I like the idea he's so livid, he leaves the kitchen and travels to the studio to stab him.
 

Brilliant news that listeners can't be witnesses.

Now we can libel anyone we want on Tilt and they won't be able to prove a thing.
 

I think using Moyles works very well. But why Terry Wogan at the end? Isn't he quite well liked?
 

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I dunno picked a DJ at random, what about Chris Evans?

Is this which DJ deserves to be savagely murdered to give me a punchline competition?

Actually Zoo you have shamed me, I love Wogan and his hair.
 

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"Thoughtcrime was not a thing that could be concealed forever. You might dodge successfully for a while, even for years, but sooner or later they were bound to get you."� Which is exactly what happened to Winston Smith. His rebellion was not one that was foolish and too outspoken. He silently tried to defeat the Party for his personal happiness, and in the end it cost him everything he had fought for, and his love for Julia. He had learned to love Big Brother, which was his ultimate fear when trying to live a life of individuality. The Party had defeated him.

1984
 

Quote: sootyj @ March 30, 2008, 12:52 AM

I dunno picked a DJ at random, what about Chris Evans?

Is this which DJ deserves to be savagely murdered to give me a punchline competition?

Actually Zoo you have shamed me, I love Wogan and his hair.

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Yeah - Chris Evans is a much better target.

As in the words of Game On - you ginger tosser.
 

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I love Terry Wogan!

Steve Wright's a bit of a tosser if you ask me.

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Is this which DJ deserves to be savagely murdered to give me a punchline competition?

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But Jo Whiley wins.
 

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How about JK and Joel? Or Dick and Dom?

Fucking hate them.
 

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Are Dick and Dom on the radio?
 

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Yeah Radio one have "recruited" them. They're dire.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/dickanddom/
 

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Feel free to be as negative as you want to my scripts or sketches.

Feel free to make whatever suggestions you want to my scripts or sketches, however by making any suggestions or changes you are then giving me the right to use them without asking your permission. Which is nice.
 

Well, I like them on kids TV.
But crossovers don't always work.

Thanks for the link! You realise I am going to have to listen to this now...
 

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LOL. Have fun.
 

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Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination, we'll begin with a spin traveling in the world of my creation

Feel free to be as negative as you want to my scripts or sketches.

Feel free to make whatever suggestions you want to my scripts or sketches, however by making any suggestions or changes you are then giving me the right to use them without asking your permission. Which is nice.