Smack The Petey

Pete Doherty tries to grab at a syringe on the end of a stick, for every miss he gets smacked physically, for every win he gets smacked mentally.


 

The Jung Ones
Paul Nicolas (reprising his role in Just Good Freuds) and Geoffrey Palmer get together to share student digs in this whacky look at the collective unconscious.

 

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"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
 

Pete Dick in Tea

Pete is forced to make endless cups of tea, with a tea bag on the end of his winkle. Which he is forced to dip into scolding water.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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The Walsall Packed

Brummies minced in a big machine and sold as dog food.

Took a while that one
 

Nice one Mikado.


From Pee to Loo

The Chuckle Brothers attempt to pee in a loo from increasingly long distances


Not Smart

Wacky Kids TV presenters, show how Columbia's number one export keeps them mad! And forgetting that they really wanted to do proper adult shows, with swearing and stuff.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The Man From Carbuncle
Pete awards prizes to his boils and abcesses.


 

Really Shameless

Sub moronic chavs copy crime capers they see on TV, and get sent to prison.

This week Shanon's estate try to copy that bit in Dr Who, when the Daleks take over London, except with Wheely Bins.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 2:04 PM BST

From Pee to Loo.

The Chuckle Brothers attempt to pee in a loo from increasingly long distances.

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Teletubbies in the Night Garden

Surprisingly violent kids show, where Teletubbies fight Makapaka et al for who can be the middle class friendly BBC kids show.

Makapakka gets the Ninky Nonk shoved up his fundament.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Only Fools With Horses

Each week loveable pervert Del "Stable Boy" Trotter sexually assaults a different horse assisted as ever by his simpleton brother Rodney played by Daniel Radcliffe.


 

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"Don't point that gun at him, he's an unpaid intern."
 

The upper gland.


George of the Bungle.

George and Bungle carry on their post Rainbow careers. This week Bungle zips Zippy's mouth shut, before chaining him up, and beating him.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Pre Hamble
Play School characters get serious in this courtroom drama.
 

Barmy

Big Purple dinosaur goes berserk and eats people.


Rolf's Fart Tune Club

Rolf plays famous tunes on a harmonica up his jacksy. Can you smell what it is yet?

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Slaughterhouse

Hugh Laurie has had enough! He takes out is massive weapon and blows everyone away.
 

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WTF?

 

Quote: sootyj @ April 18 2008, 2:08 PM BST

Makapakka gets the Ninky Nonk shoved up his fundament.

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Aaron
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