Winterlight
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May 13, 2008, 11:19 AM BST
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Int. Auction Room
Camera shot shows an auctioneer at his table on a stand.
Auctioneer: Going once. Going twice. (KNOCKS HAMMER) Sold!
Camera pulls out to reveal auctioneer 2 who is on a higher stand than the first auctioneer.
Auctioneer 2: So, as you can see, a lovely example of an auctioneer. Who'll start me at fifty pounds?
ENDS
I'm a flaming cheetah, I'm walking down the street and I'm gonna get you!
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Sofa_Matt
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May 13, 2008, 11:21 AM BST
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mmmmmm....at least it was quick.
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sootyj
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May 13, 2008, 11:31 AM BST
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I like it! We should collaborate on the pun-ishment show. Visual gags, and rotten puns in bite sized portions.
Maybe we see an endless line of auctioneers selling each other into infinity?
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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waring
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May 13, 2008, 12:22 PM BST
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that made me laugh out loud.
I'm a much bigger fan of daft visual sketches than the political stuff that's usually on here.
I have been suspended banned for not adhering to site rules, and refusing a direct request from a moderator when asked politely.
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NickTheDon
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May 13, 2008, 2:14 PM BST
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The surreal ones are the best. I liked it.
"Brace yourself Rodney..."
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swerytd
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May 13, 2008, 2:55 PM BST
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I liked it a lot. Good take. Nice and short. Nothing to add.
Dan
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Nigel Kelly
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May 13, 2008, 3:35 PM BST
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Yep, agree with previous posters, nice quickie.
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