The Mighty Doosh

Like the Mighty Boosh but all about a rather impractical form of contraception.


Scott of the Antarctic Roll

Captain Scott has bought an enormous arctic roll from Iceland. Can he and his fellow adventurers finish it all, Oates has already gone outisde with an icecream headache.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Wrecks In The City
100,000 pissed up Glaswegians go to Manchester for a footy match.
 

Becks in the City,

Like Sex in the CIty, only featuring brand Beckham. This week Posh gets her cunt shaved, but he still looks a bit mongoloid.


Tex in the city.

Like Sex in the City only featuring the Bush clan. This week little George meets Mr Big oil, and gets well screwed.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Sex in the Shitter

Hilarious anal romp.

Sorry, have I gone too far?
 

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Ist Aaron der Herr-Gott der ganzen Situationskomödie?

Nein.
 

We're all allowed our dubious wish fulfillment


Lewis and Clark

Gormless detective solves improbable number of murders, seems to know what 99.9% of Britain's think most of the time.



A touch up Frost

David Jason plays a grumpy detective, who keeps groping Al Jazeera turn coat David Frost.



The Benny Kill show

Kill Bill filmed with Uma Thurman's role played by comedy, learning disabled person Benny from Cross Roads, and loads of rather embarassed women in their underwear.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 14 2008, 12:41 PM BST

Wrecks In The City
100,000 pissed up Glaswegians go to Manchester for a footy match.

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And for my next prediction, a white person will be the next President of the USA.
 

There's nothing wrong with buggering Boysie

Jonathon King helps out unfunny Fools and Horses has been. By turning his green green arse, red.



There's nothing wrong with buggering Moyles.

Well the show couldn't get much worse.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Jonathan King Dong

JK will have you on the edge of your seats in this ass-ripping yarn of a paedo blessed with a love truncheon of freakish proportions.
 

Jonathon King Kong

Giant convicted paedo, climbs to the top of Television Center.
Featuring John Barrowman as Fay Wray.


The Greekest stink.

Stelios, Nina Zavalone, and Prince Phil each try and produce the smelliest guff. Winner is the first one to make Anne Robinson have another stroke.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

The Weakest Chink

Contestants are trapped under rubble for days and then undergo 'Endurance' style
ritual humiliation.

"Marvellous.. but don't watch it for too long, you'll go all slitty-eyed." Prince Phil.
 

I believe that one's a hit in China at the moment.


Question Time

Complex scientific show, on the nature of time.



High way to Devon

2 angels wander around the US doing good, and hoping to be allowed to return to the UK's number one tourist destination.



Little house on the Carey.

Good honest American settlers build a house, on top of George Carey.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Midnight Slough Boy

Richard Ayoade plays Aaron, an IT geek, who moves to the big city and is manipulated into male prostitution by Ratzooo Rizzooo (who watches for her own pervy pleasure).
 

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All calm again.
 

 

Cripes!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

My solicitors have informed me I should make it clear that my last post does not refer to the Aaron and zooo who regularly contribute to this site, but a completely different fictitious Aaron and zooo who completely do not exist anywhere except in my own twisted and diseased imagination.

I am happy to make that clear.
 

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All calm again.