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Nigel Kelly
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April 16, 2008, 3:53 PM BST
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Marrowban by Barrowman. JB investigates EU Mandarins attempts at vegetable interference.
Sparrowflan by Barrowman. JB infiltrates anti-animal rights paramilitaries.
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Aaron
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April 16, 2008, 4:09 PM BST
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LOL.
Aaron
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Tuumble
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April 16, 2008, 4:21 PM BST
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The Big Job Centre
Where ne'er do wells go to be shat on by prospective employers.
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Nigel Kelly
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April 16, 2008, 5:04 PM BST Edited by Nigel Kelly on April 16 2008, 8:17 PM BST
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Eat Crowe
The Wacky Races a la Delia as hungry contestants pursue Russell Crowe on a, you've guessed it, wild goose chase across the USA.
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sootyj
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April 16, 2008, 9:16 PM BST
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The Smurks.
A fun kids show about a village, of Geordie tab ends. Will the evil Gargamel roll them up in a Rizla?
The Day Yesterday.
Chris Morris's new controversial show for Daily Mail readers. About how things were better in the past. This week the controversial holding hands before marriage special.
Edited by Aaron.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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April 17, 2008, 6:03 PM BST
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Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2008, 9:16 PM BST
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Oooh, I never saw that before! Whatever did you do to justify that, Sooty?
www.davidbussell.com
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sootyj
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April 17, 2008, 6:08 PM BST
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Angered the gramma-puss.
Jack's Bladder
Rowan Atkinson in Ben Elton written sitcom. The year is 2008 and he and Baldrick are bacteria in the lining of John Barrowman's bladder.
Really takes the piss.
Post 500 I'm king of the World!
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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April 18, 2008, 12:34 PM BST
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You're shit and you know you are.
Sitcom abour aspiring sitcom writers who will never ever make it.
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Aaron
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April 18, 2008, 12:51 PM BST
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But who would write and star in i- Oh.
Aaron
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Nigel Kelly
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April 18, 2008, 12:55 PM BST Edited by Nigel Kelly on April 18 2008, 1:32 PM BST
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Quote: Aaron @ April 18 2008, 12:51 PM BST
But who would write and star in i- Oh.
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I'll write it but I cant act.
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sootyj
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April 18, 2008, 1:48 PM BST
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Some Mothers Really Do 'Ave 'Em
Queezy incest based sitcom, stars Prunella Scales, and John Barrowman. Motherfucker.
Love Pie's Neighbour
A man highly intollerant of pies and other pastry goods moves next to a Gregg's. They learn to accept each other, with much earthy pie based humour.
"You come over here with your steak and kidney filling, meatier than the ace of spades."
Hocus Focus
This is a rather unusual focus group, it's made up of shit TV magicians.
Can Paul Daniels and the Great Suprendo make the 10p tax rate disappear?
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Nigel Kelly
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April 18, 2008, 1:48 PM BST
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Fantasy Channel Island.
Bit like Shipwrecked but with working class accents.
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sootyj
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April 18, 2008, 1:50 PM BST
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Nice.
Shit Wrecked.
Pete Docherty, Ami Shitehouse, Kerry Katona, and assorted other drug addled dlisters, stuck on Canvey Island. This week Pete pathetically begs for smack, before getting sent back to prison.
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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Tuumble
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April 18, 2008, 1:52 PM BST
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The WAG and Boners
Premership wives and girlfriends get laid. Who are the bigger dicks?
The Walsall Packed
Brummies minced in a big machine and sold as dog food.
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sootyj
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April 18, 2008, 1:54 PM BST
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Do like the WAG one.
Tale WAG the dog.
A WAG with a nice arse is also a bit rough
The ASDA of satire.
I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.
But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.
1984
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