The stick, the carrot always tries to placate, the stick goes straight for the kill.

Unless it's at night, then it's advantage carrot, night vision see.

Nelson Mandela vs Robert Mugabe, bare knuckles.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 10:33 PM BST

Been a bit heavy this evening how about a versus contest.

Who'd win between Gordon Brown armed with a spear, and a Grizzly Bear.

My money's on Gordon, here's face shows no emotion, so the bear wouldn't know it was in trouble. Then he could bore it unconscious by banging on about tax credits.

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A clear win for the Bear...

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Gordon+Brown+armed+with+a+spear&word2=Grizzly+Bear
 

Bare knuckles Mugabe wins, but Mandela does walk with that stick now so he might win, unless it's at night and Mugabe has a carrot in his pocket
 

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 9:20 AM BST

The stick, the carrot always tries to placate, the stick goes straight for the kill.

Unless it's at night, then it's advantage carrot, night vision see.

Nelson Mandela vs Robert Mugabe, bare knuckles.

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The stick still wins, as it uses night vision goggles

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=the+carrot+at+night&word2=the+stick+at+night

Nelson Mandela has the edge even at ninety

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=Nelson+Mandela&word2=Robert+Mugabe

Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 26 2008, 8:57 AM BST

God vs an atheist with a knife.

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Wasn't that in His Dark Materials? Not much of a contest, if I remember it right.
 

Hmmm...according to this, a lover beats a fighter. That can't be right.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=lover&word2=fighter
 

Trevor Nelson v Willy Nelson v Admiral Nelson
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Haven't drunk in the first two but the Admiral Nelson is not a bad pub
 

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 10:33 AM BST

Trevor Nelson v Willy Nelson v Admiral Nelson

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Willy'll poke your eye out, or so I've heard.
 

Admiral Nelson, he's so tough, he can kiss a bloke, and still be nails.

The Dalai Lama vs a Llama.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

The Llama wins in this life, the Dalai in the next.
 

Good call!
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation. The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.
 

Quote: Sofa_Matt @ June 26 2008, 3:28 PM BST

The Llama wins in this life, the Dalai in the next.

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best response on this website. Ever.
 

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http://planetgiraffe.com
http://www.myspace.com/planetgiraffe
http://uk.youtube.com/user/PlanetGiraffe
 

If you ignore the fundimental ignorance of the buddist religion, yep. Humphf.
 

Quote: Nick Rivers @ June 26 2008, 4:19 PM BST

best response on this website. Ever.

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Thanks

Quote: Simon Stratton @ June 26 2008, 4:18 PM BST

There is no next life in buddism, it's all about reincarnation. The DL could return as a Tiger and eat the Llama.

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Although not everyone agrees.