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Aaron
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May 15, 2008, 11:09 PM BST
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A white one? And flowers? And lots of presents? And lots and lots of cake?
Ooo, presents! I'm suddenly rather looking forward to marriage! 
Aaron
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zooo
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May 16, 2008, 10:03 AM BST
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Hee!
No not a white one.
Presents though! You've found the only good thing!!
There had to be one I suppose. 
We shouldn't be arguing in front of the map.
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May 16, 2008, 10:12 AM BST Edited by Graham Bandage on May 16 2008, 10:12 AM BST
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Ah, marriage is great (13 years this year, and I still feel like a lucky beggar). But weddings? Eeesh! Months of planning and neither of us can remember more than five minutes' worth of the day.
Ooh, that's a surprise, he's not a fat pensioner.
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Aaron
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May 16, 2008, 11:14 AM BST
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Things I dread about the prospect of a wedding:
Food
Drink
Speeches
Being all emotional
Being the centre of attention
Cake
Having my photo taken
Having myself captured on video
Cost
Loud music
No Internet
No TV
Honeymoon - undoubtedly somewhere hot
I've suggested to M'Lady that we get a buffet a la KFC, but I don't think she took too kindly to the idea.
Aaron
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chipolata
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May 16, 2008, 11:15 AM BST
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On the plus side, it's the one night you can be pretty certain you're going to get sex.
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May 16, 2008, 11:16 AM BST Edited by zooo on May 16 2008, 11:17 AM BST
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Okay...
PROS
sex
presents
holiday
CONS
Everything else.
Elope, Aaron!
We shouldn't be arguing in front of the map.
Murray Hewitt
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Graham Bandage
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May 16, 2008, 11:17 AM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:14 AM BST
Things I dread about the prospect of a wedding:
Food
Drink
Speeches
Being all emotional
Being the centre of attention
Cake
Having my photo taken
Having myself captured on video
Cost
Loud music
No Internet
No TV
Honeymoon - undoubtedly somewhere hot
I've suggested to M'Lady that we get a buffet a la KFC, but I don't think she took too kindly to the idea.
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Ooh, that's a surprise, he's not a fat pensioner.
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EllieJP
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May 16, 2008, 11:23 AM BST
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I want to get married... and be all beautiful for the day. And to be marrying the man I love with all of mine and his family and friends celebrating with us. It will be an understated wedding, but with a 40/50's band playing at the reception. I can't wait for the sex.
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Graham Bandage
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May 16, 2008, 11:25 AM BST
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Quote: EllieJP @ May 16 2008, 11:23 AM BST
I want to get married... and be all beautiful for the day. And to be marrying the man I love with all of mine and his family and friends celebrating with us. It will be an understated wedding, but with a 40/50's band playing at the reception. I can't wait for the sex.
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No pressure, then?
Run, Aaron! Run like the wind!
Ooh, that's a surprise, he's not a fat pensioner.
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chipolata
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May 16, 2008, 11:26 AM BST
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Aaron
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May 16, 2008, 11:30 AM BST
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Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2008, 11:15 AM BST
On the plus side, it's the one night you can be pretty certain you're going to get sex.
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This is true, very true.
Aaron
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Graham Bandage
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May 16, 2008, 11:31 AM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ May 16 2008, 11:30 AM BST
This is true, very true.
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Not necessarily.
Ooh, that's a surprise, he's not a fat pensioner.
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May 16, 2008, 11:31 AM BST
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Leave me alone. I'm a lil' romantic!
And why should Aaron be running? I'm not marrying him! Now that is sick (no offence Aaron).
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"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Aaron
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May 16, 2008, 11:31 AM BST
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Quote: zooo @ May 16 2008, 11:16 AM BST
Okay...
PROS
sex
presents
holiday
CONS
Everything else.
Elope, Aaron!
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 A worthy and accurate analysis of the event, your zoooship.
Aaron
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May 16, 2008, 11:31 AM BST Edited by zooo on May 16 2008, 11:31 AM BST
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Quote: chipolata @ May 16 2008, 11:15 AM BST
On the plus side, it's the one night you can be pretty certain you're going to get sex.
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Alternatively, just go to a prom with a 16 year old.
We shouldn't be arguing in front of the map.
Murray Hewitt
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