin!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
As much as I agree with you Aaron, **see earlier posts. Two Pints is shit
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
That doesn't make sense, am i ignorant to the fact or ignorant to the possibility?
Anyway my point is that Doctor Who has alot of positive discrimination in its roles which is retarded unless they are conscious of the fact that they are subconsciously racist. Which is what they accused Primeval of being.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
It's a fact that there were black people during and before Shakespeare's time. I don't understand, how you don't understand that?
I don't watch Dr. Who, because is it not to my taste . So I can't comment.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Hey... where's the bitching? I want to join in... :-)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Its the way you phrased it, using the word whether.
Anyways I was being flippant, my point is in my previous post. Dr Who is over compensating. What I should have said is
Things I hate-Positive discrimination.
Things I hate-People who react to buzz words, like black, and believe that their opinion is superior because its liberal and forward minded but don't actually address the point made. Then they imply that you are racist and believe they have won an argument. I think smug minded liberals are the new Spanish Inquisition.
I think people hate Two Pints for 2 reasons.
1. Its a BBC program so we've paid for it
2. Its repeated all the time, if it was never made then BBC Three would have to come up with alternative programming or repeat far superior programs like Monkey Dust. It's always repeated for the post pub crowd so the target audience are drunk arseholes, that should be Channel 5's demographic not the BBC's
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I never used the word racist. I never implied racism.
But I don't want to fight, I just want to share my hate of Two Pints and my love of comedy.
Peace?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: ajp29 @ April 27, 2007, 4:02 PMIt's always repeated for the post pub crowd so the target audience are drunk arseholes, that should be Channel 5's demographic not the BBC's
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I agreed ajp about the positive discrim in Dr Who. (I think their probably were black people in Shaky's time but most were in Africa).
If he hadn't mentioned about no black people in Primeval no-one would've noticed or cared.
Incidentally are their any gay daleks in Dr Who? If not I think it's disgusting.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
*Jarring chord* Nobody expects the smug minded liberals!
Our chief weapons are...etc etc
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Just go out and do it again.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gerry Goldfinch said:
cliches piss me off I avoid them like the plague
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gerry Goldfinch said:
Well I am English and that pisses me off all the time
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
There were black people in England well before Shakespeare's time, but it's understandable that everyone doesn't know that as it doesn't seem to be that widely known.
P.S. All the daleks are gay. Duh.
Anyway...
what irks me is: people thinking I'm a boy 'cause I have a boy in my avatar.
I am not a man in a cowboy hat! godammit!
Although, I do have a cowboy hat.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
hehe if you were Julian Barrat then that wouldnt piss me off!
and well said- the daleks are gay
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
In a nice way!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: zooo @ April 29, 2007, 8:16 PM
Anyway...
what irks me is: people thinking I'm a boy 'cause I have a boy in my avatar.
I am not a man in a cowboy hat! godammit!
Although, I do have a cowboy hat.
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And a moustache???
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Not yet!
Who knows what'll happen when I hit 70 though.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
hehe moustache and no, no zooo-they most certainly are stupid tin cans-Dalek Sek was quite phallic though 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Yeah, the face penises weren't all that subtle.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
i had to convince my little brother that they were nothing rude at all-but then when the other Daleks kept shouting "protect!" and I imagined what that could entail-i couldnt control myself
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Did they have to wiggle about continuously? I couldn't stop watching them.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALY CANT STAND. BOGIES. POINTLESS LITTLE BASTARDS.
Why are they there, why do we hate them there. If they would just not be there it's one less thing to do in the course of a day.
The worse thing is you can guarentee that when you are having a sneaky pick, a Phwoargeous looking geezer catches you at it.
I HATE BOGIES.
POINTLESS LITTLE BASTARDS
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
as long as you don't eat 'em charley...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Something said:
Ants. I hate ants.
I woke up yesterday and found them swarming all over my face, neck, shoulder and arm. I ran into the shower to get shot of them but the damage was already done. I had a face that looked like I'd gone a few rounds with Mike Tyson and have since counted over 50 bites. At one stage my right ear was like a Jodrell Bank satellite dish, and I couldn't even see out of my right eye, but the swelling is starting to go down now. (Sympathy is welcome.)
The weird thing is that this hasn't happened before to anyone we know. Just me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
You can eat Bogies?? God i never thought of that Darren. I just leave mine on train, pub & taxi seats.
A new one. I well hate it when your moby goes off with a text alert. You can hear the bastard but it takes you 10 minutes to find it. Finaly you open your message up to see who lurrrrves you and its just a message from T mobile telling you your credit is low, and that you are a nasty tight loser if you dont top up NOW!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: charley rance @ April 30, 2007, 2:28 PMYou can eat Bogies?? God i never thought of that Darren. I just leave mine on train, pub & taxi seats.
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Ohh... so that's you, is it?
Cow!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
You get *everywhere* then charley!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 30, 2007, 6:38 PMYou get *everywhere* then charley!
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Yey I love to leave a little tiny peice of me for all those unlucky peeps who have never met me. Thus this able's them to somehow share in the sheer joy of me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
youve been in my science class a load! all under those wooden desks and stupid high chairs
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, losaavedra said:
Pruning palm trees and yuccas ... believe me the darn things are lethal (toxic too ... ended up in hospital after a minor scratch on my arm from a palm tree. It went all funny and the wound had to be chopped out and stitched up after). Palms grow like crazy where we are ... squiddy little 18" buggers we got 10 years ago are now all 40 foot monsters.
