Chapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Doberman, versus spider monkey riding on the back of a beagle?
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 10:14 AM BST

Chapman would pretend he hates being beaten up by Charley - but would actually die happy as he gives in to Charleys relentless tongue whippings.

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agreed.
 

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Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 10:04 AM BST

David Chapman vs Charley?

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She'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.


Only far more disturbing.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:16 AM BST

She'd just lift the lips of her flange and place them over him. Kind of like a tea cosy, really.

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I wonder if Chapman Boy Punster could wordplay his way out of this one!
 

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He's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:29 AM BST

He's yet to wordplay his way out of a paper bag, so I'm sure Charley's woollen tea cosy will be beyond his comprehension.

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I've just managed to get out!
 

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YAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
 

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Benny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ June 26 2008, 7:10 AM BST

Benny Hill Zombie, versus Bernard Manning Zombie?

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A closely-fought contest until the Yakety Sax chase. It's got to be Benny.
 

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Autumn leaves.. but it'll be back next year.
 

Yul Bryner vs Telly Savalas, armed with giant poisoned lollipops.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

God vs an atheist with a knife.
 

mmmmmmm trick one, a man with a knife fighting a mythical being would probably end up in care
 

Hmm I reckon aetheist, all he'd have to do is stop believing and God would disapear.

Unless God smote him first.

Heston Blumenthal armed with a sea bass vs Gordon Ramsey armed with a big dictionary full of rude words.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Both are pretty tough in the chef steaks (eh eh) but I reckon Ramsey is all mouth, Heston wins

The carrot or the stick?