NHS Dentist...when you can find them
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

I hate... er...


er...


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ah forget it... I'm too nice!

:-)
 

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Proud male member (ahem!) of the Guys and Girlie Pirates.
 

Boss eyed people. They scare the bee jesus out of me. They should be made to have an operation to correct it. Urghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

I hate it when you are sat in a cinema, and people eat really loud food next to you, you sit there, thinking "i wish he would quiet down, i can't hear the person i'm talking to on my mobile"
in fact if anyone eats anything near me i'll av 'em, so you better not be eating anything .
 

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a new addition- People who think they are oh so witty and clever when all theyre really doing is hurting my feelings
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

In cinema when a young teenage couple choose the seat next to me to let their hormones get the better of them and I can smell what each of them had for breakfast as the tangle arms and legs....THe cinema is empty CHOOSE ANOTHER SEAT!!!
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

i hate that aswell Gavin, especially when they won't let you join in
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)
 

People with big arse flappy old ears that just out like coat pegs. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. Women who walk round with the price tag still attached to the soles of their shoes.
Screaming snotting sqwarking toddlers with no shoes on.

 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Quote: lewisroberts @ April 26, 2007, 5:39 PM

I hate it when you are sat in a cinema, and people eat really loud food next to you,

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How do you define loud food? Like a pig that hasn't been killed yet and squeals when someone takes a bite out of them?
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Poor quality work passed off as genius
 

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There's not a day which goes by I don't think of you. The nights are crap too.
 

Pigeons. I bloody hate pigeons. Cooing all morning not letting me enjoying my sleep. Any noises annoy me, but pigeons are the most annoying.

Oh this is like Room 101.
 

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http://leevil.blogspot.com/
 

Drunk peeps when I am sober. How dare the bastards.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Quote: charley rance @ April 27, 2007, 1:36 AM

Drunk peeps when I am sober. How dare the bastards.

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Good call

Or groups of people having a good time in restaurants while I am sat on my own.

Tsk.

Actually, I knew one of them once and he blanked me. So I told the manager only to accept cash from him as he stole cards and wrote dodgy cheques. As I knew he would be paying. Ponce.
 

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There's not a day which goes by I don't think of you. The nights are crap too.
 

Peeps who insist you are pissed when you know full well you flucking well haint.
Sorry (hiccup hiccup) puke.
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

I would define loud food as anything that isn't yogurt, or anything that comes in a wrapper or anything that is yet to be killed. So if you are going to sit next to me in the cinema, please kill your food before the film starts.
 

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**check my profile for more material** This guy got arrested in the states for using a childs urinal in a public toilet, he said "i was practising my aim as my wife gets angry at me for missing the bowl at home" i believe it was a genuine mistake and he failed to notice the kid using the same urinal. (lewis roberts brighter side c)