Been a bit heavy this evening how about a versus contest.

Who'd win between Gordon Brown armed with a spear, and a Grizzly Bear.

My money's on Gordon, here's face shows no emotion, so the bear wouldn't know it was in trouble. Then he could bore it unconscious by banging on about tax credits.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Gordon, yep.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

2 wasps one large bee?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Wasps.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

They're bastards, in a fancy jackets.

Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:15 PM BST

They're bastards, in a fancy jackets.

Lorraine Kelly vs Vanessa Feltz?

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That would be totally unfair and one-sided.

Lorraine could beat her with a smile and a sense of humour.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

This isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!

Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.

LK has nicer decolletage.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:23 PM BST

This isn't a battle of niceness it is a battle of death!

Besides Feltz is way smarter, and has more gravitas.

LK has nicer decolletage.

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You what?

Is that the same Vanessa Feltz I'm thinking of?

She may have more gravity.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

She's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.

Albeit not as attractive as LK.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 11:27 PM BST

She's a proper journalist, or at least used to be.

Albeit not as attractive as LK.

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It's not just the physical thing but Feltz seems to have no sense of humour whatsoever.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Feltz has got the girth, but we know she cracks up under strain. Kelly would make mincemeat of her. She may be all smiley on the telly, but don't forget, she's a Scot. They drink metal, for goodness' sake.
 

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I like a nice sausage.
 

Feltz all the way on that one!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)
And now single.

 

Go Bear!

 

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-Curt
Is engaged to be married...but not with Ellie.


 

Blimey!

Grizzly.


David Chapman vs Charley?
 

Well, Charley, duh!
 

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I like a nice sausage.