That was boring wasn't it!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
no, it was scary. Im now terrified of palms
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Britcom Barry said:
I’m pretty easy going, the only thing that pissing me off and this is the ONLY thing I can think of is when people write Xmas instead of Christmas.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
We're just trying to take that pesky religious thing out of an otherwise fun event!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Britcom Barry said:
Quote: zooo @ April 30, 2007, 8:16 PMWe're just trying to take that pesky religious thing out of an otherwise fun event!
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That a good point, I didn’t think about that, it just stuck me as laziness
Bollocks, I now have nothing left to piss me off.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Are you having a sneaky pick in your photo Charley?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Sometimes it is laziness. When I was at school, my teacher gave us all a balloon with our name on. My friend Christian was most disappointed to get one with Xian written on it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
thats just rubbish! I get a picture of a Robin drawn on my Xmas (hehe) cards...cos Im a Robyn....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: zooo @ April 30, 2007, 8:47 PMSometimes it is laziness. When I was at school, my teacher gave us all a balloon with our name on. My friend Christian was most disappointed to get one with Xian written on it.
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LOL!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Rustle T Davis said:
Quote: zooo @ April 30, 2007, 8:47 PMSometimes it is laziness. When I was at school, my teacher gave us all a balloon with our name on. My friend Christian was most disappointed to get one with Xian written on it.
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That's feckin' hilarious!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I take it Rustle T Davies by your sig that you are either a girl. Or you are gay guy that likes chunky men? Either way is Dandy O. I am just incredibly nosey and feel I need to know. Mostly down to the wether to flirt or not thingy. I hate to waste my time see. Which to be honest either way would be a waste eh! (Unless your a gay girl). In which case I must specify at the beginning I dont lick. Other than that I am up for it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: zooo @ April 30, 2007, 8:47 PMSometimes it is laziness. When I was at school, my teacher gave us all a balloon with our name on. My friend Christian was most disappointed to get one with Xian written on it.
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Do you know how dumbo I am Zooo . I thought you ment(kiss)ian, and i found that funny. It's only because my hubs was sitting next to me & explained X means cross ie Christ, that i got it at all. What a Numnut I am.
Very funny. Both my der-ness and the fact.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 30, 2007, 6:38 PMYou get *everywhere* then charley!
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She has, ahem, 'appointments' across the country, so travels a bit.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 1, 2007, 12:26 PM
She has, ahem, 'appointments' across the country, so travels a bit.
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: charley rance @ April 30, 2007, 11:49 PM
Do you know how dumbo I am Zooo . I thought you ment(kiss)ian, and i found that funny. It's only because my hubs was sitting next to me & explained X means cross ie Christ, that i got it at all. What a Numnut I am.
Very funny. Both my der-ness and the fact.
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Hee!
And hello to Charley's husband.
(He's watching you, lads.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
He's probably wondering what the hell he got himself into, too.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
He lurrrrrrrrrves me my man. It was great. I met a cool witch doctor in a pub and he cursed him with feelings for me. The problem is tho, I wanted the skinny rich one he was standing next too. Not the poor chuba one. Still, he will do till the next one comes along. Hard to be kept in designer shoes though. It got so bad sometimes I had to weigh things up. Should I feed him & the kids, or buy a pair of shoes. Food V shoes. Difficult decision. Still I now have 2 lanky skinny malnourished sons and 68 pairs of shoes. Incidentley some over mugarooni must be feeding my man. He is bigger than ever. Hmmmmmmmmmmmm! I think I will go and kick him in the shins just incasey.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
How do you prepare the shoes? Roast or fried?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 1, 2007, 10:33 PMHow do you prepare the shoes? Roast or fried?
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I tell you my biggest hate at the moment. Them there PSO officers. More say than a traffic warden, none compared to a police officer. Them PSO's were bullied at school were'nt they. I hope there is none on this forum. They may take ofence. Well as long as it is not mine. I only erected it yesterday. I have never had to piss about with something so much before it went up. Hours and hours to get that thing standing to attention. My palms are sore. I have to say, that in the end it was very hard. Wahey!!!! So leave my fence alone bastard PSO's.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
....Any one got a Charley dictinoary I can borrow?? I am completely lost in a dialect I have no hope of understanding
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Gavin @ May 1, 2007, 11:51 PM....Any one got a Charley dictinoary I can borrow?? I am completely lost in a dialect I have no hope of understanding
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Any porn magazine should do the trick Gavin. Also i love words that start with Dic. Dunno why that is. Gavin how did you get into a dialect inorder to get lost. Have you been in the tardis???
I am being silly now arent I. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! See what 2 glasses of wine can do to a gal.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
She's a mentalist.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Watching TV at night, well more like 3 in the morning, and having all those adverts telling me I can meet girls by sending texts. Believe me texting strangers always ends badly, I have court orders to proove it. I want to watch Larry Sanders not stupid 'sexy girls in my area.' I like the Gay chat though because the guy looks like Danny Doyle. Anyway that annoys me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Yanks calling Maths - "Math". Don't they know it's plural?
Yanks pronouncing Herbal - "'Erbal"
People who pronounce the letter "H" haitch........
........quick throw a bucket of water over me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Splash
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 8:09 PMPeople who pronounce the letter "H" haitch........
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What's wrong with that.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Smelly peeps. There is no need to humm. We have water, soap, deo-deo & toothpaste. I hate stinky peeps. My poor ol' nanny smells of wee because she is old and in some continent. Other than that there is no excuse.....
