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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 9, 2008, 7:11 PM BST
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At once!?  Without your mouth going all sour?
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
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Aaron
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May 9, 2008, 7:13 PM BST
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Yep, I reckon it could be done! 
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 9, 2008, 7:18 PM BST
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They have to be normal sized Sherbet Lemons!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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Aaron
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May 9, 2008, 7:22 PM BST
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I also like Sherbet Strawberries!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 9, 2008, 7:23 PM BST
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Not had those...My friend fit 30 M&S Fizzy Fish in her mouth before I made her laugh by my commentary of it and she had to go dispose of them.
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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Aaron
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May 9, 2008, 9:14 PM BST
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She wasted them?!
P.S. 3300 posts!
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 9, 2008, 9:16 PM BST
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She didn't waste them...but how she ate them was really disgusting so I didn't go into detail.
P.S. Oh dear-My 4 As slipping lol!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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David Chapman
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May 9, 2008, 10:17 PM BST Edited by David Chapman on May 9 2008, 10:17 PM BST
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Did you see the Civil Liberties idiots complained that they used too many bullets on that twat in Chelsea.
Look - if you wave a gun about you can't complain if you get shot.
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Nigel Kelly
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May 9, 2008, 10:40 PM BST Edited by Nigel Kelly on May 9 2008, 10:41 PM BST
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Quote: David Chapman @ May 9 2008, 10:17 PM BST
Did you see the Civil Liberties idiots complained that they used too many bullets on that twat in Chelsea.
Look - if you wave a gun about you can't complain if you get shot.
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Didn't use enough, should have wiped out the whole team. Drogba would be ok though, he'd have hit the dirt first.
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David Chapman
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May 10, 2008, 8:07 PM BST
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Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 9 2008, 10:40 PM BST
Didn't use enough, should have wiped out the whole team. Drogba would be ok though, he'd have hit the dirt first.
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EllieJP
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May 13, 2008, 5:37 PM BST
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I hate covering reception so much that I actually can't smile when I'm here...and I ALWAYS smile! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Fuck it, it's Christmas.
"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
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Gavin
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May 13, 2008, 5:40 PM BST Edited by Gavin on May 13 2008, 5:46 PM BST
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Scatterbrained Floozy
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May 13, 2008, 5:47 PM BST
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I know the feeling!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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NickTheDon
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May 13, 2008, 5:51 PM BST
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When you finish a DVD boxset. It's almost like breaking up with a girlfriend.
"Brace yourself Rodney..."
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Aaron
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May 13, 2008, 6:04 PM BST
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What, the possibility that you'll never ever have sex again?
Or are you a looker?
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