The ginger bint from Girls Aloud is kinda "ooh yes, dirty please, against the alley wall." She'll restore my faith in romance and chemical enhancements to passion.
Kate Bush is my ideal creative yet on-the-edge lover. "Phone me on a friday, screw me on a saturday, then 'let's get in tune with the planet by wriggling in the autumn leaves of some lonely Somerset ditch', before surreptitiously serving my bunnies for dinner as a "Dear John" on the sunday."
Claudia Schiffer would be my unobtainable woman - due to changing her phone number all the time.
Mylene Klass is so beautiful, it makes my eyes weep.
My world is not a pretty place
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