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All things bright and Boon-ifull

religious program celebrating Micheal Elphick.

Is this a desperate pun fight at the Ok Coralle?
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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Mutiny On The Boonty

It may have been done.
 
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Lorna Boon

First men on the Boon

The Boons

Charlie Boon

The Boons

On the Boon

Button Boon

The dish and the Boon

The Boon-atics are taking over the asylum

The Boon Ultimatum
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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Name That Boon.

Beat that Sooty.
 
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A walk on the Boon

The Boon

Paper Boon

Bitter Boon

The Boon landings

Temptress Boon
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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High Boon
Western starring Michael Elphick.

Terry And Boon
Sitcom starring Michael Elphick and John Terry.

How Boon Is Now
Morrissey sings about Michael Elphick.

No more Boon jokes from me.
 
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Attack of the Jud-Boon

The Rosemary Boony story

Tiny Boon

Loony Bunes

Booner Kebab

The red Bal-Boon


Do these still count as jokes? I have my doubts.
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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Big Brother.
 
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Two and a Half Rem's.

Three special needs pupils are asked to reproduce the sawing a man in half act.
 
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Two and a half thousand rems

Cash-strapped Gordon Brown upgrades the UK's nuclear infrastructure with an ill-advised Ebay purchase. Includes scenes of negative feedback and thermonuclear winter.

NB a knowledge of the term "rem" as a unit of radiation measurement is needed to properly enjoy this item.
 
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 
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NB a knowledge of the term "rem" as a unit of radiation measurement is needed to properly enjoy this item.


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Neil Armstrong

A sitcom about a strongman who is forced to kneel on the floor. Ironically, he's agoraphobic.
 
I've now realised for the first time in my life the vital importance of being Earnest.
 
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The thread that would not die.



Dawn of the Right Said Fred.

Deeply dippy about your.....brains !


The shit and the Ben-you-glum

Remake of famous Poe story, in which (not a Dr)Jillian McKieth analyses Ben Fogles poo to see why he's sad. Before a giant pendulum chops them to bits.



Fall of the house of Usher

Odious rap star, is a very poor builder. In other Poe remake.


The John Craven

The Queen visits school for the extremely ugly, but for now "never more! never more!"
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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I don't think Edgar Allan Poe is a suitable subject for comedy.
 
"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 
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What ever makes you say that.......



The Man in the Mirror

Micheal Jackson musical about Piers Morgan


Mary had a little gram

Hard hitting fairy tale, about how cocaine leads to sheep being ignored.
 
World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984

 
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