Imagine your are Sir Alex Ferguson and Avram Grant. You are picking your team for the Champions League final in Moscow in under two weeks time. What teams would you pick. This would be my selection:

CHELSEA:
Cech
Belletti Terry C Carvalho A. Cole

Ballack Makelele Lampard

Wright-Phillips J.Cole

Drogba

Subs: Cudicini, Bridge, Alex, J. Cole, Mikel, Kalou and Anelka


MANCHESTER UNITED:

Van Der Sar

Brown Ferdinand (c) Vidic Evra

Ronaldo Scholes Hargreaves Park

Rooney Tevez

Subs: Kusczyak, Pique, Silvestre, Nani, Giggs, Anderson and Carrick
 

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22 Days to go
 

Chelsea
A guy with a loaded bazooka.


Manchester United
Pretty inconsequential really.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Here's my Manchester United XI

MANCHESTER UNITED:

GK: Massimo Taibi
LB: Quinton Fortune
CB: David May
CB: William Saunier
RB: Phil Bardsley
LW: Kieran Richardson
CM: Kleberson
CM: Eric Djemba Djemba
RW: Karel Poborsky
ST: Dong Fangzou
ST: Diego Forlan
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

Quote: Tuumble @ May 9 2008, 11:07 PM BST

Here's my Manchester United XI

MANCHESTER UNITED:

GK: Massimo Taibi
LB: Quinton Fortune
CB: David May
CB: William Saunier
RB: Phil Bardsley
LW: Kieran Richardson
CM: Kleberson
CM: Eric Djemba Djemba
RW: Karel Poborsky
ST: Dong Fangzou
ST: Diego Forlan

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5 Premiership winners, 2 FA cup Winners, A Carling Cup Winner and A Champions League Winner all in that line - up which isn't bad considering.

It's William Prunier by the way, a pal of Eric's I think.

Now I wonder if we did a worst ever Chelsea Line - up how many medal winners in that team there would be?
 

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Business Time.
 

Could we get just one Topic titled 'English Football' club or something? Perhaps another for the Euro Cup that will be coming soon ( HUP HOLLAND HUP!!!! ).
 

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All Glory to the Hypno-Toad

 

I would hate to be Alex Ferguson.

The arrogant humourless arrogant arrogant fucking jock twat.
 

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Playwrite extraordinaire.

http://www.eols.org.uk/
 

I agree and it's about bloody time he took off his Comic Relief Red Nose.
 

Two boys were doing this yesterday in History, and we were instructed by our teacher to hit them on the heads with books so they stopped!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."

 

Hmm a collection of good natured pub footballers on both sides, just playing for the sheer fun of it.

Then I'd sack the players make them get real jobs, and use their bloated wage packets for something useful
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Like building my palace.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Can't understand why Chelsea don't play Drogba and Anelka in a 4-4-2. Would've won them the league AND made them watchable...

Dan
 

wright-phillips? joke, surely.

Chelsea will win this, 2-1 - will be putting a tenner on that.

Also, the reason they can't play 4-4-2 is that for the last four years they have been playing a totally different system. To change now (or even in Jan when Anelka came in) would be foolish. Maybe over the summer this might be viable.
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 10 2008, 8:12 PM BST

Hmm a collection of good natured pub footballers on both sides, just playing for the sheer fun of it.

Then I'd sack the players make them get real jobs, and use their bloated wage packets for something useful

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Most of the Football (North American Football) players in the Canadian Football League have day jobs. We don't pay very well.
 

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All Glory to the Hypno-Toad

 

Are you in that league?
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

I played a bit in high school but that was it. I'm much to thin to be a football player. Good for every other sport though!
 

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All Glory to the Hypno-Toad