VILE.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Garlic, and people who stink of it. (Not just the French, unfortunately.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Is it called Incontinent because you're a peein' all the time?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 3, 2007, 10:44 PMIs it called Incontinent because you're a peein' all the time?
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Dave knows. Davey wavey to you pee pee your panties. I am gonna set you up with Pissy Stevens. She needs a new man. She drowned the last one.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
That really would piss me off.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
After a long abscence i come back to this huge list of things people hate...well i can't believe it...probably the longest thread of hate EVER! hehe
Well... so i can add on my hates..
1) PEOPLE WHO ARE LATE!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH
2) Ornaments
Full stop
I don't really get pissed off.
p.s I'm a tourist at the moment...and i'm not annoying anyone..well to be fair i'm a working traveller...with a huge rucksack that bangs into everyone on the train...okay...maybe i do annoy some people!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Do you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 4, 2007, 11:44 AMDo you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.
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Like old people in supermarkets. They get on my t!ts. "Get out of my way!" Then they push in at the check out. "What are you doing you old bint!"
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Andy W. said:
(1) Small people with umbrellas - especially walking down a busy street (little fu**ers).
(2) Small people with Golf umbrellas walking down a busy street - the little b*stards just don't care who's eye they are taking out or are bumping into - what the hell to they need such a big brolly for in the first place, one of those friggin' cocktail brollies would be more than enough
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Quote: Andy W. @ May 4, 2007, 11:53 AM(1) Small people with umbrellas - especially walking down a busy street (little fu**ers).
(2) Small people with Golf umbrellas walking down a busy street - the little b*stards just don't care who's eye they are taking out or are bumping into - what the hell to they need such a big brolly for in the first place, one of those friggin' cocktail brollies would be more than enough
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Here here!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
I really, really hate Anti-Gravity... doesn't it just piss you off!?
You can't walk properly... eating and drinking is no fun. And forget about going to the loo!
Someone's got to do something about it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Crooked penises. They are no use to anyone, and a bitter disapointment when revealed.
I will not get hooked on a guy ever again.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Quote: charley rance @ May 4, 2007, 12:41 PMCrooked penises. They are no use to anyone, and a bitter disapointment when revealed.
I will not get hooked on a guy ever again.
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crap thats my chance with Charley out of the window.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: lewisroberts @ May 4, 2007, 7:13 PM
crap thats my chance with Charley out of the window.
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Why are you dead? I suppose that doesn't matter.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 4, 2007, 11:44 AMDo you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.
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I am quite happy to say no to all 3... i push past people on pavements..walk crookedly all over the pavement...and i only stop to take a photo.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Good girl, good girl.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 5, 2007, 5:11 AM
I am quite happy to say no to all 3... i push past people on pavements..walk crookedly all over the pavement...and i only stop to take a photo.
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Of the pensioners on the floor
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
This talk of umbrellas is all very well... but what are we going to do about the Anti-Gravity?
Eh? Eh?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Well it won't let you down Darren.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gerry Goldfinch said:
you need more space man man
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
I wouldn`t get pissed off in space.
It`d be the lack of oxygen that`d do it for me!
That & the unavailability of chocolate.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
There is no unavailability of chocolate in space. There's Mars, Milky Way...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Galaxy.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
And you people wonder why you've not been commissioned yet...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
What????? This is cutting edge stuff you know.
And what's happened to Carol?
Did she choke on the orange??????
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jonny S said:
Don't forget toffe crisp, thats the planet were I come from.
I don't know if anyones said this yet but the thing that really rattles my brick is when various shops and shopping centres put up christmas decorations and start selling asorted christmas products around three months before christmas day. Santa must be turning in his grave...thats right he's dead, he had an heart attack whilst running away from the local reprobates.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Haven't they started already? Leaving it a bit late this year aren't they?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I bloody hate all that surrounds Christmas... i just enjoy seeing my family all together on one day (arguing albeit but together).
Christmas songs should NOT be allowed in shops till December...not September! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jonny S said:
Don't get me wrong I do enjoy certain aspects about christmas, the snow, when it does snow which it probably hasn't for a long time, the recieving of gifts, and just the general atmosphere really. But the consumerism is something that does get to me around that time, it just gets far too much, although I do realise I write recieving gifts and consumerism in the same sentence, I don't care, I like it when people give me things. Bah, Hum Bug!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
There's some bloke who does celebrate Christmas everyday. keeps decorations all year and dresses like Santa I understand. Maybe he should have just one day off a year.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Andy W. said:
How can you not like Christmas...don't you know it is a time for giving, a time for getting, a time for forgiving and yes, a time for forgetting. Christmas is love. Christmas is peace - a time for hating and fighting to cease.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 9, 2007, 8:58 PMThere is no unavailability of chocolate in space. There's Mars, Milky Way...
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You mean they're still called that... and not named after an awful American version?
I really liked 'Marathon'... dammit! And 'Opal Fruits'...
*Sigh*
And please no-one ask if anyone remembers 'Spangles'. We ALL remember 'Spangles'... even if some of us are too young to have actually eaten them.
I liked the orange ones.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Mr Goldsmith, do us a favour and change that avatar.
Things that piss me off:- Trying to look on a comedy website at work and have my Director think I'm looking a gay porn.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Hmmm... do you... or your director have homophobic tendencies then?
How's that?
