Lovely and complex


Bridge Ends

6 Trendy Welsh singles, hang out with each other, and only each other in a slightly creepy way. Then they all hang themselves, after eating that bloody monkey first.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Murder She Wrought

Lively comedy drama about a female ironsmith and her penchant for bashing her customers heads in with a metal bar.

'Metalrrific' Blacksmith's Weekly
 

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Genius.
 

Police, Camera, Acton!

Fly-on-the-wall documentary about a Police concert in west London.
 

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I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String

 

 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Murder she goat.

A drama about a ewe that get's murdered. Writen by an author to lazy to look up the word for a female goat in the dictionary.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: roscoff @ April 30 2008, 3:08 PM BST

Murder She Wrought

Lively comedy drama about a female ironsmith and her penchant for bashing her customers heads in with a metal bar.

'Metalrrific' Blacksmith's Weekly

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Good one. Nice word 'wrought'.
 

Waiting for Gordo

Ken Livingston and Lee Jasper star as two men with nothing to do, as they wait eternally for their friend Gordon to join them at the unemployment exchange.

Music by "Yodelling" Frank Field.

"More Margaret Beckett than Samuel Beckett" - The Stage.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Ken's Living-tones.

Ex mayor runs a clinic to colour people's hair.



Gordon's Brown Sauce.

Gordon Brown tasty condiment, wasn't quite like any one else's. It was made up of ground up old Thatcherite policies.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: Griff @ May 4 2008, 6:34 PM BST

Waiting for Gordo

Ken Livingston and Lee Jasper star as two men with nothing to do, as they wait eternally for their friend Gordon to join them at the unemployment exchange.

Music by "Yodelling" Frank Field.

"More Margaret Beckett than Samuel Beckett" - The Stage.

View original

 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Mash of the Day

Highlights from today's potato dish action.
 

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I'm Aaron and I wear a G-String

 

Christ on a bike.

Religious chase comedy, can Jesus spread peace love and understnading from his BMX? Before Judas, a Pharisee, and a couple of Roman Centurions on tandems, catch up and crucify him again?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

May have been done????

Some Motherfuckers Do 'Av 'Em.

Set in picturesque Austria. Side splitting hilarity ensues in an incest ridden family and 'Mum's' definitly the word as her off spring fight to be the first to get mum up the duff.

'Not really unusual' Austria Today

'Everyday story of everyday people' Vienna Times
 

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Genius.
 

Nick & Margaret'd Do Anything
Nick and Margaret get their own Apprentice spin-off show, following arrogant people around with a film crew and passing smug judgement as said people get up to mischief. Margaret gets all the best one-liners whilst Nick corners the market in facial expressions. Subtly entertaining.
 

Who Do You Think You'd Do
Family history going forwards programme, where famous celebrities decide upon another celebrity to mate with and research into their future lines to see what happens until the end of time. Fear, laughter and tears every after as Jade Goody and Robbie Williams' chav lines returns the human race to the single-celled organisms we came from in the first place.

'Gripping like a margarine-covered ice mirror' -- Kathryn Flett

Dan
 

Everybody Hates Syph.

A side splitting comedy set in an STD clinic where we follow the hilarious antics of our in-patients as their bits slowly drop off.

'Not as funny as it seems' Lothario Monthly

'Wouldn't know anything about it' Journalists weekly

'Inciteful and true to life' Prostitutes Annual Check-up Magazine
 

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Genius.