Dijon

Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.
 

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"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
 

Quote: The Cool Mikado @ April 18 2008, 2:32 PM BST

Dijon

Meet Jean Le See, a forty-something French mustard maker. He has everything; a steady job, nice house, beautiful wife, loving son and a car. Until one day he gets home from work and finds a letter from his wife informing him that their relationship is over and she has fallen for his ex-best friend, rugby-playing Parisian, Michel.

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LOL.

Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 2:33 PM BST

It took me a second to realise "Dijon" = "Dear John". Very good LOL!

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Oh yeah, explain it for the dullards why don't you!
 

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Gujon

John Barrowman falls in the mincer
 

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WTF?

 

Semtextras
Ricky Gervais stars as a suicide bomber
 

It's a shame you could never pitch any of them to him, as he would kick your bony arses.
 

Yes he would. Being immortal and all that.
 

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"'Reality,' sa molesworth 2, 'is so unspeakably sordid it make me shudder.'"

 

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 3:42 PM BST

It's a shame you could never pitch any of them to him, as he would kick your bony arses.

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No-one is boning my arse, least of all, John Barrowman!
 

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WTF?

 

If he wants to, he shall!

But he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to fuck any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.
 

Quote: Griff @ April 18 2008, 3:41 PM BST

! I wasn't trying to imply anyone else was dull, just that I was a bit dull for not realising straight away.

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Noo, I meant people should work it out for themselves! You spoiled it for them!

Quote: zooo @ April 18 2008, 4:00 PM BST

But he's happily married to a gawgeous man, so I'm thinking he may not want to fuck any of you. Unthinkable as that may be.

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Unthinkable that he WOULD!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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Aw. So modest!
 

Magical Trevor MacDonald

Every one loves Magical Trevor, because at news reading he's ever so clever.
Look at him now explaining the Dow

Trevor MacDOnald flies through space reading the news, and doing animal based magic tricks.
Well it's gotta be better than News Knight.

News Fight

Trevor goes to George Allagia's house, after a few cans of spesh, and asks him for a fight. Natasha Kaplinsky bottles him.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

I like 'News Fight'.

However, News Knight wasn't that bad - it got Reginald D. Hunter onto mainstream TV at very least.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
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Have I Got Poos For You

(Not a) Dr Gillian McKeith, presents topical news quiz, whilst examining topical celebrities' tods.


News Hat Ben

The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Pong Good Friday

God farts over southern England, typically the English blame the Krauts.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/article3773520.ece
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 8:35 PM BST

News Hat Ben

The 10 o'clock news presented by Ben Fogle in a variety of hats, adjusted for the story. For example a dirty mop for any story on Boris Johnson.

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I'd watch it

 

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Genius.