Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ May 9 2008, 5:32 PM BST
Why?
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You're not going to win this one, Scats. Feasts are great and all that.
But Fabs tap into something primal, something essentially British, like Bovril at the match, like being rubbish at Wimbledon and still putting it on every year, like Eccles cakes, like Pimms on a hot summer's day, like Coronation Street, like Doctor Who, like the Queen Mother (God rest her soul).
Do you see? Preferring Feasts to Fabs is like saying "To hell with you, Britain. I'm not one of you." It's tantamount to being French.
I think Aaron would agree with me, if he weren't so hurt.
You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.
Ooh, that's a surprise, he's not a fat pensioner.