Don't talk to me again though... I find your tone and manner offensive!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
I have no homophobic tendencies my good man, and am rather annoyed that you imply I have.
I find that just as offensive.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
woah, woah... easy. That was supposed to be a joke. I keep forgetting it's sometimes hard to pick out the tone of a post from the text alone. Should have added one of these:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
I'm glad were friends again. Go on, pop your midriff back on I was only kidding as well
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Nah... it was too gay!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Easy, you bloody homophobe!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Why is everyone so worried about being homophobic? Its not like theres a law against, oh wait yes there is
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 10, 2007, 12:36 PMThere's some bloke who does celebrate Christmas everyday. keeps decorations all year and dresses like Santa I understand. Maybe he should have just one day off a year.
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He had to convert to chicken (I think it was) when that whole turkey thing kicked off a few months back.
Quote: ajp29 @ May 10, 2007, 5:02 PMWhy is everyone so worried about being homophobic? Its not like theres a law against, oh wait yes there is
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I've got nothing against gays - I just wouldn't want them around my kids.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 10, 2007, 5:14 PM
I've got nothing against gays - I just wouldn't want them around my kids.
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Have you got any kids?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Quote: Darren Goldsmith @ May 10, 2007, 2:58 PM
You mean they're still called that... and not named after an awful American version?
I really liked 'Marathon'... dammit! And 'Opal Fruits'...
*Sigh*
And please no-one ask if anyone remembers 'Spangles'. We ALL remember 'Spangles'... even if some of us are too young to have actually eaten them.
I liked the orange ones.
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Darren you have a such impressive signature!
I was into Space Dust.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Quote: David Chapman @ May 10, 2007, 6:14 PM
Have you got any kids?
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He was only joking!
(Plus he's not old enough to have kids. I don't think he's hit puberty yet.)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Cheeky bitch! 
...But quite. I was, and I don't.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: Jude @ May 10, 2007, 7:56 PM
Darren you have a such impressive signature!
I was into Space Dust.
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I remember giving space dust to my cat...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
How?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
I put some dust on my finger and he licked it off.
Cats looking confused is always great fun.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Bless it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
The Eurovision Song Contest - and no, I'm not on the wrong thread because it really pisses me off! But do you know what? As much as the Eurovision Song Contest pisses me off, what pisses me off even more will be the fact that I'll end up watching the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
That's why it's ALWAYS so much fun. We haven't got a life (well those who watch it).
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
I`ve got a life & I watch it, it`s either that or the village pig roast.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Well if it came to that.....
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Either way, plenty of ale will be drunk.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Things that piss me off...
Being told you have high blood pressure and been ordered to stick to a diet of fruit, cerial (with vommit inducing skimmed milk) and bread with olivio (actually its quite tasty). I'm only 22 for christ sakes, bloody genetics.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Aww, that is a bummer.
And that skimmed milk... It tastes like nat`s piss!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Who's Nat and how do you know what his piss tastes like?
Although some famous people such as Gandhi and Sarah Miles were known to drink their own.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Yeah, sucks to be me
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
The hole in the ozone layer pisses me off, every morning I get up and think that lazy ozone isn't pulling its damn weight when I have holes in my clothes I have to either get someone that can sew....or buy new pair get your act toether Ozone or else!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I vote we get rid of the ozone layer, who needs it anyway.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Yeah & just how big is it?
*Hides several large cans of Girlie-Pirate-Mega-Hold-Keepie-Uppie Hairspray*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I think they should bring back the Ozone, its much better than that crap Transmission bollocks on channel 4.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
And requires less hairspray.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I think it's about time some old lady gets her ass up there and sews the bad boy shut. Another thing it's invisible to my eye how can I tell there is a hole? and not some environmentalist propaganda to stop me clubbing my pet seal whilst spraying myself with deodorant and burning crude oil?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
A guiet night in theb Gavib.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Quote: Baumski @ May 11, 2007, 2:29 PMI'll end up watching the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!
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I've just looked at tonights tv, and it's on here (aus) tonight, but Wogan's not hosting the one i'm watching...it's THE FINNISH.
Not sure i can be bothered then...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, losaavedra said:
Oh, I've been here before ... but I just thought of another off-pissing thing!
Question 1: why is it (mostly the ladies) delight in asking questions in the following irritating way:
Why don't you love me anymore?
Why do you always leave your socks/underpants/shoes(!) in the bath?
Why don't you ever empty the bin in the kitchen?
Why do you spend every waking minute on that computer?
Why don't you ever listen?
Why do you have to drink so much?
Why do you always look so miserable / act so boring?
... and so on and so on! It's the false premise that really pisses me off!
Question 2: What's that sort of question style called (just so I can add it to my list of useful-for-sitcom dialogue traits!)?
BTW my first wife's most irritating response to most of my creative notions was "if it's such a good idea someone would've already thought of it". Alas we are no more ... she's working on ways to unravel herself from her second hubby (who happens to be my second wife's brother ... complicated eh!)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I think I might know your family.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
You might be part of their family.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
My friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
Her dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
Guess the connection...
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I'v gone crossed eyed
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMMy friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
*snip*
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
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Incest! Incest!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 14, 2007, 10:22 AM
Incest! Incest!
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'Incest' the new role-play game for the whole family brought to you by the Family Values Game Company - that's right, the Manson Family!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMHer dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
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i think i was her uncle and her grandads step fathers second removed flat-mates toy boy once, or am i thinking of someone else.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AMMy friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.
