Wow that makes Tibetan Budhists sound like Power Rangers. The Chinese are invading the temple, quick kill your selves, and reincarnate as Tigrons.


Paddington Bear vs Paddington Station vs Dead Kids TV star.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: Nick Rivers @ June 26 2008, 4:19 PM BST

best response on this website. Ever.

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Quite possibly, yes.

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There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation.

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That's true.

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The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.

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That's not.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Barack Obama vs John McCaine, McCaine gets a big stick.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 8:22 PM BST

Barack Obama vs John McCaine, McCaine gets a big stick.

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This is a tricky one. I originally thought McCain because his name sounds a bit like John McClane (Bruce Willis' character in Die Hard). But then we all know who Obama sounds like...but Bruce is very good at dealing with terrorists. So John McCain it is!
 

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"Brace yourself Rodney..."
 

John. No contest, stick regardless.


Andy Murray vs. Charles Hawtrey.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Keith Moon v Alvin Stardust
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction
 

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Genius.
 

Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2008, 11:32 PM BST

Keith Moon v Alvin Stardust
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction

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Yes - well!


Roskoff v Bob Flemming.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 16 2008, 10:31 AM BST

Doberman, versus spider monkey riding on the back of a beagle?

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Does the monkey have a gun?
 

Don't they always?
 

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Genius.
 

Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2008, 11:48 PM BST

Don't they always?

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Oohh - controversial!
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Quote: roscoff @ June 26 2008, 11:32 PM BST

Keith Moon v Alvin Stardust Stardust, Alvin Stardust he's like an evil Cliff Richard 9alright more evil)
Gordon Breastswamp v Alan Titsmarsh Alan, who can stand against Englands worst writer of sex scenes.
Magic Roundabout v Spaghetti Junction Spaghetti Junction, Magic ROundabouts French.

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Quote: Timbo @ June 26 2008, 11:46 PM BST

Does the monkey have a gun?

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Now that's just being ridiculous

Quote: Aaron @ June 26 2008, 10:26 PM BST

John. No contest, stick regardless.


Andy Murray vs. Charles Hawtrey.

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Charles of course. Andy will get knocked out, but Charles just carries on (alas to the local Booze Buster most likely)


BSG vs Chortle (with a baseball bat)vs BBC Writers room (with a shitgun)
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

BSG. Obviously.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Of course, just checking.

The Black and White Minstrels vs The Menstrual cycle.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I'm betting Chortle actually as the majority of people on here don't seem to have actually experienced the great outdoors. Apart from putting the rubbish out and so thatobviously gives the Chortle thug squad a gritty edge.
 

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Genius.
 

You put the rubbish outside? You don't have a chute, to your wheely bin. The outside, it's so very, very, bright.

And there's people.


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Ha ha! You wrote shitgun, you twat.

Oh dear my spelling is so bad, I've started mocking it.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984