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Charley
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June 8, 2007, 2:13 AM BST
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Bastard friends who own a pub yet refuse to give you a measley bottle of bud after midnight. Buggers!!
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Aaron
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June 8, 2007, 9:02 AM BST
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Charley's an alcoholic.
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Charley
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June 8, 2007, 2:46 PM BST
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LOL. Not quite Aaron but I am working my way to achieving it. I am off out tonight too. Woo
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Leevil
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June 8, 2007, 5:05 PM BST
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You've got your daddy's eyes.
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Andy W.
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June 8, 2007, 6:12 PM BST
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Very long threads and those that encourage them by posting on them.
erm
Doh!
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Lewis Roberts
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June 8, 2007, 8:48 PM BST
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Things that piss me off.
People who when your drunk say stuff like
"you've had to many" and "
i think it's time you stopped drinking"
"ow and your the expert on my drunkeness are you?, i will decide when i have had enough, now give me the sick bucket, get a ambulance and hurry".
**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
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Aaron
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June 9, 2007, 12:52 AM BST
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Quote: Leevil @ June 8, 2007, 4:05 PM
You've got your daddy's eyes.
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In a jar on your mantlepiece.
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David Chapman
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June 9, 2007, 1:06 AM BST
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I don't dare say what I really think!!!
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Charley
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June 9, 2007, 3:48 AM BST
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AWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.
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Lewis Roberts
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June 9, 2007, 9:38 AM BST
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Quote: charley rance @ June 9, 2007, 2:48 AM
AWWW! Go on. You know u wanna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What pisses me off is miles of toilet roll that sticks itself to your stiletto shoe. What dirty filthy bitch wiped her bits & threw them on the toilet floor, for my stiletto to find.
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Aparently SlagB does stuff like this, dirty, dirty bitch.
**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
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ContainsNuts
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June 12, 2007, 10:36 AM BST
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sneezing while in mid-piss
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Smith Ian
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June 12, 2007, 11:59 AM BST
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when you ask a man to do a job there and then you get the response
"ill do it in five"
that really grates my goat
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Leevil
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June 12, 2007, 2:20 PM BST
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Quote: ContainsNuts @ June 12, 2007, 9:36 AM
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Whilst cumming!
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Andy W.
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June 13, 2007, 2:42 PM BST Edited by Andy W. on June 13 2007, 2:43 PM BST
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People who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.
Do they think - 'Well, I can see someone is in but I will try anyway'!!?
or are they hoping that the lock will give way and they walk in on someone taking a dump?
Stupid twats.
Anyway, rant over. I'm glad we have this thread to vent our feelings.
P.S. Oh, yes, people who leave a 'present' in the loo also. Probably the same dumb f***s.
"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns
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David Chapman
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June 13, 2007, 3:28 PM BST
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Quote: Andy W. @ June 13, 2007, 1:42 PM
People who try to open the loo door when you are in even though on their side it clearly reads 'engaged' or has a big red area. Are these people blind or just dumb bastards - the amount of people who do this at my work drives me round the bend.
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Why - do they end up pushing you down the loo?
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