In the fight garden

Maka Paka, and pals find their happy garden invaded by new friends. Drunken tramps, who beat them senseless.

Fuck me I'm Karen Taylor

Lets not even go there.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Tramps? Surely the tramps would get jumped on by 15 year olds and have their heads kicked and stamped on until they bleed from their eyes?

Fucking youth.
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Sit-com set in a dog grooming parlour....you could call it 'you dirty bitch'.
 

Like the name!
 

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Aaron
BSG Forums & DVDs Editor
Half man, half Internet, half TV.
(Loyal follower of The Magical Aura of Laura.)

 

Tripling

Fun threesomes get hot!

Quads

Sequel where the lucky lady gets a trip to the maternity unit.
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

Nice one

Hutton Moon

Every day Lord Hutton tries to investigate the Iraq war, and instead finds himself flying around in circles.

The Boobs

Fun kids program about exploration. Presented by big cuddly simpletons Katie Price, and Melinda Messenger.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Trumpton

Laughs abound after a man does 100 consecutive farts.
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

Again very nice.

Thomas the tanked up engine

Adventures of a magical talking train, with a drink problem.
Featuring the Fat Twat Controller.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 9:36 PM

Again very nice.

Thomas the tanked up engine

Adventures of a magical talking train, with a drink problem.
Featuring the Fat Twat Controller.

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Wallace & Gromit: Curse of the Queer Rabbit

Wallace's expression gets even more mad as he's sexually assaulted by Bugs Bunny
 

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January 23rd 2009
 

Behind The Nylon Curtain.

It's the year 2020, and five years have elapsed since Britain slammed shut her borders and told any new immigrants to fuck off. All ports are heavily guarded, the Government is run by the BNP, and there's open hostility bordering on civil war because of the food shortage ... caused, ironically, by a lack of Poles in Peterborough to work gruelling hours picking root vegetables. Cue lots of c.1970s 'wop', 'nig nog' and 'nazi' jokes, crap innuendo and strong letters of complaint to the BBC (and letters of strong support to the Daily Express and the Daily Mail).
 

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

My old Klans a dustman

The KKK take over the council bin routes in Bradford, race riots, and laughs a plenty.

You are what you excrete.

Dr Scary Poo lady, is completley flumoxed as she helps people who eat their own excrement.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 28, 2008, 10:31 PM

You are what you excrete.

Dr Scary Poo lady, is completley flumoxed as she helps people who eat their own excrement.

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It's only funny 'cos it's poo.
 

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

Benta Ghost

It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that are gay.

Lord of the Bings

Chandler Bing from Friends, competes with dead comic (who didn't write his own gags Bing Crosby, in a race of some sort.
 

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The ASDA of satire.

I hate purity, I hate goodness!I don't want any virtue to exist anywhere. I want everyone to be corrupt to the bones.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ April 2 2008, 10:01 PM BST

Benta Ghost

It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that are gay.

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"That kind of parsley garnish went out with the Bee Gees." - dinnerladies, Victoria Wood
 

[Apologies for stealing Sooty's idea]

Rant-a-Ghost

It's an employment agency, that only provides ghosts, that moan about the city council and other members of society.
 

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January 23rd 2009