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Comedy writers, or should that be comedy shiters, try to outpoo each other by making jokes about turds.

Excrement entertainment.. Poos Of The World.
 

TURDIS

Scatalogical sci-fi. What will the Doctor find this week?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 12:47 PM BST

TURDIS

Scatalogical sci-fi. What will the Doctor find this week?

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like it!
 

Quote: Aaron @ May 9 2008, 12:47 PM BST

TURDIS

Scatalogical sci-fi. What will the Doctor find this week?

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Disqualified. Not a programme You do still love me though Aaron? Right?
 

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Genius.
 

We all know what the scat title for "Doctor Who" is.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: roscoff @ May 9 2008, 1:13 PM BST

Disqualified. Not a programme

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What?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

We've all based our sitcom's on titles of programmes. You did not. It's very strict you know. It's an unwritten rule. Now you have to go and mount a lion naked. I think you'll find one in Trafalgar Square or Piccadilly Circus. I can never remember.
 

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Genius.
 

Whose Lion Is It Anyway?
A self-appointed ruler of the world makes up rules that come from nowhere. Aaron Brown is the first victim of this 'didn't-know-there-was-a-rule' regime and ends up naked on a lion in Trafalgar Square. Optimistic euphemism of the troubles in Zimbabwe.

Dan
 

Have I Got Noose For You

BSG site moderators face rough justice at the hands of vigilante board members.
This week's guest host is Albert Pierrepoint.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: roscoff @ May 9 2008, 2:21 PM BST

We've all based our sitcom's on titles of programmes.

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Not all of them. And there's no apostrophe in "sitcoms". Christ. You think you're a teacher? No wonder this country's fucked.

Quote: Griff @ May 9 2008, 2:39 PM BST

Have I Got Noose For You

BSG site moderators face rough justice at the hands of vigilante board members.
This week's guest host is Albert Pierrepoint.

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They'd never get through the doors of BSG Towers!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Coupring

The rebellion gathers momentum as the plotters raise the portcullis of BSG Towers. Aaron fires off a salvo of emoticons but to no avail. Now, blockaded into a small but perfectly formed room, he awaits judgement.....
 

What makes you think we use a portcullis? (Well, a portcullis alone.)
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Are You Being Sentenced ?

As judge, jury and executioner, Sootyj dons the black cap and orders Aaron to be taken from here to a place of execution where he is to be hanged by the neck until dead.

"Wonderful family entertainment" - The Daily Mail
"Not that funny, actually" - Aaron
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

You'll have to catch me first! Mwhahahahaha!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

One Shot In The Back

Grumpy old BSG firing squad shoots prisoner attempting to escape comedy lynch mob justice.

Depressing theme tune by Nick Cave and the Bad Sketches.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"