After a long abscence i come back to this huge list of things people hate...well i can't believe it...probably the longest thread of hate EVER! hehe

Well... so i can add on my hates..


1) PEOPLE WHO ARE LATE!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

2) Ornaments

Full stop

I don't really get pissed off.

p.s I'm a tourist at the moment...and i'm not annoying anyone..well to be fair i'm a working traveller...with a huge rucksack that bangs into everyone on the train...okay...maybe i do annoy some people!



 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Do you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.
 

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Aaron
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ May 4, 2007, 11:44 AM

Do you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.

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Like old people in supermarkets. They get on my t!ts. "Get out of my way!" Then they push in at the check out. "What are you doing you old bint!"
 

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60% of the time it works everytime.
 

(1) Small people with umbrellas - especially walking down a busy street (little fu**ers).

(2) Small people with Golf umbrellas walking down a busy street - the little b*stards just don't care who's eye they are taking out or are bumping into - what the hell to they need such a big brolly for in the first place, one of those friggin' cocktail brollies would be more than enough
 

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"Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope" - George Burns
 

Quote: Andy W. @ May 4, 2007, 11:53 AM

(1) Small people with umbrellas - especially walking down a busy street (little fu**ers).

(2) Small people with Golf umbrellas walking down a busy street - the little b*stards just don't care who's eye they are taking out or are bumping into - what the hell to they need such a big brolly for in the first place, one of those friggin' cocktail brollies would be more than enough

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Here here!

 

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60% of the time it works everytime.
 

I really, really hate Anti-Gravity... doesn't it just piss you off!?

You can't walk properly... eating and drinking is no fun. And forget about going to the loo!

Someone's got to do something about it.
 

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Proud male member (ahem!) of the Guys and Girlie Pirates.
 

Crooked penises. They are no use to anyone, and a bitter disapointment when revealed.

I will not get hooked on a guy ever again.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Quote: charley rance @ May 4, 2007, 12:41 PM

Crooked penises. They are no use to anyone, and a bitter disapointment when revealed.

I will not get hooked on a guy ever again.

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crap thats my chance with Charley out of the window.

 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

Quote: lewisroberts @ May 4, 2007, 7:13 PM

crap thats my chance with Charley out of the window.

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Why are you dead? I suppose that doesn't matter.
 

Quote: Aaron @ May 4, 2007, 11:44 AM

Do you go slow on the pavements? And walk in the middle so there's no room to pass? And stop in the middle of similar? If the answer to any of those is even close to a "yes", then you annoy me.

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I am quite happy to say no to all 3... i push past people on pavements..walk crookedly all over the pavement...and i only stop to take a photo.
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Good girl, good girl.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: EllieJP @ May 5, 2007, 5:11 AM

I am quite happy to say no to all 3... i push past people on pavements..walk crookedly all over the pavement...and i only stop to take a photo.

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Of the pensioners on the floor
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

This talk of umbrellas is all very well... but what are we going to do about the Anti-Gravity?

Eh? Eh?
 

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Proud male member (ahem!) of the Guys and Girlie Pirates.
 

Well it won't let you down Darren.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

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