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Aaron

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May 9, 2008, 6:45 PM BST
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Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 6:43 PM BST
I had to jump up to knock it off the top of the pile of crap it was balanced on.
Not the best method in retrospect.
Perhaps a ladder.
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That's inexplicably adorable. And a rather amusing mental image.
Until the whole hurting-you bit, that is.
Dip Dab?
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Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 6:34 PM BST
I have an actual bump!
I thought that was just in cartoons.
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Were there little tits flying round your head tweating?
I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG
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May 9, 2008, 6:46 PM BST
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Or an upturned bucket?
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
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ian_w

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May 9, 2008, 6:47 PM BST
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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 9 2008, 6:46 PM BST
Or an upturned bucket?
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I wonder if anyone's ever actually got their foot stuck in a bucket? Or slipped on a banana skin?
I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG
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May 9, 2008, 6:48 PM BST
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I've got my foot stuck in a bucket...but strange, stupid things are more likely to happen when they involve me...
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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May 9, 2008, 6:49 PM BST
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I shouldn't have asked!
I went to the loo, and Katie came too (it was a public loo!)...I...shouted "Argh! It's too big for the hole!" - Robyn, BSG
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May 9, 2008, 6:51 PM BST
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Oh don't get me started on the stupid things I've done!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
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May 9, 2008, 6:56 PM BST Edited by zooo on May 9 2008, 6:57 PM BST
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My mum slipped on a banana skin once.
That I put on the floor after watching Tom & Jerry.
I could not BELIEVE that it actually worked.
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YES PLEASE!
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May 9, 2008, 7:00 PM BST
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Quote: zooo @ May 9 2008, 6:56 PM BST
My mum slipped on a banana skin once.
That I put on the floor after watching Tom & Jerry.
I could not BELIEVE that it actually worked.
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LOOOOL.
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YES PLEASE!

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May 9, 2008, 7:02 PM BST
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Do you have an endless supply?
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
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May 9, 2008, 7:03 PM BST
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I bought a box of 50 online a few weeks ago!
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May 9, 2008, 7:05 PM BST
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 I spy a cavity!
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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May 9, 2008, 7:06 PM BST
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I don't! Not eating them all at once!
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May 9, 2008, 7:08 PM BST
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That would be quite a good experiment...How many Dip Dabs can you eat at once? Sherbet Lemons would also be a good one...
"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"
~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
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May 9, 2008, 7:09 PM BST
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Erm, I reckon about a MILLION.
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