Marrowban by Barrowman. JB investigates EU Mandarins attempts at vegetable interference.

Sparrowflan by Barrowman. JB infiltrates anti-animal rights paramilitaries.
 

LOL.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

The Big Job Centre

Where ne'er do wells go to be shat on by prospective employers.
 

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WTF?

 

Eat Crowe

The Wacky Races a la Delia as hungry contestants pursue Russell Crowe on a, you've guessed it, wild goose chase across the USA.
 

The Smurks.

A fun kids show about a village, of Geordie tab ends. Will the evil Gargamel roll them up in a Rizla?



The Day Yesterday.

Chris Morris's new controversial show for Daily Mail readers. About how things were better in the past. This week the controversial holding hands before marriage special.

Edited by Aaron.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

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Oooh, I never saw that before! Whatever did you do to justify that, Sooty?
 

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www.davidbussell.com
 

Angered the gramma-puss.

Jack's Bladder

Rowan Atkinson in Ben Elton written sitcom. The year is 2008 and he and Baldrick are bacteria in the lining of John Barrowman's bladder.

Really takes the piss.

Post 500 I'm king of the World!
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

You're shit and you know you are.
Sitcom abour aspiring sitcom writers who will never ever make it.
 

But who would write and star in i- Oh.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
(Half man, half Internet, half TV.)
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

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But who would write and star in i- Oh.

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I'll write it but I cant act.
 

Some Mothers Really Do 'Ave 'Em

Queezy incest based sitcom, stars Prunella Scales, and John Barrowman. Motherfucker.


Love Pie's Neighbour

A man highly intollerant of pies and other pastry goods moves next to a Gregg's. They learn to accept each other, with much earthy pie based humour.

"You come over here with your steak and kidney filling, meatier than the ace of spades."


Hocus Focus

This is a rather unusual focus group, it's made up of shit TV magicians.
Can Paul Daniels and the Great Suprendo make the 10p tax rate disappear?
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Fantasy Channel Island.
Bit like Shipwrecked but with working class accents.
 

Nice.

Shit Wrecked.

Pete Docherty, Ami Shitehouse, Kerry Katona, and assorted other drug addled dlisters, stuck on Canvey Island. This week Pete pathetically begs for smack, before getting sent back to prison.
 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

The WAG and Boners

Premership wives and girlfriends get laid. Who are the bigger dicks?


The Walsall Packed

Brummies minced in a big machine and sold as dog food.
 

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WTF?

 

Do like the WAG one.

Tale WAG the dog.

A WAG with a nice arse is also a bit rough


 

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The ASDA of satire.
"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you." Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984