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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

I think it's about time some old lady gets her ass up there and sews the bad boy shut. Another thing it's invisible to my eye how can I tell there is a hole? and not some environmentalist propaganda to stop me clubbing my pet seal whilst spraying myself with deodorant and burning crude oil?
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

A guiet night in theb Gavib.
 

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Founder Member of the First Chapter of Guys & Girlie Pirates. AKA The Girlie Pirates.

"Scurvy Spice" of The Spice Trade Girls


 

Quote: Baumski @ May 11, 2007, 2:29 PM

I'll end up watching the Eurovision Song Contest tomorrow night and that REALLY pisses me off!!!!!!

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I've just looked at tonights tv, and it's on here (aus) tonight, but Wogan's not hosting the one i'm watching...it's THE FINNISH.

Not sure i can be bothered then...
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Oh, I've been here before ... but I just thought of another off-pissing thing!

Question 1: why is it (mostly the ladies) delight in asking questions in the following irritating way:

Why don't you love me anymore?
Why do you always leave your socks/underpants/shoes(!) in the bath?
Why don't you ever empty the bin in the kitchen?
Why do you spend every waking minute on that computer?
Why don't you ever listen?
Why do you have to drink so much?
Why do you always look so miserable / act so boring?
... and so on and so on! It's the false premise that really pisses me off!

Question 2: What's that sort of question style called (just so I can add it to my list of useful-for-sitcom dialogue traits!)?

BTW my first wife's most irritating response to most of my creative notions was "if it's such a good idea someone would've already thought of it". Alas we are no more ... she's working on ways to unravel herself from her second hubby (who happens to be my second wife's brother ... complicated eh!)

 

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I think I might know your family.


 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

You might be part of their family.
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

My friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.

Her dad was her uncle

Her step dad was also her uncle

Her sister was her cousin

Her cousin was her sister

Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!

Guess the connection...

answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

I'v gone crossed eyed
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AM

My friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.

*snip*

answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!

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Incest! Incest!
 

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BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

Quote: Aaron @ May 14, 2007, 10:22 AM

Incest! Incest!

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'Incest' the new role-play game for the whole family brought to you by the Family Values Game Company - that's right, the Manson Family!
 

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'To Be or Not To be, Innit - A Yoof-Speak Guide to Shakespeare' is now out!
To find out more go to www.yoofspeak.net

Buy direct from Waterstones
http://www.waterstones.com/waterstonesweb/displayProductDetails.do?sku=6198374
or Amazon
http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/0755210824/comedyguide-21/

The dodo died. Then Dodi died, Di died and Dando died... Dido must be pooing herself.
 

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AM

Her dad was her uncle

Her step dad was also her uncle

Her sister was her cousin

Her cousin was her sister

Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!

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i think i was her uncle and her grandads step fathers second removed flat-mates toy boy once, or am i thinking of someone else.
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

Quote: EllieJP @ May 14, 2007, 1:44 AM

My friend (who shall remane nameless) had the strangest family.

Her dad was her uncle

Her step dad was also her uncle

Her sister was her cousin

Her cousin was her sister

Her mum also became her Aunty at one point i guess!

Guess the connection...

answers on a postcard to "weird connections P.O BOX 1234" or just write them on here!

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They're Dingles.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

FUCKING DOVES/PIGEONS COOING OUTSIDE DRIVES ME FUCKING INSANE, I HATE IT SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. I NEED A SHOT GUN, OH THE SATISFACTION THAT WOULD BRING.

I HATE YOU DOVES (or pigeons)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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'This is how it feels when Doves make you cry'
 

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