Her dad was her uncle
Her step dad was also her uncle
Her sister was her cousin
Her cousin was her sister
Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!
Guess the connection...
answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
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They're Dingles.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
FUCKING DOVES/PIGEONS COOING OUTSIDE DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE, I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I NEED A SHOT GUN, OH THE SATISFACTION THAT WOULD BRING.
I HATE YOU DOVES (or pigeons)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
'This is how it feels when Doves make you cry'
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Darren Goldsmith said:
Quote: ajp29 @ May 15, 2007, 1:57 PM'This is how it feels when Doves make you cry'
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Ooooohh *sharp in-drawn breath*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I find birdsrelaxing, they calm my nerves and sooth my head, who would have thought that one pull on a trigger could cleanse my sole/soal/ it's one of those buggar can't think, wheres my gun.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I don't mind the other bird songs, that's alright. It's the repetitive coo-coo, coo-coo, coo-coo, coo-coo, coo-oo.
They land right outside my bedroom window and every morning, grinds right through me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Things that piss you off. That BT d for recorede TV, why does they bloke who wants to watch live sport have to leave so his wife and her kids can watch watch they want? The only form of discrimination which is acceptable these days is that against white middle class bloke. Why are we always stupid and pushovers on adverts? I'm so angry I'm gonna make myself a cup of tea.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Make yourself a cup of tea and sit in the recliner mumbling?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
I thought I was the only one
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Church Bells on a Sunday morning outside my house, on the same morning the church has orgainised a fun run with screaming kids and some old bint with a MEGAPHONE telling people where to register. It's 9.30 in the fucking morning, give me a break!!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Chiaroscuro said:
I can't bear 'text speak'.
It really does given me a red mist moment when I see it anywhere else but a mobile phone, and I'm one of those pedants who won't even use it when I send a text message. Oh no, my messages are fully written out with proper punctuation and grammar.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Me too.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I h8 it, it drivs me crzy, it is ment to save time, it doesn't, it takes me hours to read the bloody thing, and i can't do it either (but we'll leave that problem in the bedroom shall we?)
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Chiaroscuro @ May 18, 2007, 6:52 PMI can't bear 'text speak'.
It really does given me a red mist moment when I see it anywhere else but a mobile phone, and I'm one of those pedants who won't even use it when I send a text message. Oh no, my messages are fully written out with proper punctuation and grammar.
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Ditto. Queen's English entirely.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Aaron @ May 18, 2007, 8:39 PM
Ditto. Queen's English entirely.
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Well hardly - loads of German in her (and some Greek).
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I didn't neglect to include a "the".
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Totally agree about text speak! Really grates on me actually. I am 21 years old so (thanks to the phone generation) nearly all of friends write in that ridiculous shortened version. I am the only one who doesn't. I can understand the use of text speak to save using another text message to shortening maybe a too to a 2 or a you to a U...but that's all i can cope with. ARGHHHHHHH!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
I refuse to acknowledge texts like that.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Chiaroscuro said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 19, 2007, 1:41 AMTotally agree about text speak! Really grates on me actually. I am 21 years old so (thanks to the phone generation) nearly all of friends write in that ridiculous shortened version. I am the only one who doesn't. I can understand the use of text speak to save using another text message to shortening maybe a too to a 2 or a you to a U...but that's all i can cope with. ARGHHHHHHH!!
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There's hope for the youth with people like you still around Ellie.
For some reason when people of my age or older use text speak, it makes me even more angry. I want to say "Stop trying to be with it, you berk". I don't, of course, although there's always a first time.
Quote: Aaron @ May 19, 2007, 10:35 AMI refuse to acknowledge texts like that.
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I love you.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
I h8 it 2 m8.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Chiaroscuro said:
Quote: Wildjesusfishkid @ May 19, 2007, 5:00 PMI h8 it 2 m8.
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You see, I just knew somebody would do that.
But I am calm. Breathe. Breathe.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
another addition- why on earth I supposedly have to know the Spanish for "fitted carpet" for my exam tomorrow-now that pisses me off!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
in case your every in hostage situation and you need to tell authorities that there is a secret entrance beneath the fitted carpet in a covert manner.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 20, 2007, 4:45 PManother addition- why on earth I supposedly have to know the Spanish for "fitted carpet" for my exam tomorrow-now that pisses me off!
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Well, so many people seem to retire there now, it might be useful. :/
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, losaavedra said:
No use at all ... there are barely any fitted carpets in Spain (or carpets of any kind!). None in our house or that of anyone else I know here. Saves us a fortune. We don't paint woodwork either, thank goodness!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
see! told you!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I have to rant.... it's been annoying me for about 2 weeks!
I am staying with a family in Melbourne (who i grew up in the same street with in England) and before i carry on i really appreciate them letting me stay else i would have had to come home to England as i can't afford to stay in hostels. I am paying them rent by the way.
Anyway...there's a water shortage going on over here and so everyone's really careful which is fair enough. But the mum in the family is obsessive and everytime i pour myself a glass of water the mum is standing over me clenching her teeth and inhaling as if i am causing Australia's water shortage by myself. I NEED water to survive.
Also, i am now not allowed to go to the bathroom after 9.30pm! Which is insane! How am i to cope!? No showers after 9.30pm either, so i now just shower at the gym everyday.
I am also fed up of the mum's tantrums...she's coming up 50 and acts like a 5 year old...example: we're all dishing up Sunday dinner last weekend when the mum's walks off in a huff and locks herself in the room. I am shocked and obviously worried about what on earth could have caused her to be upset and not to come out of her room for 10 minutes. Later to find it is because we served up our dinner before hand. Can you believe it?
