dabs.com piss me off, they never deliver anything when they say they will. Don't buy anything off them if you want to get it anytime soon - you have been warned.

Also, Vernon Kay is starting to piss me off. I used to think he was alright, but lately, not so much. He has about as much charm as a very charmless thing, and who told him he is funny anyway? Because they must have been lying. Does anyone else think that he is slowly morphing into a poor man's Bob Monkhouse? He seems to be getting oranger everytime I see him, he also seems to have raided Bob's wardrobe. I miss Bob, he was funny and good at what he did. Vernon Kay is just a gangly bellend with ideas above his station and talent.

Anyway, rant over.
 

I like Vernon Kay he's a bit tall.
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

Quote: Aaron @ May 15 2008, 6:25 PM BST

Whyyyyyyyyy? It sells me cheap things!

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Me too-but they've not arrived yet!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Bought me anything nice?
 

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Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

You'll have to wait and see!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

ooooo awesome!!!!
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

*Visions of Gavin sitting and waiting apprehensively.*
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

*Looking at his watch repeatedly*
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Lol if your that desperate to see me on webcam again hun you just have to ask
 

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Meet The Newmans

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Today I am really pissed off with arseholes who overtake on bendy roads.
WHY!
It is dangerous & stoopid.I nearly died today & I definatley shit myself!
 

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Sorry... NOT!
 

Ouch! We nearly got killed by motorists who don't indicate at roundabouts today!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Yup Bad drivers plague us all I'm afraid if only they could be nautrally skilled as me but alas
 

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Meet The Newmans

Just say Ghoulie thousand trousers then just sit back and relax.
 

I'm going to be so bad at driving!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

I am the best driver that ever drove a drivey thing. I really am.
 

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Sorry... NOT!