May 9, 2008, 1:51 PM BSTEdited by zooo on May 11 2008, 4:29 PM BST
Aliens tcch, they come here in their big fancy starships, and basically fuck with us. Who do they bloody think they are?
Probing Rednecks up the bum, making us build pyrmaids, and impregnating the royal family.
But which are the biggest arseholes?
ET, an old guy with no pants. He hides in kids closets, and then touches them with his magic finger.
Alf, you're jsut not funny.
or The Alien, an interspecies rapist with a dribble problem.
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May 9, 2008, 1:55 PM BSTEdited by Griff on May 9 2008, 2:09 PM BST
I vote
Is this meant to be Critique or General Discussion ?
Har fleag har fleag har fleag onward
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May 10, 2008, 10:22 AM BST
Moving to general.
Sorry Sooty see nothing to "Critique" here really.
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May 10, 2008, 4:35 PM BST
The broooomcupboard!
All was right with the world back then!
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May 10, 2008, 4:37 PM BST
Yep! Old school, back in the day... *reminisces*
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May 10, 2008, 9:25 PM BST
Xtro. Because it gave me nightmares for two months after seeing it when I was a kid.
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May 11, 2008, 8:17 AM BST
Mr Spock, for being so badly in denial.
You know love Jim, you bloody do, so just say so already.
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May 11, 2008, 1:03 PM BST
The Predator.
But I see through him.
"Mum can we go big game hunting on the Predator's planet? I bet they don't wear full hunting gear there & we should be able to bag a few, easily."
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May 11, 2008, 2:10 PM BST
I thought the most Ineffectual Aliens Prize would have to go to the combined G'Guggvunt/Vl'hurg invasion fleet which, through a 'terrible miscalculation of scale was swallowed by a small dog'...
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May 11, 2008, 2:53 PM BST
Eyyyy!
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May 11, 2008, 4:23 PM BST
Yeh but bless 'em they were tryers.
What about the Dr, have you noticed no ones invading the earth, when he's not around.
Well except for when they pick on TOrchwood, but it's the same principle inn it?
I reckon he's the interstellar equivalent of window sales men who pay kids to break your windows.
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