Been a bit heavy this evening how about a versus contest.

Who'd win between Gordon Brown armed with a spear, and a Grizzly Bear.

My money's on Gordon, here's face shows no emotion, so the bear wouldn't know it was in trouble. Then he could bore it unconscious by banging on about tax credits.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Gordon, yep.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

2 wasps one large bee?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Wasps.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

They're bastards, in a fancy jackets.

Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:15 PM BST

They're bastards, in a fancy jackets.

Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?

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That would be totally unfair and one-sided.

Lorraine could beat her with a smile and a sense of humour.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

This isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!

Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.

LK has nicer decolletage.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:23 PM BST

This isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!

Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.

LK has nicer decolletage.

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You what?

Is that the same Vanessa Feltz I'm thinking of?

She may have more gravity.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

She's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.

Albeit not as attractive as LK.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:27 PM BST

She's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.

Albeit not as attractive as LK.

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It's not just the physical thing but Feltz seems to have no sense of humour whatsoever.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Feltz has got the girth, but we know she cracks up under strain. Kelly would make mincemeat of her. She may be all smiley on the telly, but don't forget, she's a Scot. They drink metal, for goodness' sake.
 

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It's dark in here.
 

Feltz all the way on that one!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Go Bear!

 

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-Curt
BSG Member & DVD Watcher
(Half manboy, half Interweb, half French.)
(A follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)


 

Blimey!

Grizzly.


David Chapman vs Charley?
 

Well, Charley, duh!
 

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It's dark in here.