From the earth to the Boon.

Buzz Aldrin recounts his brave mission. To plant a flag on the grave of dead alcoholic, Micheal Elphic.



Seep show

2 guys with suppurating wounds share a flat, and have adventures.


Who beater

Wholesome children's tv presenters beat David Tenant.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

BLESS THIS hoUse Is shite!!

self explanatory anti comedy favoured by sad bastards.
 

Chillimondo!
Mexican thriller about the coming of the next Ice Age. Starring Salma Hayek and that fit bird from My Name Is Earl who both run around a lot in skimpy clothes, despite the rapidly-falling temperature.

Chigabondo!
Spanish take on Casino Royale. Grinning, slimy Spanish spy Juandes Bondo romances Pauline Quirke whilst beating an eye-patched Phillip Glenister at poker in the Chigwell Supercasino.

Dan
 

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Chillimondo!
Mexican thriller about the coming of the next Ice Age. Starring Salma Hayek and that fit bird from My Name Is Earl who both run around a lot in skimpy clothes, despite the rapidly-falling temperature.

In what possible way could that qualify as "worst" ??
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Pride and Racial Prejudice

Jane Austen yawn fest filmed with a cast of gay Nazis.


The world at porn

Highly rated top quality documentary, in 50 parts voiced by Laurence Olivier. All about the rise of the grumble mag in the 40s.
This week Hitler's uboats flood the Atlantic with scat mags.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: Griff @ May 20 2008, 3:17 PM BST

In what possible way could that qualify as "worst" ??

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Olive and Let Die
Olive from On The Buses takes to that voodoo island to clear up the mess Bond left behind. Her new status as 009 is only held back by her complete inability to see without her bottle-thick glasses on. Janet Street-Porter plays Olive's Evil Twin.

Dan
 

Some mothers don't 'ave em

Abortion clinic centered sitcom
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: Griff @ May 20 2008, 3:13 PM BST

Aaron A G String
Contrived comedy involving sublime Bach music, a pedantic web administrator, and a humiliating thong.

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The images that that paragraph conjures are far less disturbing than the fact that you thought of it in the first place.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Blakey's Seven

Cantankerous bus conductor carries out guerilla space raids against the Galactic Federation. This week, Servalan plans to ease staff shortages at the depot by replacing all the conductors with mutant clones. Starring Reg Varney as Space Commander Travesty.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Tango and Slash
Sylvester Stallone continues revisiting old characters as Raymond 'Ray' Tango teams up with illiterate Guns'N'Roses guitarist Slash in this buddy movie. Stallone believes he's been framed for Rambo 4 and claims the whole thing was performed by a lookalike, whereas Slash is accused of lead guitarism on Blur's awful album 13. Both must fight together to clear their names.

Von Smallhausen Wonder
An American family man and huge fan of 80s sitcom 'Allo 'Allo creates a Gestapo robot, based on his favourite character, for his young boy to play with. Earlier series are mildly humourous but by series 8 it's practically Mississippi Burning...

Dan
 

Bune

The planet Birmingham is the center of the universe, as this is the only place the spice Balti can be found. Dare you face the giant Michael ELphick worms?


One man and his wad.

Unemployed Welsh shepherds, wank over sheep, whilst whistling.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: swerytd @ May 20 2008, 3:31 PM BST

Von Smallhausen Wonder
An American family man and huge fan of 80s sitcom 'Allo 'Allo creates a Gestapo robot, based on his favourite character, for his young boy to play with. Earlier series are mildly humourous but by series 8 it's practically Mississippi Burning...

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A robot in suspenders? Could be intriguing... But this midget robot, hmmm.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Shitbag The Saler
A talentless waster, Shitbag (Leigh Francis) from Sale, Greater Manchester, is a nasty piece of work; sleeping with women and not satisfying them, lying to get what he wants and even getting his mates beaten up in bars and running away. Eventually he gets his face caved in and dies a horrible, painful, slow, tortuous death eaten slowly by rabid rats whilst lying in a deserted shit-strewn alleyway. Uplifting.

Dan
 

Boonanza

Michael Elphick, David Boon, Clint Boon, Daniel Boone and Pat Boone work and live in an American ranch.
 

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Boonanza

Michael Elphick, David Boon, Clint Boon, Daniel Boone and Pat Boone work and live in an American ranch.

 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"