I just wish Raef was still there!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

He's probably at his day job as a high class escort

The girls called him ferret on account of his huge dinkle.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I knew it... I knew she'd go!

Suprised 4 are left though!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Yeah me too!

Get rid of Lee for god's sake! Aggressive, thick, and a liar - oh yeah, perfect candidate.
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

Quote: zooo @ June 4 2008, 10:34 PM BST

Yeah me too!

Get rid of Lee for god's sake! Aggressive, thick, and a liar - oh yeah, perfect candidate.

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Haha! He wont be the first to lie on a cv! I think he'd do well but where his lack of intelligence came in was that they were bound to double check the cv's before the interview situation and he should have owned up before ever getting in there. By far the best candidate at the tasks though and isn't that why they were there? Helen should have gone as well. Personality of a bipolar slug.
 

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Genius.
 

I only like Claire and Alex now.

But I wouldn't necessarily employ either of them. Especially Alex. Except for to look pretty. (Ellie, he might be looking for a job...)
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

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I only like Claire and Alex now.

But I wouldn't necessarily employ either of them. Especially Alex. Except for to look pretty. (Ellie, he might be looking for a job...)

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You are always refreshingly shallow about pretty boys. I think they should do a Zooo Apprentice. I bet the David Tennant look alike gets it.
 

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Genius.
 

I wonder what the weekly tasks would constitute...
 

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Oh wow, a whole new world of fantasy has opened up for me...


(I would just like to say I don't actually fancy Alex. He's just the least ugly man in the Apprentice since lovely Raef left.)


I just read by accident a spoiler about the final. Bums.
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

Lee for the the win,

"Thats what I'm talking about!"
 

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Meet The Newmans: Bank Holiday

The Offical Site

No, Benn! You need to carry on pumping the monkey! - Robyn BSG
 

I'm surprised Lucinda lasted as long as she said. That said, berets off for the girl. Although technically useless, she earns over 100k a year. What's all that about?

I don't really like any of the finalists, but I'll support Lee just because I find the insecurity about his lack of education quite endearing.
 

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Do they have to show them then? You'd like that wouldn't you. Dirty girl.
 

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Genius.
 

I'm thinking Claire to win too... although would Sir Alan prefer to have a play boy in Alex?
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

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I'm thinking Claire to win too... although would Sir Alan prefer to have a play boy in Alex?

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Thank god you're back, Eliie. I've been pining for you.

 

I know - I've actually had to do work today! It's okay - I've slacked it off to come on here.

Been conducting interviews myself... shouting you're fired as they walk out isn't correct conduct apparently if you don't like them. Take a lesson Sir Alan...firing before hiring is wrong!
 

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In a relationship.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."