Aliens tcch, they come here in their big fancy starships, and basically fuck with us. Who do they bloody think they are?

Probing Rednecks up the bum, making us build pyrmaids, and impregnating the royal family.

But which are the biggest arseholes?

ET, an old guy with no pants. He hides in kids closets, and then touches them with his magic finger.

Alf, you're jsut not funny.

or The Alien, an interspecies rapist with a dribble problem.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I vote



Is this meant to be Critique or General Discussion ?
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Moving to general.

Sorry Sooty see nothing to "Critique" here really.
 

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"My body is a temple, it's just my temple happens to have a fully stocked bar and a KFC" - Paul Watson

Resident Cool Geek.
 

Who remembers this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc6v2bnVXmE

Listen out for Andi Peters saying "What is Snowboarding?"
 

The broooomcupboard!

All was right with the world back then!
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Yep! Old school, back in the day... *reminisces*
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Xtro. Because it gave me nightmares for two months after seeing it when I was a kid.
 

Mr Spock, for being so badly in denial.

You know love Jim, you bloody do, so just say so already.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Predator.

But I see through him.


"Mum can we go big game hunting on the Predator's planet? I bet they don't wear full hunting gear there & we should be able to bag a few, easily."
 

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Bill Williams
http://www.datahighways.co.uk
 

I thought the most Ineffectual Aliens Prize would have to go to the combined G'Guggvunt/Vl'hurg invasion fleet which, through a 'terrible miscalculation of scale was swallowed by a small dog'...
 

Eyyyy!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Yeh but bless 'em they were tryers.

What about the Dr, have you noticed no ones invading the earth, when he's not around.

Well except for when they pick on TOrchwood, but it's the same principle inn it?

I reckon he's the interstellar equivalent of window sales men who pay kids to break your windows.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Has to be the aliens in Sim City...spending hours building a utopia and then watching your handiwork get pulverized sucks arse through a straw...
 

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Define n00b...
Sorry all! know its big...resizing in progress

 

I used to do that on purpose...but isn't the Alien under "natural disasters" in the game? haha
 

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Conspiracy theorist.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."