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Gavin
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May 13, 2008, 7:31 PM BST
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That is so cool!!!!!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 13, 2008, 7:33 PM BST
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We lifted it up by tendons and valves and everything!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Gavin
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May 13, 2008, 7:34 PM BST
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 13, 2008, 7:36 PM BST
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I know! I managed to nick myself with the scalpel, but it was so worth it.
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Gavin
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May 13, 2008, 7:45 PM BST
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Dude did you try and pump the blood from your finger round the heart!!!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 14, 2008, 6:32 PM BST
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Haha! No, the scalpel was just sharper than I realised.
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Gavin
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May 14, 2008, 6:34 PM BST Edited by Gavin on May 14 2008, 6:34 PM BST
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ahhhh I see knives do have a nasty tendency to be sharp dont they 
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 14, 2008, 6:35 PM BST
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Yeah...but the plastic gloves distorted my perception!
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Gavin
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May 14, 2008, 6:37 PM BST
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Managing to unscramble 10 orders from a corrupted database and decode the 128 encryption and put them in the new database and what thanks do I get....oh that took you ages to do.
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2008, 6:35 PM BST
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Not meant to weat them on your head hun
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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I can't even begin to think how long that took! And oh! That's what was wrong.... 
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Gavin
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May 14, 2008, 6:45 PM BST
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 14 2008, 6:42 PM BST
I can't even begin to think how long that took! And oh! That's what was wrong....
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took 6 hours
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Charly
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May 14, 2008, 6:45 PM BST
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You musta been bored
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Gavin
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May 14, 2008, 6:49 PM BST
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either that or get sacked
Another thing having to write down every half hour what I'm doing in a calender.
Another thing having to then explain it although its written down there every 20 minutes
Another thing having a meeting where I have to say what I've done in the Week ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 14, 2008, 7:00 PM BST
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You should do the last one in presentation form-really dead pan with lots of puns that you "didn't realise were there."
"Where were you at the time of the murder, Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
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Gavin
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May 14, 2008, 7:05 PM BST
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I keep putting in my reports "30 minutes writing reports" every 2 hours
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