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Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 9:00 PM

Did you work in a supermarket? And wear extremely sexy tight jumpers?

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The show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".

The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination. I was planning to pitch the idea to Nickelodeon.
 

Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 8:29 PM

I think that's why I've been finding Tom Cruise a bit sexy lately.

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That's just inexcusable.

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:18 PM

The show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".

The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination. I was planning to pitch the idea to Nickelodeon.

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Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:18 PM

The show was actually going to be about me going around having lots of sex with beautiful women. Of course, as I am a fan of realism, I would have insisted that the sex scenes be real, and not simulated. I would have also insisted that I "practice" having sex with the actresses before filming, and that we film each sex scene as many times as necessary to get the "perfect shot".

The show would have been ground-breaking; fusing together comedy and pornography to create a perfect combination.

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I have those exact plans for a TV project starring myself and the male cast of Dr Who.
 

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Quote: zooo @ January 27, 2008, 9:29 PM

I have those exact plans for a TV project starring myself and the male cast of Dr Who.

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That's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?

 

Quote: jacparov @ January 27, 2008, 8:37 PM

Crazy birds (sorry, ladies.) Are the best, who wants to go out with a 'normal' person? far too boring. I want a woman that people stare at in restruants for being a freak.

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You're not shallow then?
 

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Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:34 PM

That's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?

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She won't post again tonight. Too busy pondering the two scenarios.
 

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Can't argue with that one. Seriously, proper gorge.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ January 27, 2008, 9:49 PM

She won't post again tonight. Too busy pondering the two scenarios.

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If the show ever does get commissioned, I'm going to attempt to get myself a part as an extra on Doctor Who.

 

Is that the one 'off of' 24?

Quote: frostyboy @ January 27, 2008, 9:34 PM

That's a show I would like to watch. Would you shag a different cast member each episode, or would every episode simply be a big gangbang?

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A bit of this and a bit of that. Not to mention quite a lot of the other.
 

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If you mention Elisha you should mention this pic:


 

Wow, she is really pretty.
 

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