as inevitable as the economy crash
 

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If I'd travelled a couple of hundred miles to watch a giant telly in a park, and it broke. I might be a little miffed.

N.b. the police said they were provoked by people taking their pictures,

Hope the Household cavalry use them at Buck house.

Skewer a bunch of camera flashing tourists.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 10:50 PM BST

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You just criticised us for having a go at the mentally unstable.
 

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http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

What's mentally unstable about that, it's peculiar. I once went to a RPG convention in Filley, in winter.

Nothing wrong with peculiarity.

Now thinking they might win, that's a different question.

I love the irrational hope of Scottish football supporters.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I love their square sausages.
 

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I'm just an ant wading through mud.
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 15 2008, 10:57 PM BST

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I'd hate to think what that might be.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

Even a member of the Labour Party could have predicted it!
 

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

I like this. http://it.youtube.com/watch?v=UJpEEOqUaSU
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Splendid. Even better than Christopher Walken.
 

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Heaven can wait.
 

That was 3 times brilliant. I just laughed out loud and I'm in a library!
 

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Genius.
 

did you get told to shhhhhhhh by a library crone?
 

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Sorry guys - could you please stop posting. I can't keep up!!!


Thanks!
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Ok sorry Ellie.
 

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I could turn the board offline in order to catch up, but that wouldn't help you any, Ellie!
 

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BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't turn it off again!! I'm having too much fun annoying my housemate with my tap tap tapping on my keyboard.
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."