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Star Trek the text Generation
A futuristic version of star trek, where the enterprise keeps crashing into black holes, as they can't stop texting each other about xfactor, and other dreary shite.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: ajp29 @ April 4 2008, 5:25 PM BST

I was LMFAO cos of, for once, having standards

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"Truth, justice and morality are never bedfellows with socialists and muticulturalists."

Quote: Stuart Laws @ April 4 2008, 8:40 PM BST

The Duck

It's about a duck

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That made me chuckle, that did.
 

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Britain's least haunted
A bunch of hysterical tv presenters, goto unhaunted places, and shout hysterically. Apparently watched by millions

Top cat stevens
Muslim, and peace nick, folk singer lives in a dustbin. Has many cat based crime capers.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Terrific thread guys.

Strapon and Son
Follow the hilarious adventures of a dirty old man, as once a week at 9pm on bbc2, he vigorously rogers his son with a 12 inch dildo.


 

greetings and what a dodgy entry 9oog er) good stuff

Jamie Oliver Twist
Fat faced mickney orphan demands less twizzlers at the orphanage, is chopped into the stew

The Punning man
In a distopian future, Arnold Shwarzenneger has to survive in a game of Just a Minute played to the death. Barry Cryer has a chain-trumpet.
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Dead Dwarf

Celebrity contestants have to guess the identity of a dead dwarf from the size of the coffin and the number of mourners.
 

Not bad at all

A titch in time saves nein!
Alan Titmarsh in harrowing world war 2 drama where he fails to save people from the Nazis
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

ONE FOOT IN THE GRAVE

Heather mills examines around Britain.


Actually thats not really a sitcom but what the hey.


yes yes yes minister!

The adventures of johyn prescott as he interviews for a new secretary.
 

steven, you are ace at this game.
 

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Where are all the good men dead, in the heart or in the head?
 

Rolfs harpoon club
Rolf takes a break from drawing cartoons, to hunt baby seals, with his harpoon and club.

Tele tubbies
Fat transvestites in colourful clothes

Steven as you can see this thread is mostly a home for wayward puns
 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 6 2008, 11:38 PM BST

Tele tubbies
Fat transvestites in colourful clothes

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Sorry Joel you've lost me on this one

 

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"especially considering that the guy was apparently going to get me lube." - Robyn, BSG.
 

Thanks zooo, but i'm cheating really as ive played this game before on another forum.

Sootyj. All bad puns have to die eventually. At least you're giving them a decent send off.

Blakey's 7

7 z list celebrities are locked on the buses as they attempt to start a new career as a clippie.


Whose line is it anyway.

Starring Pete Docherty and Amy Winehouse.

Pretty much self explanatory that one, and i have a feeling the series would run and run.
 

Who Framed Mrs McMacann

Sitcom about a loveable middle class family who's 'fend for yourself' method of bringing up their children leads to some hilarious shocking consequences
 

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Hola, Wilkommen to le BSG. Proud member of the ESG (European Sitcom Guide)


 

Kabumbo
A very dirty pair of buttocks solve crime, always want to ask one more question

The red and white menstrual show
A 1970s old time style singalong where men dress as women, pretend to have menstrual songs, and sing Joan Baez Protest songs of the 1960s


 

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World's greatest writer of comedy; under 110 characters or featruing novelty George Bush incontinence gags.

The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: ajp29 @ April 7 2008, 2:18 AM BST

Who Framed Mrs McMacann

Sitcom about a loveable middle class family who's 'fend for yourself' method of bringing up their children leads to some hilarious shocking consequences

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(whose*)
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV. In love with zooo.
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(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)