She also refuses to talk to me about things, but goes through her son (who is my age), which i find childish...and very grateful my mum is so cool!
If she didn't want me to stay... she should have just said! Arghhhhhhh!!!
p.s i am the perfect house guest...i clean up after myself plus do extra around the house to help out. You wouldn't even know i was there during the week.
Only one and a half months to go!
RANT OVER!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
guess what-I *didnt* need to know about the fitted carpet
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
It's probably because you smell Ellie. Not showering indeed.
And why not drink something alcoholic instead?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lol. Ellie did you put the hole in the Ozone as well?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Aww Ellie that`s tough!
Stay strong & keep your pecker up.
Sounds as if you`re the perfect house guest
Quote: Leevil @ May 21, 2007, 8:51 PMLol. Ellie did you put the hole in the Ozone as well?
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*hides several mega cans of hairspray*
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Thanks for the support guys and yes i did put the hole in the ozone layer...i will take responsibility for atleast one world disaster...i just won't admit to the drought! 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
You`re v. welcome Ellie
Just hang in there & enjoy your last weeks in Ozzland!
Go girl!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
You're in Australia and they won't let you drink! Thats like being in a strip club and not letting you touch. I think that woman locked herself in the room because shes been there so long she's thinks she has become a convict.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Yer tell me about it! Trying to move out at the moment!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Uh-oh, has it got that bad?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
It's just i feel so uncomfortable every time i walk in the front door that i've taken to staying at the gym till as late as possible. I just think it's for the best, i didn't come all this way to feel sad!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Aww Ellie, you shouldn`t have to stay at the gym until all hours! You should be out there having fun!
Fingers crossed (both hands) things improve for you soon
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 21, 2007, 12:45 AMIf she didn't want me to stay... she should have just said! Arghhhhhhh!!!
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She's a mentalist. Driven barmy by the heat.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I have a new one.
GERMANS!!!!
I lived in Germany for a year and they were lovely. On holiday though they are hell.
I speak very little German but when some great fat whale nicked my own sunbed and sweated like a swine through MY cushion and MY towel i had to gob off at her.
She laughed then moved. Apparently according to a fellow German who was gogging at the scene I said "You move fat shit, excuse me, my bedroom now, thankyou, bye"
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ShoePie said:
Well at least now you've found your Basil Fawlty Ellie.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Quote: charley rance @ May 23, 2007, 1:04 PM
Apparently according to a fellow German who was gogging at the scene I said "You move fat shit, excuse me, my bedroom now, thankyou, bye"
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so you talk shite in German to then?
i quite like Germany, in fact i can stomach most of Europe, it's just France, it annoys me so much, i don't like the language, and their biggest attraction is a bit of scaffolding.
Britain suits me fine.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Did something a bit stalkerish and google mapped you Ellie, do you live/work near a river?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
SCARED!!!!!
Well actually i do.... the Yarra river isn't too far away!
What else did you find?!
Just for everyone's infomation so i don't get google mapped again (it hurts) ... i live in McKinnon at the moment (tiny little place about half an hour train ride out of the city)...trying to move to South Yarra (which is by the river Yarra) and working right in the city near the station Parliament.
Stalkers don't normally tell people they're stalking them...so i'll just think you were doing a bit of friendly infomation finding Leevil!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Yeah don't worry, I was just bored. I have this map on myspace, which points out all the people who visit my page. I saw a dot in Australia and presumed it was you and just zoooooooooooomed in.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Oh cool! Well now you know i've been staring at your myspace for hours and hours.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Lol. It's OK, I know I'm gorgeous and that's not Ralph Wiggam!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
I'm trying to learn EVERYTHING about you!
stalker stalker stalker
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ginger Jesus said:
Oooorr 2 little internet Stalkers.
I think it's sweet.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Me too
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Me three
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 24, 2007, 12:33 AM
Just for everyone's infomation so i don't get google mapped again (it hurts)
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That does sound painful.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
It does...but i'm okay now! Little bit of prodding around does the job!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Things that piss me off
People changing their avatars! (only joking )
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm entertaining my brain.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Leevil you're making me hungry! I've still got 2 hours till lunch!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Silhouettes make you hungry?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
My brain just exploded.
George Bush giving the finger/sandwich, George Bush giving the finger/sandwich, finger/sandwhich. I can't take it!
Why!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Edit] Leevil keep changing his avaar and my brain has collapse. It was Ralph Wiggum, then George Bush giving the finger, then a sandwich, nows its a silhouette
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Mine would if I had one!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
My mind is a mystery, your post will sound worse to the morning people.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
So... mystery mind, is that you behind the "?" ?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Yeah im stood behind the bloke whos posing for that silhouette.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Give us a peep then. Go on. We`ve seen your sandwich!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I'm off to bed, you can come if you want and show me your baps?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
No, I meant a peep of the real Leevil, on your avatar thingy
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
I think I saw it earlier anyway
Am I dreaming, or are you Marilyn?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
<img src="http://www.leevil.co.uk/me2.jpg" alt="Posted Image">
<strong>WANTED!</strong>
<span class="underline">DEAD</span>
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
There you are!
But I know by daylight you`ll be gone...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: EllieJP @ May 24, 2007, 12:33 AMWhat else did you find?!
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If you switch to 'satellite', then we can see you sunbathing topless on the roof.
