I think the Milf would win.
 

I was thinking of Happy Days, but a Milf may provide more happy days...


Catweazle vs Stig of the Dump
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Captain Pugwash v Captain Birdseye
 

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Genius.
 

Jesus Vs Santa

Or the long awaited:

Me Vs A midget
 

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"He used to poke me in English lessons"
Robyn - BSG.

Everyone to have a Robyn Quote by the 2012 Olympics!
 

The midget, without a doubt.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 12:22 PM BST

The midget, without a doubt.

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I got 3/1 on the midget!
 

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"He used to poke me in English lessons"
Robyn - BSG.

Everyone to have a Robyn Quote by the 2012 Olympics!
 

That means three chances in one, right?
 

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Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 12:29 PM BST

That means three chances in one, right?

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Not a betting man Aaron?

(those odds mean the midget will kill me with his tiny fists of fury)
 

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"He used to poke me in English lessons"
Robyn - BSG.

Everyone to have a Robyn Quote by the 2012 Olympics!
 

No, not a clue how to.
 

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Quote: Paul W @ June 29 2008, 12:14 PM BST

Jesus Vs Santa

Or the long awaited:

Me Vs A midget

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Birds eye's icy fish fingers of death, easy.

Quote: Paul W @ June 29 2008, 12:14 PM BST

Jesus Vs Santa

Or the long awaited:

Me Vs A midget

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Jesus is a fictional character, and a hippy to boot.



Does the midget have a step ladder, to aid punching you in the nuts?



Fireman Sam vs Bob the Builder vs Postman Pat?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Fireman Sam. He'd blow them away with his long hose.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ June 29 2008, 7:18 PM BST

Fireman Sam. He'd blow them away with his long hose.

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Probably be on strike again moaning about pay.
 

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Meet The Newmans
Meet The Newmans First animation

No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

HAHahahah
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Cats vs Dogs
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Cats
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)