Hello.

I have been browsing these here forums for a few weeks after stumbling across you from a random Google search. I liked what I read, so I thought I would register and introduce myself properly.

I have been writing a 'humourous' blog (anonymously) for the last couple of years, and in that time it has become quite popular (for a blog). As a result, I have decided to try my hand scripted comedy.

Other things about me you should be aware of, I am not a mentalist and everything on my criminal record can be explained away by youthful exuberance. Or being dared. I am a sucker for a good dare.

Until recently I had a high powered job dealing with banks in The City and stuff. Honestly, it was dead important. But I decided on a change of pace, giving me more time to do things I enjoy. Like introducing myself to perfect strangers on the Internet.

I am reasonably smart and have absolutely no intention of being 'groomed', so don't even try. That last time was a one-off and I was very drunk.

I guess next up is for me to post some of my stuff to Critique, right?


 

Welcome Smithy! With that name you could be potentially a guy I knew, or my History teacher...but due to its popularity I'm guessing neither.
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Hellooooo and welcome to the forums!

Make yourself at home!


I dare you....
 

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Pull my finger...

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

There was a Scatterbrained Floozy in my Geography class back in the day. It's not you is it?
 

Ah could be! hehe
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Hi.

I don't think you have to post anything for a critique unless you want to.

I have learned lately that some people have strong opinions on the matter. Not necessarily well informed or good opinions. But strong ones.

And I have no idea what the girlie pirates are.. but I like Ellie's hat.

All good fun innit and the sun is shining again. Hoorah.
 

Quote: Marc P @ April 20 2008, 5:33 PM BST

And I have no idea what the girlie pirates are.. but I like Ellie's hat.

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Ah it's an invention of Jude's!Girlie pirates-not Ellie's hat!
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Ahah. She did tell me she was a girlie pirate once but I confess I didn't have the nerve to ask her what on earth she meant.




 

A few of us on the BSG are girlie Pirates... I just so happened to have a pirate pic... from when I was a pirate.
 

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Pull my finger...

"Every joke is a tiny revolution," thought George Orwell. "Whatever destroys dignity, and brings down the mighty from their seats, preferably with a bump, is funny."
 

Yo Dude Innit Yea Peace.

 

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Forgive me!
Warm Regards
Charley Rance.
 

Velcum to the crypt.
 

a) Hello.
b) The City, you say?
c) Did you get paid a lot?
d) Can I have some of your money?
e) Hello.
f) The 'girlie pirates' are a defunct, lost race. Like the Aztecs or something.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

We're more like the Incas.
 

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"Where were you at the time of the murder Reverend Green?" "I was in the library with Miss Scarlett...and a rope..."
"But he doesn't understand, Irwin *does* like him. He seldom looks at anyone else...Because nor do I. Our eyes meet looking at Dakin!"

~Girlie Pirate~ Proudly number 2 in "Guys and Girlie Pirates"
 

Or a blunt pencil; pointless?
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Hello and welcome and all that, Smithy
 

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