Quote: EllieJP @ May 25, 2007, 1:18 AMLittle bit of prodding around does the job!
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On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Bloody hell Leevil. Put the make-up back on.
Is that what you look like first thing in the morning?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I don't look well do I?
I was trying to be moody, but I look more murdery.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Things that piss me off:
I just read a Marian Keyes novel (for 'research'), and I quite enjoyed it.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Wildjesusfishkid said:
Things that piss me off.
Those little fucking stickers on apples.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Michael Monkhouse said:
people screaming into their mobiles when I'm tryna write Emails. SHUT UP EVERYYONE
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Things that piss me off
Lack of internet access so i can't write on here.
Having to sneakily get online at work...but being caught and having to pretend nothing happened.
Having no money!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Scatterbrained Floozy said:
exams exams exams...they REALLY piss me off
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Oblongs.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Forms.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Having to go out to work when I'ge got loads of things I want to write about.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Getting notes put under the windscreen wipers of my car.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: Jude @ June 7, 2007, 9:30 AMGetting notes put under the windscreen wipers of my car.
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NOTE: Are you sick of having notes under your windscreen? Call this number 07898975757 to receive one through the mail or have some guy hassle you in the street.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Jude said:
Lol, my car `Big Banana` is pretty easy to spot though.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
People phoning me up during my drinking and watching tv time 8 times in a row the phone went off when I was watching Seinfeld last night I was not impressed. WHAT IS SO IMPORTANT YOU HAD TO PHONE ME EIGHT TIMES!! COULDNT YOU OF TOLD ME ON THE LAST 7? ARRRG
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Toddlers. They are so cute but they dont let up. I want! grizzling, stamping, picking their nose. Showing me their dirty nappies and their 3cm line of snot. Staring at me through crazy eyes with their faces smothered in chocolate or possibly pooh. They are taking over the world. They are everywhere. Under my feet. I trod on one at the supermarket yesterday. Gosh did it holler. I thought the roof was going to cave in & the mum stab me in the eyeball with a tin of baked beans.. So cute yet dangerous. Little Evil Munchkins
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Some stupid kid ran into my leg the other day in a supermarket full pelt then his mother gave me shit about watching were I was walking. Silly cow I was standing still if she wasnt so busy dry humping the shelf stacker she'd teach her inbred crossed eyed Slug of a child to walk properly. Mind you she had a nice ass the skanky bitch
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Things that piss me off.
Hotel's nailing stuff down so you don't steal them, i went to a hotel in france where the toilet seat was nailed down, what next the toilet lid and you have to unscrew the bog and shit down the S bend, it is written on my "10 things to do before i die" list that i will one day leave the hotel, and start backing up a removal truck, then the whole room will be loaded in to the van and even the room service lady will be packed in.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Tell me what hotel * I will get a job as the room service lady.x
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
I'm talking food service and drink service, not "that" kind of service, you could be one of those short skirted maids, with the suspenders, no doubt you have that costume.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I remember ordering one of those maids when I was on holiday once. She had more hair then I did and my beer rippled when she walked, last time I go Thomas Cook
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: charley rance @ June 7, 2007, 4:04 PMToddlers. They are so cute but they dont let up. I want! grizzling, stamping, picking their nose. Showing me their dirty nappies and their 3cm line of snot. Staring at me through crazy eyes with their faces smothered in chocolate or possibly pooh. They are taking over the world. They are everywhere. Under my feet. I trod on one at the supermarket yesterday. Gosh did it holler. I thought the roof was going to cave in & the mum stab me in the eyeball with a tin of baked beans.. So cute yet dangerous. Little Evil Munchkins
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You could be a granny soon you know!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
And a paaaaaaartrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiidge in a pear treeeeeee.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Why can't they show decent telly through the early hours? Even if it's repeats, I don't pay stupid money to see a back at 7:00AM sign!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrr!!!
Puts porn on. Damn it's a repeat!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Bastard friends who own a pub yet refuse to give you a measley bottle of bud after midnight. Buggers!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Charley's an alcoholic.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
LOL. Not quite Aaron but I am working my way to achieving it. I am off out tonight too. Woo
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
You've got your daddy's eyes.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Andy W. said:
Very long threads and those that encourage them by posting on them.
erm
Doh!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Things that piss me off.
People who when your drunk say stuff like
"you've had to many" and "
i think it's time you stopped drinking"
"ow and your the expert on my drunkeness are you?, i will decide when i have had enough, now give me the sick bucket, get a ambulance and hurry".
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: Leevil @ June 8, 2007, 4:05 PMYou've got your daddy's eyes.
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In a jar on your mantlepiece.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
I don't dare say what I really think!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
AWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Quote: charley rance @ June 9, 2007, 2:48 AMAWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.
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Aparently SlagB does stuff like this, dirty, dirty bitch.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ContainsNuts said:
sneezing while in mid-piss
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Smith Ian said:
when you ask a man to do a job there and then you get the response
"ill do it in five"
that really grates my goat
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: ContainsNuts @ June 12, 2007, 9:36 AMsneezing while in mid-piss
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Whilst cumming!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Andy W. said:
People who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.
Do they think - 'Well, I can see someone is in but I will try anyway'!!?
or are they hoping that the lock will give way and they walk in on someone taking a dump?
Stupid twats.
Anyway, rant over. I'm glad we have this thread to vent our feelings.
