Quote: Griff @ May 9 2008, 3:19 PM BST

Depressing theme tune by Nick Cave and the Bad Sketches.

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Hahaha
 

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Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 3:00 PM BST

What makes you think we use a portcullis? (Well, a portcullis alone.)

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Dunno, got carried away a bit there

 

Yeah, there's laser death beams, moats, barbed wire, boiling tar, electrified fences...
 

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We are wandering dangerously far into the land of the self referential, catapualts will be readied?

The Gimp sons

Long lasting, highly popular US cartoon about an S&M submissive, and his sons. This week dad's hiding the TV remote up his chuff, and won't return it till he's been savagely beaten.


Go with Noakes,

Beloved Blue Peter cross dresser, and mad uncle type tours the UK. then invites members of the public to get off with him in his caravan.

Get down Shep, right down, you dirty dog.
 

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LOL
 

Quote: sootyj @ May 9 2008, 3:35 PM BST

This week dad's hiding the TV remote up his chuff, and won't return it till he's been savagely beaten.

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Back, Sack and Crack-anory
Bernard Cribbins reads stories for young people while undergoing savage and pointless beauty treatment. On his bollocks.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Some men and their dogging.

Gentle pastoral BBC show, where unemployed welsh shepherds ignore their flocks, to watch tattoed, couples romp in a Nissan Micra.


One man in his dog.

Inconsiderate dog owners fed to their dogs, probably an even more disturbing adult version.....
 

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Gay Chess
80's kid show revived but with 'mate' taking on a (w)hole new meaning.

Kick Fart
Motocross meets flatulence as competitors do stunts on imaginary motorcycles whilst making realistic fart sounds.
 

Why don't you fuck off and die

Ant and Dec's latest show.




Why don't you want my sweeties?

Very short lived kids show with Chris Langham


Vision on Mescaline

Tony Heart's strnagley popular kids show.
Hello kids today Morph has told me to paint with my of faeces.
 

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There's Somebody At The Whore.

Starring Prod Skull and E Screw as sadistic, deviant, drug fuelled sex maniacs.
 

Quote: Perry Nium @ February 21 2008, 7:01 PM GMT

"Apocolypse Now Then Now Then"

Jimmy Saville returns to our screens in a brand new "Viet-Com". US Special Forces have been sent in to find and assassinate General Saville because they believe he's gone insane.
You'll be "Vietting" your pants with laughter as Sir Jimmy attempts to hide from his pursuers without his gold jewellery jingle-jangling. Eurgh-eurgh-eurgh!

"Apocolypse Now Then Now Then"...

... because you love the smell of cigars in the morning.

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I have begun working my way through all 50 pages of this thread, since I never post without reading the whole fucking thing.

Had to highlight this genius post.
 

<remembers back to something vaguely about 'Taxis' that he hopes wasn't libelous>

Dan
 

The Slag Trade

Maureen Lipman as a jovial 70s human trafficker.
 

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Early Whores

Controversial comedy about children being forced into the sex industry.
Sponsored by Woolworths "Lolita" bedspreads for kids.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: Griff @ May 9 2008, 11:19 PM BST

Early Whores

Controversial comedy about children being forced into the sex industry.
Sponsored by Woolworths "Lolita" bedspreads for kids.

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That is horrible indeed. I think this might be a contender for the worst ever.
 

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