What exactly are his super powers?


Northern Exposure by 'eck


A Neurotic New York Jewish Dr, accidentally finds him self placed in a remote uncivilised place. Leeds, this week he gets stabbed for looking at some one's pint.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I have no idea what is going on so I think I'll implode........ooh, it's quite nice.
 

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Genius.
 

He's like Captain America but....Canadian...and he lives in the future where Canada is the sole superpower as a special agent for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. I'm not joking you can look it up.
 

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-This Female Lesbian's website


 

The League of Gentle Ben
Grizzly bear mates with deranged characters of Roysten Vasey to improve the genetic future of the area.

The League of Mental Jen
Spin-off from The IT Crowd after Roy and Mos send the department supervisor on the rampage.

The League of Experimental Jen
Spin-off from the spin-off of The IT Crowd as Jen, hiding from the authorities, clones herself many times to hide her tracks. Her cloning techniques improve the scientific community so much, they form football teams and start playing against each other.

Dan
 

Quote: swerytd @ May 12 2008, 2:48 PM BST

The League of Mental Jen
Spin-off from The IT Crowd after Roy and Mos send the department supervisor on the rampage.

Dan

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I'd watch it!
 

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-This Female Lesbian's website


 

Guaranteed one viewer! I'll tell the prodco...

Dan
 

Pride and Everest

Knockabout stuff as a family of lions attempt to be the first four legged creatures to get to the top of the worlds highest mountain.

'Like 'The Lion King' but even sh*ttier.' The Guardian
 

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Genius.
 

Bloody hell you guys are on your meds today!

Gentle Den

Grizzly Adams was all alone in the Alapachians, except for his only friend. A wild ex Eastenders character. This week Dirty Den looks for berries, then has a tommy on line.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Dental Ben

Unbelievably boring spin-off from My Family.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Mental Ben

Nuff said?



Rental Ben

Grizzly Adams's video shop was quite unusual, as it only rented bears.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Grizzly Adams's video shop was quite unusual, as it only rented bears.

Ep.1 Paddington starts his new career as a rent bear.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Anal Log Recording

Fly-on-the-poo documentary of people taking a crap.
 

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WTF?

 

Rental Ben
"Borrow yourself a grizzly bear for parties, barmitzvahs, etc." Enterprising sitcom which ends in court after numerous copycat businesses try to cash-in on what was original a blockbuster idea. Terrifying, with hilarious consequences.

EDIT: Ah, bum, sooty beat me to it.

Dan
 

Rectal Ben
Fly-on-the-poo documentary of a dentist taking a crap.
 

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WTF?

 

Labia Rats
Horrific and ill-advised sitcom about a new type of venereal disease. Starring Jady Goody.

Dan