P.S. Oh, yes, people who leave a 'present' in the loo also. Probably the same dumb f***s.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: Andy W. @ June 13, 2007, 1:42 PMPeople who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.
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Why - do they end up pushing you down the loo?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Baumski said:
Why does it appear that people on this thread - and you know who you are - are obsessed by 'piss'?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Urinal lotta trouble Baumski.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
I cant believe that the BBC are having to trawl for writers when they have tons of unread scripts to peruse through. According to Yes/No who works for them anyway.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Things that piss me off.
People who walk very slowly, i walk resonably slowly but some people just piss me off, and the thing is if you over take they call you rude or something really really cruel like "fast walking person" oow that one hurts, so you can't overtake them, and then when you pick them up and carry them they get the police around, unbelievable.
Things that piss me off.
this new advert on the beeb about endangered species "are the endangered animals on earth trying to tell us something?" YES they are trying to tell us they are endangered, i was watching some documentary last night that said that in a few decades time there could be no penguins left on earth, so what?, they arn't the tastiest things around and them jokes on the packets are crap.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
Things that piss me off.... people who sit by me on the bus and make chewing noises in my ear... GROSS
LOUD BREATHERS!!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Charley said:
Quote: Baumski @ June 13, 2007, 2:30 PMWhy does it appear that people on this thread - and you know who you are - are obsessed by 'piss'?
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Oiiiii Baumskwee. no one is obsessed with pisssssssssssssssss. i have no idea what you are on about.weeee demand a recount.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
Quote: charley rance @ June 14, 2007, 1:11 AM
Oiiiii Baumskwee. no one is obsessed with pisssssssssssssssss. i have no idea what you are on about.weeee demand a recount.
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well this about "What pisses you off!"
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Video adverts on websites!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Things that piss me off.
I had to join facebook because my friend destroyed his phone with his foot and all the pictures are webcam shots but with the person looking away from the camera. Is this meant to be artistic? It just looks crap. It looks like it was taken at the point the phone goes off or when you think you can spell gas. Personally people who do put these types of pictures up I wouldn't want to know anyway. Like actors they are deluded and selfobsessed. That pisses me off.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
When i let a friend stay in my bed for the night and she proceeds to take up the whole bed, push me right to the end, take all the quilts, then snore all night! Which left me with having 2 hours sleep all night and feeling really f*cking grumpy today!!!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
oh dear women are very greedy when it comes to bed space I find thats why I have two singles business done push em apart again problem solved
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
haha! It was only for one night though! I bloody hate snoring! Winds me up a treat!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
You don't snore do you?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I hate any noise and I mean any noise!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Badge said:
The noise of a sandwich being spread?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I should add, whilst I'm trying to sleep.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
I was thinking then Lee you wake up in the morning and just start raging because your covers are to noisy "I HATE NOISE!!!!" lol
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Damn crunchy noise! 
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Edit -Removed due to Stupid content
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I saw it!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
lol so did I remind me not to write stuff when I've been drinking agian
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, EllieJP said:
did i remind me?!?!?!? haha
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Lewis Roberts said:
Things that piss me off.
Take away place, i hate these, o.k i have a kebab every friday night then a cheese burger every sunday night, but you can't trust these places, most of them spit on your food, well i have had enough, last night i got them back and spat on my money.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, ajp29 said:
Quote: EllieJP @ June 19, 2007, 12:40 AMWhen i let a friend stay in my bed for the night and she proceeds to take up the whole bed, push me right to the end, take all the quilts, then snore all night! Which left me with having 2 hours sleep all night and feeling really f*cking grumpy today!!!
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Two women in a bed really annoys me aswell.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
The thought of it annoys me so much I have to beat myself repeating in the groin.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Gavin said:
Wait a second I'm sure there is a technical name for that...something with an M....Ahh I'm terrible with these medical terms
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, David Chapman said:
What pisses me off is that this thread is longer than the Longest Thread in the World!
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Quote: ajp29 @ June 19, 2007, 9:31 AMTwo women in a bed really annoys me aswell.
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And attractive lesbians; such a waste?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
Not to other attractive lesbians.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Well quite.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
I have quite the collection of Lesbian porn... Interesting fact no.65
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, zooo said:
I wish I had more gay porn.
I've been forced to resort to watching Seany and Gerry kissing on Big Brother...
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Aaron said:
Zooo, if you've not got "enough", then it's through no one's fault but your own.
Quote: Leevil @ June 19, 2007, 8:24 PMI have quite the collection of Lesbian porn... Interesting fact no.65
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What's 66?
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: Aaron @ June 19, 2007, 8:34 PMZooo, if you've not got "enough", then it's through no one's fault but your own.
What's 66?
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I once saw a monkey wearing a coat.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Ed Parnell said:
Quote: Leevil @ June 19, 2007, 10:54 PM
I once saw a monkey wearing a coat.
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Did you go ape?
I have a collection of lesbians.
That's what I don't get. Why go after someone who has what you already have? I can see how it's all, you know, preferences and freedoms and all that but I can't understand how a woman can 'want' another woman.
Unless she's been out with me.
On Wednesday 31st December 1969 GMT at 7:00 PM GMT, Leevil said:
Quote: Ed Parnell @ June 19, 2007, 11:04 PM
Did you go ape?
I have a collection of lesbians.
That's what I don't get. Why go after someone who has what you already have? I can see how it's all, you know, preferences and freedoms and all that but I can't understand how a woman can 'want' another woman.
Unless she's been out with me.
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I'd hate to think of the type of girls you go out with.