BJ And The Bear
Paddington's escort duties take a turn for the worse.

BJ And The Polar Bear
Abandoned Siegfried and Roy pilot.

BJ And The Bi-Polar Bear
Boris Johnson attempts to remake Stephen Fry mental health documentary in the American wilderness with tragic/hilarious consequences. (Delete as applicable).
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Pectoral Ben
Grizzly Bear joins gym in new Leigh Francis vehicle. Fortunately, he gets ripped from limb to limb early in the first episode and Jason Byrne takes over, confusing the giant bear with his comedy stylings. Everything 'works out' in the end.

Spectral Ben
Ghost of Grizzly Bear comes back to chase Yetta Feldman from the So Haunt Me house. Tessa Peake-Jones and that bloke from Rita, Sue and Bob Too reprise their roles as poor actors in shoddy sitcom.

Lectural Ben
Grizzly bear dons professor glasses and teaches public school boys the meaning of life and pain.

Dan
 

The Shit Disturber
Proctologist Dr. Picklefaught starts his day just like any other person except later in that day he's sticking his finger up your rectum and saving lives. This heart warming family comedy about a young doctor and a whole lot of poop jokes will have you in stitches.
 

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All Glory to the Hypno-Toad

 

Bear and the BJ
Rebecca Loos goes even further down the path of bestiality in an event to get back in the pub(l)ic eye. With Gentle Ben as the bear.

Dan
 

Gentile Ben

Woefully ill-informed biopic of Benjamin Netanyahu.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Well on the way to a 1,000, and puntastically mental.

BJ and the ballot.

Dishevelled baboon wins a major election, not as funny as it first seems.


Every day is like Sunday.

Morrisey's ill advised version of Songs of Praise.


National Front Hot Disco

Morrisey's ill advised attempt to mix national socialism, hot disco, and men who appreciate big moustaches.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

The Norse Whisperer
Brian Blessed starts as a man who can speak to Thor, the god of Thunder, in the soft, gentle tones of crazed Viking warrior with a propensity for over-acting. In surround sound.

The Big Bangle Theory
Leonard and Sheldon investigate the widely-accepted theory that there was a fifth, execessively overweight member of the 80's supergroup.

Dan
 

Quote: Curt @ May 12 2008, 3:31 PM BST

The Shit Disturber
Proctologist Dr. Picklefaught starts his day just like any other person except later in that day he's sticking his finger up your rectum and saving lives. This heart warming family comedy about a young doctor and a whole lot of poop jokes will have you in stitches.

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There's a show very much like that on channel 4.


Golden Brown

Musical by The Stranglers about a poor Scot's boy addicted to fiscal instability.


Nice Swertyd, especially the Norse whisperer


Sein-veldt

Ironic, greatest ever written sitcom, about lions. This week Kramer eats Diane's cubs.


PJ and the Bear.

PJ stars with Brian Blessed, who it turns out is gay.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Herb Your Enthusiam
Larry David brings his own brand of arrogance to a sitcom set on a TV kitchen. Gordon Ramsay brings the knives. Uplifting.

Retard & Custard
The animated cat complains to the producers about having to work with the idiot dog. They replace him with Jade Goody, much to his chagrin. Effervescent tosh.

Roobarb & Custer
Documentary about the real reason Custer lost that battle, as he failed to keep his lunatic dog under control at the most vital times.

Roobarb & Krusty
Two giants of animation met in the cartoon version of Turner & Hooch.

Brown's Pearls in the Ring
Sitcom based around the Prime Minister's love beads. With Alastair Darling as the pearls.

Dan
 

An American Blond haired wolf in London.

Jerry Hall tries to chat guys up in London



Vlad's army

Vladimir Putin takes over Warmington on Sea home guard.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Jihad's Army
Update of the popular sitcom in the face of the War on Terror.
 

Crocodile Shoe Bombs

Crowd-pleasing Jimmy Nail self-immolation comedy. Pilot only.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Royle's War
Jim Royle gets off his arse to shout at the noisy chavs who've moved in next door.

Only Poos And Faeces
Del and Rodney's new get-rich quick scheme involves the reprocessing of excrement, repackaging and selling it on as manure and a line of facial beauty creams.

Duly Free
Keith Barron and Gwen Taylor are finally released from their ITV contracts that a clerical error had tied them into for 20 years, instead of the 2 agreed. They come back from holiday in their linen suits dragging that hairy waitor along, as he got his foot stuck in their baggage back at the resort. Futile attempt to live up to the reputation of the original.

Rye Family
The Harpers sit around raising their eye-brows at each other and smugly giggling to themselves. Version of The Royle Family for BBC4. Self-satisfying.
 

Bender

Jimmy Nail as gay Newcastle detective.



Fred-ator Bassett

Fred Bassett hunts down his annoying owners, and rips out their spines.



One man and his Bod.

Bod helps round up sheep, pretty hard on the guy, him having cancer and all.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Fred Bassett: England Manager
The cartoon dog outdoes all the previous 20-odd England managers and brings home the World Cup, despite not being able to speak out loud, by being the only manager brave enough to drop Frank Lampard and Michael Owen.

'Satisfyingly true-to-life.' -- The Observer
'England manager hounded out!' -- The Sun

Bertie Bassett: England Manager
The liquorice allsort man takes over the FA job and ends up playing himself, realising that he is more sturdy up-front than bolsa wood footballer, Peter Crouch.

Dave Bassett: England Manager
Far-fetched and ridiculous fantasy adventure tale of former Wimbledon and Sheffield United long-ball expert taking charge of the national team and leading them to a game.

'Fantastical nonsense.' -- The Telegraph

Brian Blessed: England Manager
Tale of how a deaf national football team became a success.

'Frightening! -- Martin Samuel