Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 8:39 PM BST

Tales of the expected.

Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it. The cheque bounces and he recieves a letter from the bank charging him for the bounced cheque and the fact he went overdrawn.

This week man gets bill for bank charges and gas bill reminder. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it.

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Ben Hair

The Hilarious story of a gun toting actor hiding under a large wig.
 

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Genius.
 

Fleas, Sir!

John Alderton teaches English at a hostel for tramps.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Very nice Griff.

And leave my poor simple gas bill idea, it's only a simple little joke.



And that's Tragic

Debbie Magee leaves Paul Daniel's he hangs himself, actually not that tragic.



Blake Fielding Civil's 7

Amee Winehouse's hubby escapes from prison with 6 chums. To bring justice to the universe by hitting bar men with an iron bar, then lying about it, and finally crying like a big girl.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2008, 10:27 PM BST

And leave my poor simple gas bill idea, it's only a simple little joke.

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I am sorry, but I am still reeling from £100 worth of bank charges - (and thats after I complained and they knocked some off) Extending your simple joke has helped me psychologically.
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2008, 10:27 PM BST

Blake Fielding Civil's 7

Amee Winehouse's hubby escapes from prison with 6 chums. To bring justice to the universe by hitting bar men with an iron bar, then lying about it, and finally crying like a big girl.

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As an aside I would like to announce that Amy Winehouse’s step-father-in-law WAS my daughter’s headmaster. I even wrote a blog entry about it.

http://crustynomad.wordpress.com/2007/09/03/amy-winehouses-step-father-in-law-was-my-daughters-headmaster/
 

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WTF?

 

That's my kind of murder.

Michael Barrymoore sniffs a shit load of cocaine and then murders contestants. Probably by shoving bottles up their bums and drowning them.



Austrian Big Brother

A lot like Big Brother only it lasts 24 years, and features incest.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Austrian Family Fortunes

Our survey asked 100 Austrians if anything unusual was going on up at the big house, 100 per cent said "Nein, das ist perfectly normal".
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Austrian Hider in the House

A lot more serious than the CBEEBies version



Austrian I'm a celebrity get me out of here

Better known, as
"I'm the child of my paedophile rapist grand dad get me out of here."



Hmm what relationship is the mum to her children/siblings?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I think [link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I'm_My_Own_Grandpa]this song[/link] might be instructive here.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: sootyj @ April 30 2008, 10:59 AM BST

Hmm what relationship is the mum to her children/siblings?

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I'd not actually thought of it from that angle before! Disturbing!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

The somewhat-zany adventures of a extended family of stereotypes. They’re jokes revolve around drugs, sexual gratification and cruel violence, with a hilarious splattering of smack-talk and spontaneous ‘shaken that ass!’. Written by us, made for morons!
 

Strauss This House
Austrian version of the British classic.
 

Absolutely stabulous.

Adina and Eddie try out London's latest fashion. Stabbing total strangers!


Cock a Dodd'l do.

Ken Dodd, helps out people in need like Anika Rice used to. Except instead of a truck, full of helpers, and beach buggies. He has only one helper his cock. This week Dodd's Cock helps paint a school, and parents kill hi,.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Till Death Us Do Partings

Light hearted tale of a bigoted, sexist and racist hairdresser forced to take over as Grim Reaper whilst the latter is on holiday.
 

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"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."