Edited By Aaron

A grammar nazi with an encyclopaedic knowledge of comedy is bitten by a rogue ITV2 sitcom and is able to travel through space and time making past unfunny sitcoms funny, propelling the British Comedy Industry into the universe's greatest and most renowned. Laugh as the introduction of Brit-with-funny-accent Gerald Seinfeld transforms Bo' Selecta into the most highly-regarded comedy of all time. Wince as Only Fools And Horses fails at the first hurdle after an ill-judged attempt to teach John Sullivan not to drop apostrophes. Guffaw as Adam Sandler has his head accidentally squashed in a lathe as Aaron attempts to snap his hockey-sized golf club. With Hilarious Consequences!

Dan
 

Brilliant. I'd watch it.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Gram Theft Auto

A highly dangerous, grammar fixated web editor, drives around the city Of Los Consonante' running down, and shooting those who break the laws of Grammar.


Not Smart

Cocaine, art, and suicide on yet another not so squeaky clean Cbeebies program
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Comma

Aaron awakes from a deep sleep to find that Sun mentality has taken over and the comma no longer exists. He sets out for retribution and a showdown with the ubiquitous 'Full Stop'.
 

Commission Impossible

The sad tale of the lives of struggling comedy writers.
 

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WTF?

 

I Believe I Can Fry

R Kelly has to run a fish and chip shop, or face death by Electric Chair. Either way he's gonna fry.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: swerytd @ April 21 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Comma

Aaron awakes from a deep sleep to find that Sun mentality has taken over and the comma no longer exists. He sets out for retribution and a showdown with the ubiquitous 'Full Stop'.

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ROFL.

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2008, 1:45 PM BST

I Believe I Can Fry

R Kelly has to run a fish and chip shop, or face death by Electric Chair. Either way he's gonna fry.

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Fry. Like it. Made me want chips now though, damn you.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: swerytd @ April 21 2008, 1:29 PM BST

Comma

Aaron awakes from a deep sleep to find that Sun mentality has taken over and the comma no longer exists. He sets out for retribution and a showdown with the ubiquitous 'Full Stop'.

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Hahaha!
 

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Fuck it, it's Christmas.

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Bullet Point Break
An Aaron Spelling Production.
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 21 2008, 1:45 PM BST

I Believe I Can Fry

R Kelly has to run a fish and chip shop, or face death by Electric Chair. Either way he's gonna fry.

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You could make it red button interactive - the viewer gets to decide his fate. Bit of a no brainer really.
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: Griff @ April 21 2008, 3:23 PM BST

Have I missed previous occasions, or is this the first time someone has coined that "Aaron Spelling" gag ? It's a corker.

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I just thought about it but if its been done before then too bad for me.

 

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 21 2008, 3:20 PM BST

Bullet Point Break
An Aaron Spelling Production.

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Oh dear God, .

Quote: Griff @ April 21 2008, 3:23 PM BST

Have I missed previous occasions, or is this the first time someone has coined that "Aaron Spelling" gag? It's a corker.

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If it has, I haven't seen it!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ April 21 2008, 3:20 PM BST

Bullet Point Break
An Aaron Spelling Production.

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Brilliant.
 

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Heaven can wait.
 

Bully For Me A!

A woman falls in love with a man with bulimia. Except it's the thuggish deputy prime minister.


George Up the Bungle

What happened to two of Rainbow's stars after the show finished.


Bully for Mariah!

Can Prescott despite his debilitating eating disorder, get to play Maria in the sound of Music?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Nelson's Colon
After the critical success of Comma, this second-rate follow-up tells of Aaron's fight to restore Nelson Mandela's missing punctuation, that turned Nelson Mandela: The Man and the Movement into an entirely different book.

Semi-Colonic Irrigation
Bereft of proper punctuation and disgusted with civilisation's blatant disregard for his most favourite of punctuation marks, the trilogy concludes with Aaron retiring to the countryside to follow his dream of bringing the semi-colon back from the brink of extinction, by virtue of specialised semi-colon farming methods. It's not long before they become rife once more. Heartfelt drama with EllieJP.

Dan