Bunk Bed Boys 2.
 

Thomas the Frank Engine

Thomas was a special engine, not only could he talk, but he had the voice of unfunny racist comedian Jim Nick Nick Davidson.

Oi get on the track Chalkie I want to run you over.



Holby Pink

Uninteresting goings on in Holby's gay health advice centre
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Holby Stew
Gordon Ramsay is called in to overhaul all the canteens in the Holby franchise. Most of the staff end up in Casualty with hearing problems and a camera operator is in intensive care after our Gord objects to him precariously leaving a rogue roller skate behind some swinging doors and cutting to it every second scene. Epic.

Dan
 

Oh very nice I doff my cap.


That's all Volks

Hitler's little known early performance as Adolf the Ant Eater. A cartoon unlikely to be seen on CBBC.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 10:55 AM BST

Thomas the Frank Engine

Thomas was a special engine, not only could he talk, but he had the voice of unfunny racist comedian Jim Nick Nick Davidson.

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Never got the 'Nick Nick' thing. Wassitallabou'?

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The Beeny

Property program from the 70s, where Sarah Beeny roughs up, and fits up unenthusiastic property buyer. It's got a big garden you slag!

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Like it!
 

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(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Thomas the Crank Engine

Thomas fails to score some meth, and goes off the rails.



CSI Midsommer

Forensics show in village with world's highest murder rate.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Hehe -- quality! Observational stuff now, Sooty!

Seriously, you should do that as a sketch for Tilt -- pretty much guaranteed to get on, either as a link or a more in-depth sketch.

(Tell me if you're not going to, cos I will quite happily pilfer that idea for a credit )

Dan
 

Why thank you sir, which ones did you like, will probably enter them.

Though as writing I'm a bit of a Karen Mathews

I drop the little buggers off willy nilly



Miami Nice

Crocket and Tubbs as community police officers. This week Crockett catches Pablo Escobar scrumping apples.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Wallace and Vomit

Madcap inventor and John Prescott gorge themselves on Wensleydale before purging in toilets.
 

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Heaven can wait.
 

Tales of the expected.

Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He pays it.


Kenko

Plucky middle class women forced to drink lots of nasty instant coffee by perfidious Orientals.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 8:39 PM BST

Tales of the expected.

Extremely predictable drama. This week a man gets his gas bill. He is shocked at the exorbitant sum, but eventually pays it.

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: sootyj @ April 25 2008, 7:11 PM BST

Why thank you sir, which ones did you like

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CSI: Midsommer as a 'Next on five...' link would work *very* well.

Sorry, should have been clearer.

Dan
 

Armchair Thriller

Murder, mayhem and soft furnishings. Stars Michael Jackson as a white leather chaise lounge.
 

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WTF?

 

The Sound of Muzak

Three nuns stuck in a lift for three hours. Well they have to pass the time somehow?

'Lip licking good' The Sun.
 

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Genius.
 

The sound of Jew sick

The Vonn Trapp children's nanny, was quite a surprise. She was a Jewish girl with musical bulimia, "Doh a Bleeurrggghh!"



Sex in the nitty

Sex and style tips from NYs most glamorous nit nurses.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984