You love that Ben Fogle you do, you want to give him a big girly kiss right on his bottom.

Pie Lander the Craving

A group old fat dope smokers, on a quest to buy the last Ginsters pasty at the all night Esso.


Shite Rider.

(Not a) Dr Jillian McKeith on a lonely quest to bring justice, and healthy bowels. Has a talking mobile toilet called SHITT.

Edited by Aaron.
 

You love that McKeith woman. You just want to give her a big fat kiss on her bottom. And I bet it wouldn't even smell! So no point then really.
 

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Roscoff-does anybody elses dreams keep them awake?
 

 

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Roscoff-does anybody elses dreams keep them awake?
 

Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 11:44 PM BST

Gavin and Spacey

Earnest American theatre impresario tries to inject kitchen-sink realism into moribund Welsh sitcom.

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And also takes an unhealthy interest in young boys.

Or so I hear.
 

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Roscoff don't be a silly billy, every one knows (Not a)Dr Jillian McKeith hasn't got a bottom. The reason she likes to smell others poos is she has none of her own.


The McVicar of Dibley

Violent armed robber becomes a parish Priest, kills everyone to a Who soundtrack.


Terry and Loon

Hilarious 70s style sitcom comedy, about Terry a hen pecked office worker. Except the hen really is a bird, as he's married to a rare Canadian bird.






 

S.H.I.T Crowd.
An hilarious romp about a group of friends who enjoy defecating in each others mouths.
 

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Roscoff-does anybody elses dreams keep them awake?
 

Yeah, that's a bit too far there roscoff.
 

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Quote: Aaron @ April 19 2008, 9:57 AM BST

And also takews an unhealthy interest in young boys.

Or so I hear.

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I've only heard that he's gay.

How do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?
Is it the 1930s?

That happened to Steptoe didn't it.

 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

I'd like to start a rumour that Zooo's into gay men and that Aaron and Sooty are lovers. Reasonable I think.
 

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Roscoff-does anybody elses dreams keep them awake?
 

Fair enough!
 

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Before everything got out of hand, Political Correctness used to be called Spastic Gaytalk
 

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2008, 10:53 AM BST

How do rumours that someone's gay still turn into rumours that they're a sicko?

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Nah, it's the rumours that he took an unhealthy interest in a crew member's young son, and that said crew member had to bring a huge metal bar to the set before he would leave him alone, which turn into rumours that he's a "sicko".
 

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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Eye Deal

Johnny Vegas is a pusher of NHS false eyes and spectacles.
 

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WTF?

 

Oi drop the self referential banter, or it's catapault time!

Sad He Ate Her

Colourful athletics competition. Between men who lost their wives because they were bad at cunnilingus, and men who had their wives eaten by cannibals.


The Tragic Roundbaout.

Magical adventures on a notorious accident blackspot.

Edited by Aaron.
 

Police Camera Traction
A 'what happened next' to motorway rubberneckers.

Capstan Pugwash
Animated adventures of tobacco smugglers.
 

Captain Pugwash.

Pirate adventures, in a grooming salon for small ugly dogs.